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Autumn trousers joke

Speaking of Zhu Guangquan, you won't feel strange. He is famous as a CCTV player and has many fans on the Internet. Just a while ago, when reporting on "Double Festival", Zhu Guangquan played a joke. Zhu Guangquan said: "The China Meteorological Bureau predicted that during the holidays, the temperature in most parts of the country would be suitable and there would be no obvious fog and haze. But don't worry, there are frequent cold air activities in the northern region, which may be inseparable from long pants. " This joke was quickly spread to the internet, which triggered a hot discussion on the internet. Some netizens said: "He is coming, he is coming. Although Mr. Zhu Guangquan's joke came late, it was unusual when he shot it. " Some netizens also commented: "I think you are a little naughty. Did you calm down there? " Such a humorous and sweet host, netizens can't stop chasing it.

In fact, Zhu Guangquan is also one of the few TV hosts in CCTV. Previously, in the face of high temperature environment for several days in a row, he reported: "The Yangtze River is boiling, the spray is gargling, and it is baked into ham in just two steps; Even a fairy flower in Yuen Long will keep you from blooming. I only dare to ask where the road is, because it is too hot to find the north. " Everyone with discerning eyes can see that this sentence is actually adapted from The Journey to the West's words. Of course, some people question that it was not adapted by Zhu Guangquan himself. Actually, it doesn't matter whether I adapted it myself. After all, what many people value is whether it comes from him. It can be said that Zhu Guangquan contracted many people's jokes.

In fact, the public's impression of news anchors is very rigid, and they think that news anchors must be serious. Zhu Guangquan's alternative hosting can be said to be a new trend hosted by CCTV, which may continue and become the standard for hosting the next election. If you don't have a little funny talent and can't write jokes, don't come to CCTV to teach fish to swim. In fact, from the current entertainment circle, there are many program supporters, but there are very few performers like Zhu Guangquan. From here, we can see that if we simply package Zhu Guangquan, he may be the next superstar. After all, funny people exist.

In fact, Zhu Guangquan not only has jokes in summer, but also jokes in winter. It must be the following joke: "If you are in a warm bed, everything outside the bed is far away, and everything you can't reach is somewhere else.". The last toilet is a business trip to a distant frontier. " In fact, this sentence will also show people's state in winter incisively and vividly, indicating that Zhu Guangquan's "Duan Zishou" level is still very high, and intellectuals are just different. If you are an ordinary person, you may be "frozen into a fool" in winter. From this, we can see that Zhu Guangquan is really a brilliant comedian, and I hope his talent will last forever.