Young people like to tease each other's nonsense, literary humor jokes

young people like to make fun of each other's nonsense, literature and humor. 1. If you are my sister, we are sisters.

2. Did the deceased get hurt?

3. Your mother must be pregnant to give birth to you.

4. you can't eat on an empty stomach, otherwise you will be full.

5. after listening to your analysis, I decided to analyze it again.

6. According to statistics, all the people born out of wedlock are women.

7. Good morning, friends. It's okay if it's not good, whatever.

8. The last time I was so speechless was the last time.

9. This is the case. The specific situation depends on the situation.

1. One minute on stage, sixty seconds off stage.

11. If you cross the Himalayas, you have the ability to cross the Himalayas.

12. The results of the hospital examination came out, and the doctor said that I would grow by one year every year.

13. Every time you waste 6 seconds in your life, your life passes by 1 minute.

14. It should be alive before it dies.

15. Who would have thought that the 1-year-old boy was only 5 years old five years ago

16. The stone is very hard. How hard is it? Rock-solid.

17. Do you know? When people die, they won't be hungry

18. After listening to your analysis, I decided to analyze it.

19. The study found that people who insist on eating one egg every morning eat one more egg than those who don't.

2. The whole job is good, but it is a little bad. Young people like to make fun of each other's nonsense, literary humor, paragraph 2

21. Listening to your words is like listening to a word.

22. Those who can say such things will certainly be able to say such things.

23. I should be quite good at playing games if I don't eat vegetables.

24. If you are willing to spend some time getting to know me, you will find that you have spent some time.

25. We will know about tomorrow the day after tomorrow.

26. Every day is like every other day.

27. It's not just nonsense, it's just nonsense.

28. When I don't speak, it means I don't speak.

29. If you have some truth in this sentence, it is not unreasonable at all.

3. The last time I saw your mobile phone was the last time

31. A truth: the bigger the banana, the bigger the banana peel.

32. Compared with the older generation, young people today are really too young.

33. I was shocked when I first went to England. I have never seen so many British people in one country.

34. Luck is all about luck.

35. regardless of the content, if it makes sense, it makes sense for you to speak.

36. Your chain can only stand at a critical moment

37. I'll simply say a few words about this matter, as long as you understand it. In a word, this is the situation now. As for the details, everyone can see it and have to say a few words. Maybe you don't understand it very well, but the meaning is just that. You don't have to guess if you don't know it. This kind of thing is common.

38. If you say so, you can't say so.

39. This tomato smells like tomato.

4. We will know what will happen tomorrow the day after tomorrow. A collection of nonsense humorous jokes between friends

nonsense humorous jokes between friends (Part I)

1. If he doesn't marry me, the bride will definitely not be me.

2. As an experienced person, my advice is not to come here.

3. The bigger the banana, the bigger the banana peel.

4. You are a sensible person, and I know what you mean. I am also a wise man, and a wise man should understand that I understand what you mean. As long as everyone understands, people should understand. I understand what you mean.

5. the last time I saw such a speechless word was the last time.

6. You are a wise man, too. You know what I know.

7. Today's young people are really young compared with the older generation.

8. whatever you say is reasonable, it is not unreasonable at all.

9. If I'm right, that's right.

1. People must have dreams. Only with dreams can you truly have dreams.

11. I was shocked when I first went to England. I have never seen so many British people in one country.

12. If you fall from the 1th floor, there should be an accident.

13. Good morning, friends. It's okay if it's not good, whatever.

14. If you are alive, you are not dead.

15. If I have a boyfriend, there is no need to add the word if in this sentence.

16. Did the victim in this car accident get hurt?

17. I will make a long story short, but it's a long story.

18. If you cross the Himalayas, you have the ability to cross the Himalayas.

19. I feel like talking when you say that.

2. It's pretty if you're not ugly. Humorous jokes among friends (Part II)

21. We will know about tomorrow the day after tomorrow.

22. It's pretty, but it's a little ugly, but it's also pretty, but it's a pity that it's ugly to me, but it's too beautiful and doesn't reflect the feeling of ugliness, so it's a little ugly on the whole, and the fly in the ointment is that it's a little ugly, but it doesn't affect its beauty.

23. Eating noodles without garlic means not eating garlic.

24. There aren't any clouds in the cloudless sky in Wan Li.

25. Hello, everyone. My last name is Fan. Because I am always cold when I speak, everyone calls me, so be careful when I speak.

26. It's good, but it's a little bad, but it's also good. Unfortunately, it's worse for me, but it's too good to reflect the bad feeling, so relatively speaking, it's a little bad, overall, it's still good, and the shortcomings are just a little bad.

27. The young man is handsome, with one nose and two eyes.

28. When you can't get up in the morning, it means you want to sleep.

29. If you are my sister, we are sisters.

3. I suddenly saw this sentence.

31. Every time you waste 6 seconds in your life, your life passes by 1 minute.

32. If you don't have a date, you should still be single now.

33. You have advantages besides your shortcomings.

34. Who would have thought that this 1-year-old boy was only 5 years old five years ago

35. I was very angry when I was extremely angry.

36. I still have a lot of hair if my head is not bald.

37. after listening to your analysis, I decided to analyze it myself.

38. You put it here, put it here and put it here. This is like talking.

39. Women like to be beautiful.

4. You did everything well outside of work except that you didn't work. Humorous jokes among friends (Part III)

41. The greater the ability, the greater the ability.

42. How can I put it? You are beautiful, with an indescribable beauty, especially with two eyes, a nose and a mouth. It's just right, no more, no less, and the best thing is that your hair just grows on your head.

43. Who would have thought that he stood up with a cm when he was 1.8 meters tall?

44. It is well known that you are beautiful, and everyone knows that you are not ugly.

45. I made men listen to me in three sentences.

46. Nowadays, young people are really young compared with Lao Cui.

47. If what you say is reasonable, it is not unreasonable.

48. Who would have thought that when I was a child, I was just a child.

49. Do you know? I usually drive while sitting

5. I found that my mother and my father got married on the same day.

51. I wonder if you have found that summer is much hotter than winter.

52. Shocked, a 14-year-old teenage girl was only four years old ten years ago.

53. If you are willing to spend more time getting to know me, you will find that you have spent more time.

54. I don't know what to say every time I don't know what to say.

55. Do you know why I am so poor? Because I have no money.

56. Think back to yesterday as if it were yesterday.

57. The stock law has been found, and it is either up or down.

58. If you are my girlfriend, then I am your boyfriend.

59. If you look white, you won't be black. Advanced nonsense literature that young people like to talk about (4 sentences in a collection)

Advanced nonsense literature that young people like to talk about (Part 1)

1. You are really good-looking, especially with your eyes, one * * * is no less than two.

2. Running ten kilometers in the morning is equal to running ten kilometers.

3. you must be very thin if you lose weight.

4. As far as I know, I know nothing about it.

5. People will die if they are killed.

6. whatever you say is irrelevant, it's not irrelevant at all.

7. If I have nothing to say, then I may really have nothing to say.

8. I must have guessed right if I didn't guess wrong.

9. a truth: the bigger the banana, the bigger the banana peel.

1. It's not just nonsense, it's just nonsense.

11. Congratulations! I congratulated you!

12. The back waves of the Yangtze River push the front waves, but the front waves are pushed by the back waves.

13. Spring breeze is green in Jiang Nanan and green in Jiang Nanan.

14. If you are not ugly, you should look pretty.

15. Eating noodles without garlic means not eating garlic.

16. Pro-test effective sunscreen tips-avoid the sun.

17. The last time I saw such a video was the last time.

18. As we all know, the body of a swallow is very light. How light is it? It is as light as a swallow.

19. I pretend to work for the boss, and the boss pretends to pay my salary

2. Young people today are really young compared with the older generation. Advanced nonsense literature that young people like to talk about (Part II)

21. According to statistics, all the unmarried pregnant women in the world, a 16-year-old teenage girl was only 12 years old four years ago, but no one has lived to be 25 years old since ...

22. I was very angry once.

23. Stone is very hard. How hard is it? Rock-solid.

24. Everyone who is awake now should still be awake.

25. If he wants to go to prison for ten years, he won't get out for ten years.

26. There are two trees in front of the door, one is jujube, and the other is jujube.

27. One minute on stage, sixty seconds off stage.

28. sharpen one sword in ten years and half a sword in five years.

29. As we all know, cicadas have very thin wings. How thin are they? As thin as cicada's wings.

3. You look like you haven't been cured.

31. Look, the man in front, he seems to be alone.

32. You can't eat on an empty stomach, or you will be full.

33. Every day is like every other day.

34. This is my father, and I'm his son.

35. If I am a rich man, I must be very rich.

36. It should be alive before it dies.

37. In the spring of the fourth year of the Qing Dynasty, Teng Zijing was appointed to guard Baling County, and the next year, the Qing Dynasty celebrated for five years.

38. If a person is killed, he will definitely die.

39. We will know what will happen tomorrow the day after tomorrow.

4. All minors are under the age of 18. Nonsense literature short sentences are necessary

nonsense literature short sentences 1

1. It's been half a lifetime since I came back.

2. If there are three people, there must be three.

3. I pretend to work for the boss, and the boss pretends to pay my salary

4. Eating noodles without garlic means not eating garlic.

5. I don't know if you find that summer is much hotter than winter.

6. Hello, everyone. My last name is Fan. Because I am always cold when I speak, everyone calls me, so be careful when I speak.

7. If I have a boyfriend, there is no need to add the word if in this sentence.

8. The crab was alive before it died,

9. We will know about tomorrow.

1. put some black white sesame seeds.

11. Everything delicious is especially delicious.

12. As far as I know, I know nothing.

13. Zhou Yu hit Huang Gai. It was Zhou Yu who hit him, and Huang Gai who was beaten.

14. when people can't stretch, they often can't stretch.

15. In fact, it is quite easy if you are not tired at work.

16. You are a sensible person, and I know what you mean. I am also a wise man, and a wise man should understand that I understand what you mean. As long as everyone understands, people should understand. I understand what you mean.

17. According to statistics, all unmarried pregnant women in the world, a 16-year-old teenage girl was only 12 years old four years ago, but no one has lived to be 25 years old since ...

18. Be sure to close your eyes when sleeping, otherwise you will not be able to sleep.

19. Running ten kilometers in the morning is equivalent to running ten kilometers.

2. I woke up and found that I woke up. 21. We will know about tomorrow the day after tomorrow.

22. When blood collapses, there is no snowflake that does not collapse.

23. You can't make a phone call when the cell phone is dead.

24. As we all know, the body of a swallow is very light. How light is it? It is as light as a swallow.

25. I don't know if you have noticed, but winter is really much colder than summer.

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