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Animal fables, short stories and great truths: falcons and capons

There is a French-made meat capon, which was rushed to the kitchen god by its owner, that is, under the kitchen chamber, as people often say.

In order to cover up the truth, people deliberately tease the capon like this: "My darling, my baby!" " "But no matter what people call it, this suspicious capon just ignores me. It said, "I am a slave driven by you. You can't catch me because the way you tease me is really not clever. "

At this time, a falcon stopped on the shelf and was watching the capon flee everywhere. By intuition and experience, the falcon flew down from the shelf and caught the capon, which means that the capon will naturally become a delicious food at the party the next day, which is the most vulnerable treatment for ordinary poultry.

Hayato said to the capon, "Your behavior surprised me. You are so ignorant. You are just idiots and idiots. You don't understand at all. It seems difficult to find anything good from you. Look at me again. I will catch up with my prey and go back to my master. Do you see, the host is waiting for us at the window! Why haven't you heard? "

"I heard you very clearly," retorted the capon. "Do you know what the master wants to say to me? And the cook with a bright kitchen knife. Do you know what he wants to do? Did you fly to your host's house as soon as you heard the whistle? Let me go! When the host calls me in a kind and gentle tone, don't laugh at me because I don't obey and escape. You see, on that iron label, there are as many falcons roasted as capons every day. As long as you see all this, you will never call me an idiot again. "

Truth:

Sometimes people's association with you is deceptive, so you should always be on your guard.