See a joke about Internet thinking.

The stud lives in a small ravine. On this day, my sister who married outside the mountain gave birth to a child, and my parents couldn't walk, so I took eggs and red dates to congratulate my sister. After the wedding banquet, I came home feeling a little tired. I slept until midnight. When I heard something moving in the room, I suddenly opened my eyes and saw a big girl standing in front of the kang, staring at him angrily. Seeing the stallion awake, the girl asked, "Why did you pee on my roof and leak the house?"

Shuanzhu rubbed his sleep: "Sister, I went outside the mountain today, how can I go to your house to pee?" Besides, how can I pee in your house? "

The prostitute glared: "Still mouth shut! I felt a leak and rushed out to stop it. You're all gone, and I only see your backs. There is absolutely nothing wrong. " At that time, chickens crowed in the yard. The girl said, "I have to go." Let's talk about it tomorrow. " Say that finish, and went away.

Sitting on the kang, the more I think about it, the more strange I feel: there is a dog in the yard and a bolt on the door. How did this girl get in? There is no light in the room, but I can see it clearly ... it may be a ghost! The bolt had a lot of fear, but thinking about the girl who looks like the person in the picture tickles again. Shuanzhu is the big boss, and no one has spoken for her yet. If she can marry such a handsome daughter-in-law, this person will not live in vain.

At dawn, Shuanzhu said nothing to his parents, and quietly followed the path outside the mountain to find it, remembering while walking. I remember, under an old poplar tree in Shanyakou, he didn't pee! The bolt came to the old poplar and observed it carefully. Alas, there is a grave hidden in the messy grass. I don't know how many years it has collapsed, but he did pour a hole in the grave yesterday. Bolt knelt on the ground and prayed, "Sister, I was rude yesterday. Don't blame me. I'll fix it for you. " I dug the soil by hand, blocked the hole and pulled out the weeds.

In the evening, Shuanzhu went home for dinner. Just after blowing the light, she saw that the room was very bright, and the girl didn't know when she was standing on the kang again. He smiled and said, "Little brother, thank you for helping me repair the house." In the face of such a beautiful woman, the bolt is not afraid at this time. She boldly took up her little hand and said in surprise, "Oh, your hands are so cold!" " "The prostitute laughed:" I have slept underground for many years, how can I not be cold? After a few words, the latch pulled her onto the kang and went to bed. "。

When she woke up, the sun shone on the enough paper, and the girl around her had already disappeared. From then on, my daughter came to sleep with him every night and asked her last name. She just laughed and didn't answer. Shuanzhu met such a beautiful female ghost and really changed, full of energy. The parents discussed: "The child has become lazy and no longer disagrees with us all day. Why not find someone for him? " I asked the matchmaker to vouch for a matchmaker in a party village. Who knows that when discussing with the stud, the stud shook like a rattle, and the height was not allowed. My parents were surprised: "I was very angry the other day and even resigned." I'm clamoring for a wife. I told him to do it, but I don't want it. " What kind of disease is this? "

In the evening, my daughter came to see Shuanzhu again, and Shuanzhu told her about media protection. The girl's face drooped: "You can't decide your business? Do you think I am not good to you? " That night, the girl's face didn't clear up and the chicken didn't crow, so she left quietly.

The girl didn't come at night, and wanted to tie the column, so she went to the old poplar and said a lot of good things. In the evening, the girl came again and said, "Although you are a little stupid, you are very nice. I don't share your knowledge. " The two made up.

While speaking, Shuanzhu's sister is full moon. According to the custom, she comes back to live in her family. In the evening, my sister heard a voice in my brother's room. My sister sneaked out, licked the broken window paper and looked in. Hi, my brother is sleeping with a big girl. My sister was so scared that she broke into a cold sweat and told her parents about it: "If you seduce someone else's daughter secretly, you will be prosecuted."

What the cultivators are most afraid of is going to court, so their parents quickly called Shuanzhu and put pressure on him repeatedly: Shuanzhu can't hide, so they have to tell the truth: "The daughter-in-law I found myself doesn't need to spend money, so don't worry about it." Sister said, "That's easy for you to say. How can a living person sleep with a ghost? She is overcast, and within a hundred days, you will be ill in bed, and there is no cure. "

Lightning was frightened: "What can I do if she sticks to me?"

Sister gritted her teeth: "I have an idea."

Sister immediately sent a message to let Ma Wu exorcise ghosts. This horse witch has magical power. It is said that she has no evil that cannot be exorcised, and there is no unstoppable demon.

In the evening, the girl came to the bolt room again, with a long face: "Are you still a man?" Why can't you hide a word or two? You didn't drag me to the kang. Why did you say I was pestering you to die? The horse witch will pick me up tomorrow, right? I'm waiting for her to take it away. "Say, I turned around, there is no shadow.

Here comes the horse witch. Boy, sheepskin drums peachwood sword, long hair will jump up and down, Ma Wujian will also drop, pants will also drop, making a fool of herself. She took off a shoe, drew her bow left and right, sobbed, and said, "I'm guilty, I played tricks on everyone's money." In fact, many things about everyone are secretly inquired for me. I "if you see me cheating again, whoever sees me will hit me." "The mouth is swollen, still can't stop.

The horse witch ran away in a panic. The family of the bolt column trembled with fear. This female ghost is really amazing. Ma Shenxian was cured by her. If the ball falls into her hands, will she have a life? Hide the bolt in the vegetable cellar at night and press the straw on it. Sprinkle black dog blood to ward off evil spirits.

However, the bolt column curled up in the vegetable cellar until midnight, and suddenly the girl stood in front of him again. Bolt was so scared that she felt sorry for her. The female ghost sneered: "You don't have to be afraid. At least you are husband and wife. How could I harm you? " . It's too humid in the vegetable cellar. Stay for a few days and you won't have to do it yourself. "When the latch opens, isn't it back on the hot kang?

The female ghost said, "I was the daughter of a former official, but unfortunately I died and was buried in this barren mountain." It's all my fault. I can't stand being lonely. I married you in an absurd marriage. In fact, you are nothing, you don't even know a big word ... I really regret it. "The tears of the female ghost fell on her chest." I am a ghost, but I try to be human. Don't you know that you are a human being and do your best, but you are not as good as a ghost! "

Bolt knelt on the ground, hoping that the female ghost would forgive him and get back together with him. The female ghost sighed: "Fate is here! Write down that you will come to my grave one day and hug your son. You have nothing to do in this life, just wait for your son's light. " Shuanzhu wanted to beg, but when he looked up, he went to the empty house and he knelt on the ground alone. ...

Lightning will remember that day. At that time, I walked under the old poplar and saw a red envelope on the grave, which was the clothes worn by female ghosts at ordinary times. There is a fat white baby in the bag, playing with his legs.

When the baby grew up, he was admitted to the top scholar and became an official. Shuanzhu became the son of the old man, and naturally enjoyed himself. But although he burned incense and prayed all day, the female ghost didn't even entrust him with a dream ...