Is it true?/You don't say. The joke at the end.

What does my girlfriend think of me these days?

If nothing else, just because I don't wash clothes, cook or do housework, I play games in front of the computer all day.

She was annoyed and said, "If you play games again, I will smash the computer!" " "

I said firmly, "You try!"

She was really hit by a hammer.

I secretly smiled: "How much is a broken computer worth? I have been on holiday for several days, and I can buy bankruptcy without shopping. "