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What interesting things have you experienced at the dinner table?

I experienced two interesting things at the dinner table. The first thing is that when my aunt and uncle were holding a fan together, the fan suddenly bounced off and stuck to my face. The scene is very funny. The second thing is that grandpa and grandpa gave up the last chicken leg with all kinds of pleasantries, but the chicken leg was finally taken away by my sister. The two old people froze on the spot and the picture was humorous.

The first thing happened during the Spring Festival, because it happened to be the second day of the Lunar New Year, so many relatives came to my house as guests. At noon, these relatives naturally ate at my house. That day, mom and grandma prepared a big table of dishes. When eating, everyone sat around a big round table, and the whole scene looked happy. And all the dishes are very good, everyone is eating their favorite dishes, and everyone looks very happy.

One dish is bean jelly. This dish tastes refreshing. The only problem is that the vermicelli is too long to break easily. It happened that my uncle and aunt put chopsticks into this dish at the same time. They each held their own chopsticks, but when they collected chopsticks, one of the fans connected. When they pulled hard, the fans bounced on their faces and the whole table laughed from ear to ear.

The second thing happened on grandpa's birthday. Grandpa and grandpa have been very close since they formed their in-laws relationship, and they often go out to the theatre together at ordinary times. Grandpa also arrived at the scene on time that day and bought him many birthday presents. Grandpa also expressed his gratitude, and then our group went to a hotel to have a longevity meal.

When eating, the interaction between grandpa and grandpa never stopped, and they also toasted each other while chatting. Finally, when there was only one braised chicken leg left on the plate, the two men began to give way to each other, and the younger generation next to them dared not covet the chicken leg when they saw this scene. What people didn't expect was that my sister's thought was too naive and simple, so she put the chicken leg directly into her bowl and ate it naturally.

And at that time, grandpa and grandpa stopped, smiled at one another and sighed helplessly. I was laughing all the time, and I didn't dare to laugh.

These two things happened to me at the dinner table, and I found them very interesting.