I froze for a moment.

1. Being your friend for so long, you have always cared about me, but I often give you trouble. I really don't know how to repay you ... so ... I will be a cow and a horse in my next life ... and I will definitely pull up weeds for you to eat. ...

I miss you very much, but I am embarrassed to call you. I'm afraid you're busy, you ignore me, you think I'm harassing me, and I'd like to contact you, but ... the phone bill is really expensive. Please call me!

If you are a meteor, I will chase you. If you are a satellite, I will wait for you. If you were a star, I would fall in love with you. Unfortunately ... you are an orangutan ~ I can only see you in the zoo! ! Oh, what a pity! !

4. Now I'm confused ... I don't know what I'm thinking ... My mind is bored to death ... I really don't know what to do? ... can you tell me ... I really don't know whether to eat Regan Noodles or Ah Q bucket noodles!

Thank you for being with me when I was most frustrated and helping me when I needed help most. I just want to tell you, "nothing good has happened since I met you!" " You are a loser!

6. I'm sorry for texting you so late ~ ~ If it bothers you ~ ~ I'm here to say ~ ~ You deserve it ~ ~ Who told you to go to bed earlier than me ~ ~ Hehe! !

Meeting you is the beginning of my heart, falling in love with you is my happy choice, owning you is my most precious wealth, stepping on the red carpet is my eternal motivation, and the person I love forever is you. Unfortunately, I passed it on to the wrong person.

8. Hello, this is the Bra Inspection Bureau. We have found that your breasts have violated Article 7 of Chapter 2 of the "Cup Control Law" "Regulations on Severe and Extremely sagging breasts"! So we must force you to get breast implants, or you will be wanted!

9. Because of you, I believe that maybe all this is predestined and brings us together. Now I really want to say … what I did in my last life!

10. Starting from tomorrow, the city has decided to drive away all the mentally retarded young people who are ugly and detrimental to the city! Hurry up and pack your things, go out and take shelter, and don't tell anyone that I informed you, remember! You're welcome.

1 1. God saw your desire and created water; God saw that you were hungry and created rice; God saw that you had no lovely friends and created me; However, he also saw that there is no idiot in this world and created you by the way.

12. If it is stipulated that a person can only be kind to one person in his life, I would rather that person be you. Till death do us part, I have no regrets! But there are no rules ... then forget it!

13. It is a happy thing to miss you! Nice to meet you! Loving you is what I will always do! Keeping you in mind is what I have been doing! But I lied to you, and it just happened! Ha ha!

14. The phone is ringing, which means I am thinking of you! Two voices mean I like you! Three voices mean I love you!

When the seventh sound rings ... * *, I really need to talk to you, so don't answer the phone!

15. According to statistics, more than 99.9% people who look like pig heads use thumb buttons to read short messages! Hey, hey, don't change hands, it's too late. Pig head! hahaha

16. I wrote your name in the sky, but the wind blew it away; I wrote your name on the beach, but it was washed away by the sea; I wrote your name in every corner ... Khan, I was taken away by * * *!

17. If it is a mistake to look good … then I am all wet; If loveliness is a sin … I have committed a heinous crime; It's hard to be a man! ... you'll be fine ~ Yes, you're not guilty ... I envy you.

18. When the white clouds float by, it is the trace that I miss you; When the sun shines, that's my miss for you; When it rains, it is proof that I miss you; When it thundered, that's when I prayed to heaven that you were hit ... haha-

19. If I burn incense for one year, I can meet you, I can know you for three years, and I can cherish you for ten years. For the happiness of my next life, I am willing to ... convert it into * * * *. ..