Pupils translate funny compositions from Chinese into English.

When I was in junior high school, who did the teacher ask to translate?

be

this

man

Whose man is this?

The whole class laughed and the teacher was speechless.

we

two

who

and

who

!

The two of us who and who!

you

no

dirb

I

,

I

no

dirb

you

.

You don't care about me and I don't care about you.

you

have

seed

I

will

give

you

some

colour

arrive

see

see

,

brothers

!

together

up

!

You have seed, I will give you some color to see see, brothers, together!

you

give

I

stop

! !

Don't move.

look

Sisit

Cousin of the same age (or cousin)

dragon

born

dragon

, chicken

born

chicken (as food)

,

mouse

son

can

manufacture

hole

! !

Dragon begets dragon, phoenix begets phoenix, and mouse's son can make holes!

one

automobile

come

one

automobile

go to

, two

automobile

Peng Peng

, people

die

Description of car accident scene

Poirot: I

mum

Excuse me!

Foreigner: Me.

be

pity

Also!

Poirot: I

be

pity

Three!

Foreigner: What?

be

you

pity

for

]

Poirot:

I

be

pity

five

!

if

you

want

money

,

I

have

No;

if

you

want

life

,

I

have

one

!

Do you want money? There is one!

you

have

two

downwards

son

.

You have two skills.

be like

far

be like

you

go to

arrive

die

!

How far away, how far to die.

I

give

you

face

you

no

want

Face,

you

lose

you

face

, I

turn

my

Face!

Give you face, you are shameless, you lose face, I turn my face ~

Handsome: Here.

you

some

flag

arrive

see

Look! (Give you some color to see see)

Kyle: You?

attempt

attempt

see

(Try it)

Employer: How?

many

do

you

want

a

moon

Nanny: 800

Yuan Dynasty (1206-1368)

, eat.

you

Sleep.

you

.

800 yuan, eat yours, live yours.

30

year

river

east

30

year

river

western

Every man has his day.

you

I

you

I

You too

Americans

Chinese

no

adequately

A flaw/defect in a perfect thing

heart

flower

angry

open

be as happy as a lark

go to

pass

no

mistake

pass

Don't miss it when passing by.

know

be

know

no

know

be

no

know

What you know is what you know, and what you don't know is what you don't know

human

hill

and

human

sea

A large group of people

seven

up

eight

downwards

seven

Shangbaxia

no

three

no

four

suspicious