Seeking an invincible universe is a super joke?

1: There is a polar bear. He was in the North Pole, and he felt very hot, so he pulled out his hair, pulling and pulling until there was not one left. Later, he felt very cold. 2. A person looks like an onion and cries while walking.

On a hot afternoon, a match tickled, scratched and caught fire. So I went to the hospital to dress it and came out as a cotton swab.

Do you know what this is? Hee hee, hee hee ... I don't know. 5. A little white rabbit skipped to the bakery. "Boss, do you have a hundred steamed buns?"

Boss: "Oh, sorry, not that much."

"well. . . "The little white rabbit left in dismay.

The next day, the little white rabbit skipped to the bakery. "Boss, do you have a hundred steamed buns?"

Boss: "Sorry, there is still no"

"well. . . "The little white rabbit left in dismay again. On the third day, the little white rabbit skipped to the bakery. "Boss, do you have a hundred steamed buns?"

The boss said happily, "Yes, yes, today we specially left you a hundred steamed buns!" ! "

The little white rabbit excitedly took out the money: "Great, I want two!" " "