Funny graduation quotations

1, remember to pay me back the 300 you owe me.

2. This summer, we will fuck off!

Never say goodbye, because we will meet again soon.

4. Go your own way and let others take a taxi!

5. It is fate that we are all 400 points short of going to Tsinghua.

6. Say goodbye to college, but don't say goodbye to youth.

7. Four years in college, one year drunk, one year dreaming!

I studied knowledge in college for several years, but I have short hair.

9, graduated, a little miss the old days.

10, don't worry! You will live in our hearts forever.

1 1. It takes three years to change an eternal memory in my heart.

12, we can afford to win or lose, so there is nothing to be afraid of!

13, the south wind is blowing gently again, and the time of gathering is in a hurry.

14. Will those flowers bloom after graduation?

15, if the sky is affectionate, it will be old, and if people are affectionate, they will die early.

16, Qin Huang Hanwu is a fart, he only knows how to bend over to catch chickens!

17, never skip class again, because there is no class.

18, don't say anything before the exam, four words: insist!

19, you can't treat me as a holiday just because we have a holiday.

20. After graduation, I found that college students are really a good career.

2 1, review is to confirm that you won't. Really not.

Don't forget us behind you, we will help you tide over the difficulties.

Dear friends, please don't be sad. Take good care of each other after parting.

24. The most romantic thing I can think of is to use all the postures with you.

25. Time flies like water, but it permeates people's hearts. Six years of wind and rain, and heaven remains our neighbourhood.

The weather is very good today. There will be no class tomorrow, and there will be no class in the future.

27, three cups of Rannuo, five mountains are light, such as endless sorrow, forgetting the rivers and lakes.

28. A good woman is a school, and a good man can stay and teach after graduation.

29, once complained, once lamented, now only full of nostalgia.

I don't want to! I don't want to graduate! You will be unemployed after graduation.

3 1, in college, if there is love in the sky, it will be old, and if there is love, it will die early!

32. Even if the teacher talks about a wool ball, Xueba can knit a sweater!

33. The life of scum is like this: doing well in the exam, being suspected of not doing well in the exam and being scolded.

34. After graduation, we looked back silently, only to find that the university was over!

The sky is still calm, the birds have flown, and my heart is still waiting for you.

36. I want to go home when I go to school, and then I think about school when I go home.

I am not a born king, but I have unyielding blood in my bones.

38. You did really badly in the exam! It broke my heart, not to mention my parents.

39. Leave a message to a pair of classmates who are in love: classmates now, bed together in the future!

40. If you want to go to college in your next life, you must find a night 1 1 with the lights on.

4 1, teacher, you are great, knowing that we won't listen, and pretending to be strong.

42. Freshmen are familiar with each other; The younger brother of the second grade fell in love; It's time for the senior high school entrance examination.

43. Parting is a cold cloud. When it rained, she fell in love with the land of her alma mater.

44. Research shows that under any circumstances, opposite sex deskmates once liked each other.

45. Xueba can only do problems. If the topic of the college exam is playing games, I will laugh.

46. It is difficult to go to school at noon on weeding day. You will be punished for standing all afternoon as soon as you enter the school.

47. It's not a joke to poke a sore spot, it's a deliberate act of playing dumb.

48. Even if I can't see you go with my own eyes, I will look at the distance in the direction you leave.

49. The teacher's classic lie: I treat both good students and poor students equally.

50. Children's newspapers that don't want to go to school are all good children's newspapers because there are no people they care about in school.