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Adapted words of the essay "Not Bad Money"

The answer is as follows:

It's Only Money

Zhao Benshan: Here we are.

Mao Mao: Here we are.

Zhao Benshan: This is the most expensive hotel in Tieling. This is not Scottish flirting.

Mao Mao: Yes, you've read the Scottish sentiment backwards.

Zhao Benshan: Ah, mood, ha, let's eat here.

Mao Mao: Isn't your home expensive?

Zhao Benshan: You have money. What about more than 30 thousand? What about that bag?

Mao Mao: I didn't take my bag.

Zhao Benshan: Yellow bag with money.

Mao Mao: It's over ~ ~ It left me on the kang.

Zhao Benshan: Do you think there is anything else you can do for this child? No, you said you left it on the kang. Do you have any money in your pocket?

Mao Mao: How much is it? It's only over 70 yuan.

Zhao Benshan: I have 400 lines left. That's enough.

Mao Mao: That's impossible.

Zhao Benshan: Oh, is that enough? Come on in.

Zhao Benshan: Waiter.

Shenyang: Sorry, uncle, this is an upscale hotel. We don't accept agricultural and sideline products.

Zhao Benshan: No, we eat.

Shenyang: God, I'm eating.

Zhao Benshan: Isn't it?

Shenyang: Not really.

Zhao Benshan: Girl, this meal is very important.

Shenyang: My God, who are you calling a girl? She is a pure man.

Zhao Benshan: Then why are you dressed like this? You're wearing a skirt.

Shenyang: It's packed according to our Scottish style. Besides, it's not a skirt. Are they cropped trousers? Can't you see it has legs? bend ............................................................................................................................

Zhao Benshan: Come on, save that leg for tomorrow. Oh, boy, I tell you, I'm going to invite an important guest to dinner today.

Shenyang: Really?

Zhao Benshan: Be sure to treat them well.

Shenyang: Ah, no problem.

Zhao Benshan: Come on, let me ask you this. How much does this hotel cost if you want a good meal?

Shenyang: Why are you so impatient?

Zhao Benshan: No, I mean the most expensive one.

Small Shenyang: 10,000 to 20,000.

Zhao Benshan:11200,000. Well, is there such a situation? Eat today and check out tomorrow.

Small Shenyang: Write white stripes.

Zhao Benshan: No, no, no money.

Shenyang: What do you mean?

Zhao Benshan: Hint.

Shenyang: God, you are so handsome.

Zhao Benshan: It's handsome to give you a hundred dollars. I'm telling you, it's not for nothing. Be sure to give me enough face when the guests arrive, okay? You have to leave some for me when I order.

Shenyang: How to get a ride?

Zhao Benshan: I gave face, but I can't spend too much. I want expensive food.

Shenyang: Did I tell you ... no?

Zhao Benshan: God, you are amazing. Come and get some.

Mao Mao: It's all yours.

Zhao Benshan: Here's another thirty.

Shenyang: I'll get it for you ~

Zhao Benshan: Thank you.

Shenyang: Don't worry.

Mao Mao: I'm a little hungry.

Zhao Benshan: If you are hungry, you can have noodles.

Small Shenyang: A bowl of 78 yuan.

Zhao Benshan: What noodles are so expensive?

Small Shenyang: Scottish noodles with gravy.

Zhao Benshan: Is that ... expensive?

Small Shenyang: Halogen is free.

Zhao Benshan: Ah, then try a bowl of brine first. Let's go, let's go.

Small Shenyang: Mom has no sex life.

Zhao Benshan: I didn't come. I'm coming. You have been here for a long time. Go ahead. Go ahead.

Small Shenyang: this old man, I want to say noodles are free, but also noodles.

Zhao Benshan: Come and stand up and tell you. After a while, Mr. Bi from the Avenue of Stars will come. You must give me some face, okay? This is the best chance in life. You know, grandpa has trained you for more than 40 years.

Mao Mao: How old am I?

Zhao Benshan: I also trained your father for more than 30 years, right? Your father is a semi-finished product. I trained him to be the stationmaster of a cultural station. Are you determined to surpass him?

Mao Mao: Yes.

Zhao Benshan: Make up your mind.

Mao Mao: I appointed Hong Hushui as the back wave of the Yangtze River. Wave after wave, my father was photographed on the beach.

Zhao Benshan: Ambitious.

Shenyang: Hey, let's go.

Zhao Benshan: Drink this brine first. The child is hungry.

Duck egg: God, it's a little salty.

Zhao Benshan: Nothing. Salt the whole bowl of water.

Shenyang: Free water, right?

Zhao Benshan: Just plain water.

Shenyang: OK, let me get you some water.

Zhao Benshan: Why are you so picky?

(Old Bi enters the stage)

Shenyang: Hey, hey, don't move. Oh, you don't know who that is?

Bi Fujian: Who?

Shenyang: You are blindfolded. Don't make noise. Don't make noise. Zhu Jun is not, and Bai is not old. Are you Mr. Bi?

Bi Fujian: My last name is Bi.

Shenyang: Oh, my God, Teacher Bi is here. Why did you come out? Oh, my God, please come quickly. It's time to run, Mr. Bi.

Zhao Benshan: What's so noisy that the wolf kicked it out? What is this?

Little Shenyang: Teacher Bi

Zhao Benshan: I know this is my guest.

Shenyang: Oh, my God. Why don't you take a picture with me?

Zhao Benshan: Did you arrive later?

Bi Fujian: Just arrived. Just arrived.

Zhao Benshan: Hey, I've been waiting here for half a day.

Bi Fujian: Ah ~ ~ ~ Hello, hello, who is this?

Zhao Benshan: Who are you looking for?

Bi Fujian: I'm looking for Zhao Tiezhu, the stationmaster of Lianhua Township Cultural Station.

Zhao Benshan: That's right (pointing to duck eggs). This is Zhao Tiezhu's father. I am.

Duck egg: Not this Zhao Tiezhu, but my father.

Zhao Benshan: I'm Zhao Tiezhu's father. Aren't you looking for your father? I found it correct.

Bi Fujian: Dad is not the man I am looking for.

Zhao Benshan: He is waiting for you in the village. Alas, the village is heavily decorated. The secretary of the township head is waiting in line for you there. When you finish, you will get a big room with a big photo hanging in the middle. There are flowers all around.

Bi Fujian: Brother, what color are the flowers?

Zhao Benshan: They are all white and yellow, but they are beautiful. Really, everyone is waiting for you with pens. Everyone is crying.

Bi Fujian: Why are you crying?

Zhao Benshan: I'm so excited that you went. Come on, let's eat first.

Bi Fujian: No, no, no, let's go to the village.

Zhao Benshan: Don't decorate the village. I say we have dinner in Tieling first, and then you can watch it.

Bi Fujian: Eat here.

Zhao Benshan: This is the most expensive in Tieling. Let's go

Bi Fujian: No, no, no.

Zhao Benshan: Nothing.

Bi Fujian: Grandpa is not my brother. I ate on the plane.

Zhao Benshan: Guests can arrange whatever they want for you. Listen. Let's go

Shenyang: Teacher Bi, take a picture with me.

Bi Fujian: No, you are a waiter, aren't you? You look very tactful, don't you?

Zhao Benshan: I misunderstood you when I first came here. Oh, my God, have a seat. You just arrived, right?

Bi Fujian: Just arrived. Just arrived.

Zhao Benshan: We are fellow villagers.

Bi Fujian: Really?

Zhao Benshan: Aren't you from Dalian?

Bi Fujian: Yes, yes, from Dalian.

Zhao Benshan: Where do you live?

Bi Fujian: I live in Dalian Laobie Bay.

Zhao Benshan: God, I have relatives.

Bi Fujian: With you?

Zhao Benshan: My grandfather's surname is Bi in Laobie Bay.

Mao Mao: Yes.

Bi Fujian: What's your grandfather's name?

Mao Mao: Bi Meng Ting.

Bi Fujian: Your master must be a good mahjong player, right?

Zhao Benshan: How?

Bi Fujian: Listen behind closed doors.

Zhao Benshan: You just called a closed-door cannon. Why do you say that?

Bi Fujian: My name is Bi Fujian.

Zhao Benshan: Really, maybe it's all true. Oh, my God, that smile looks like a picture of your grandfather when he left.

Mao Mao: Hey, Grandpa, it's better if you don't smile when you look at it.

Bi Fujian: I just can't hide it.

Zhao Benshan: If the child can't be with grandpa in this life, he will kiss grandpa when he leaves and make her cry. Recognize grandpa.

Mao Mao: Hello, Grandpa.

Bi Fujian: No, no,no. I have to give you lucky money if you want to come here for the Spring Festival.

Zhao Benshan: No, no,no. Oh, here comes this guy.

Shenyang: Miss Bi, take a picture with me.

Zhao Benshan: I haven't eaten yet. Please put that on first, and then order quickly.

Small Shenyang: Place an order after taking photos.

Zhao Benshan: Take photos after ordering.

Shenyang: I'm running away.

Zhao Benshan: Who is running? It's all low-key Don't say this and that.

Zhao Benshan: Her grandfather is a real relative. Please order.

Bi Fujian: No, no,no. Let's grab something to eat.

Zhao Benshan: Now that our family is rich, farmers' life is different from the past. You can eat as much as you want.

Bi Fujian: Help yourself.

Zhao Benshan: Four Australian abalone.

Shenyang: Sorry, there isn't.

Bi Fujian: Don't order anything so expensive. Come down.

Zhao Benshan: A four-catty lobster.

Shenyang: Sorry, it's not that big.

Zhao Benshan: How big is it?

Small Shenyang: It's over a kilo.

Zhao Benshan: Do you have more than a kilo?

Shenyang: Yes or no?

Zhao Benshan: Let me tell you this. Is this your shop? Don't you get it? Not bad money.

Shenyang: Oh,no..

Bi Fujian: I'll look at shark's fin next, let alone order it.

Zhao Benshan: Don't eat fishbone. I got stuck eating shark fin once. Later, it was difficult to choke with steamed bread or vinegar bubble, so I didn't eat anything taken out with tweezers in the hospital.

Bi Fujian: Neither did he.

Zhao Benshan: This hotel is not what you want. What are you doing? Can this man handle your boss easily?

Shenyang: No.

Zhao Benshan: Just remember that you don't have a boss.

Shenyang: Ah, boss, the boss is out.

Zhao Benshan: Where have you been?

Shenyang: I don't know. I don't know.

Zhao Benshan: What the hell are you eating here?

Bi Fujian: Have some home-cooked food.

Zhao Benshan: Come to the people, come to the people. You did it, son. Have a mushroom stew chicken.

Shenyang: No.

Zhao Benshan: You can have this.

Shenyang: There really isn't.

Zhao Benshan: You know what? I brought you this. We came to Ya Dan to bring this. Oh, thank you.

Bi Fujian: Brother.

Zhao Benshan: I brought it to Beijing for you. Now you can't take it away. Let's eat here separately.

Bi Fujian: Pheasants can't be eaten.

Zhao Benshan: It's domestic. They are all wild mushrooms. Stew in the pressure cooker for a long time. Come on, here's a dish. Come on, idiot.

Shenyang: Who are you calling an idiot?

Zhao Benshan: I didn't say order another idiot.

Shenyang: No.

Zhao Benshan: Come on, I've been here just like you.

Bi Fujian: Brother.

Zhao Benshan: This egg is fried with green onions.

Bi Fujian: Why did you get all the materials ready for the next hotel?

Zhao Benshan: Nothing, he didn't. The problem is that he doesn't have it to give him money. He can't find these plates anywhere.

Zhao Benshan: You know what? When Mr. Bi comes to your hotel, I will give you a chance to refuse.

Shenyang: Give me a present. God, grandpa, why are you so picky? You said we had to build another one after you ordered it, didn't you?

Zhao Benshan: I said, young man, you're not the one who didn't order abalone and lobster after I ordered it.

Shenyang: Is there anything you haven't counted?

Zhao Benshan: What do I have? Didn't you say no

(Zhao Benshan can be noisy)

Shenyang: Let's not talk about it for the time being. What if something happens?

Zhao Benshan: It's not about whether you have money or not.

Shenyang: I know my uncle is not short of money. I mean, when Mr. Bi finally comes, we can't care about money when we eat and drink. You see, I am young this year, but I have come to the conclusion that a person's life can actually be very short. Sometimes, thinking is just like sleeping. When you close your eyes, the day goes by. Ha ~ ~ ~ This life passed when you didn't open your eyes. Ha ~ ~ ~

Bi Fujian: A brilliant young man.

Zhao Benshan: Brilliant what? He is a fart.

Shenyang: I didn't mean anything else.

Zhao Benshan: What do you mean?

Shenyang: I mean, people can't take money too seriously. Money is the most painful thing in life. Do you know what this is?

Zhao Benshan: Yes.

Small Shenyang: People are dead, and money is not spent.

Zhao Benshan: Do you know what is the most painful thing in a person's life?

Shenyang: What?

Zhao Benshan: People are alive. No money is not bad. Don't worry. Children, you say, do a good job.

Shenyang: This day is so embarrassing.

Zhao Benshan: To see her grandpa.

Bi Fujian: Hmm.

Zhao Benshan: This dish needs cooking for a while. Look, Ya Dan is here. The child has been an artistic germ since he was a child.

Bi Fujian: It's an artistic cell.

Zhao Benshan: Let's see if we can get on your avenue.

Bi Fujian: Uh-huh. Okay, okay.

Zhao Benshan: Great talent.

Bi Fujian: I see, brother. You stopped here today to put your granddaughter on our Avenue of Stars.

Zhao Benshan: Really? Have such a relationship.

Bi Fujian: Oh, what will she order?

Zhao Benshan: Come on, show it to Grandpa. The waiter brought me a Mike from Mike Karaoke. Stand up.

Bi Fujian: So be it. Let's play by our rules.

Zhao Benshan: What are your rules?

Bi Fujian: Come and sign up.

Zhao Benshan: Just look ahead. Take it easy. Just tell me where you are from.

Mao Mao: I-I-I'm Lotus Shuigouzi ~ ~ Tieling Chishui, a big city. My name is Ya Dan. I feel very impulsive today.

Bi Fujian: Excited.

Mao Mao: It's sunny tonight. It's cloudy and sunny tonight.

Shenyang: Oh, my God, I'm reporting the weather forecast.

Zhao Benshan: Don't tell her. She said don't worry.

Bi Fujian: Keep walking.

Mao Mao: My mood changed from cloudy to sunny. Why is this? I found my grandfather. My grandfather is so good that he can take me to Youguang Avenue.

Bi Fujian: Avenue of Stars

Mao Mao: I am very grateful to my master for giving me this opportunity. I am very grateful to you. If you can really guide me on the right path, I will thank you. On behalf of my eighth ancestor, I thank you for not forgetting your great kindness to me. I will never forget you in my life. I will never let you become a ghost.

Bi Fujian: Grandpa is not her grandfather. The more I listen, the more cautious I feel.

Zhao Benshan: I am either a child or I want to get back at you.

Bi Fujian: Revenge?

Zhao Benshan: It's not gratitude, is it? You didn't repay me.

Bi Fujian: Mm-hmm.

Zhao Benshan: Ah, you can't forget grandpa's singing when you go out.

Bi Fujian: Can you sing?

Zhao Benshan: Oh dear ~ ~ ~ Singing the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau in Li Guyi.

Mao Mao: That's Li Na's grandfather.

Zhao Benshan: You can sing if you love someone.

(Singing "Qinghai-Tibet Plateau" live)

Zhao Benshan: Don't sing the last song in the middle ~ ~ ~ that one.

(Mao Mao sings)

Bi Fujian: Young. The sound is really high.

Zhao Benshan: Let's go up again. That's it.

Mao Mao: Grandpa, the salt water is a little salty.

Bi Fujian: OK, OK.

Zhao Benshan: What else? Let's talk about crying and singing later.

Bi Fujian: Wait a minute, wait a minute, brother. Let me ask you what program this is.

Zhao Benshan: The last two. How can I have family difficulties? It is not easy. Just that paragraph.

Bi Fujian: No, no, no, it's called the acceptance speech of the Avenue of Stars. They are all true stories. You have not been to Beijing. You won the acceptance speech without attending the Avenue of Stars.

Zhao Benshan: It's not that relationship. In addition, is this condition ok without winning the prize? Her grandfather is here. I'm not sure yet. Come and cry. This kid is amazing. Check the number and cry at once.

(Ya Dan is at a loss with a microphone)

Zhao Benshan: Cry. Ya Dan's family cried quickly. Come on.

Mao Mao: If I don't bite, I won't cry.

Zhao Benshan: Don't you have feelings for grandpa? Come here to see grandpa's photos.

(Mao Mao starts to cry and laugh)

Zhao Benshan: Are you crying or laughing when you are finished?

Mao Mao: That's interesting. Which one is a photo? This is ...

Bi Fujian: Stop it. Don't say that. Good talent and good singing skills.

Shenyang: That's not bad. God, if I can go, so can I.

Zhao Benshan: Where are you going? Go and serve.

Shenyang: I'm going to the Avenue of Stars.

Zhao Benshan: What avenue are you going to? It's hard to serve food on the kang.

Little Shenyang: Mr. Bi finally came once. Let me tell you that I can sing, too.

Zhao Benshan: How can I have time to listen? You know, it's all about the art world. What are you singing as a waiter?

Shenyang: Just let me sing a song.

Zhao Benshan: I won't let you sing.

Shenyang: I won't serve you food unless you let me sing.

Zhao Benshan: If you don't wait on me, I'll go to your boss.

Zhao Benshan: You tell our boss that I will tell you whatever you tell me.

Zhao Benshan: You ask your boss, you have to say, you have to say, he said that appointing him is better than her singing.

Bi Fujian: You said you would sign up.

Shenyang: Ah, actually, Miss Bi, my fate is the same as hers. I also have a grandfather named Bi.

Zhao Benshan: Forget it ~ ~! @ # ¥ Don't be ridiculous. You should sing yours.

Bi Fujian: I won't bother you, young man. What can I get you?

Shenyang: Ah, I can imitate the performance.

Bi Fujian: Who are you imitating?

Shenyang: Imitate Teacher Liu Huan.

Bi Fujian: Who is imitating Mr. Liu Huan?

Shenyang: Me and you.

Zhao Benshan: Sing this to yourself. You just got off the plane and got tired.

Bi Fujian: No, he sang with me.

Zhao Benshan: Follow me, I won't sing with him.

Bi Fujian: Let me explain to you, brother. This is a song called Me and You.

Shenyang: I'll sing a song for Teacher Bi.

Bi Fujian: Sing, sing, and sit here with grandpa.

Small Shenyang:&; & amp& amp& amp& amp& amp& amp to heart with you ~ I live on the earth ~ ~ ... God, I'm singing a myth.

Zhao Benshan: Come on, your singing is over and your pants are off, so stop singing and serve.

Small Shenyang: Excited.

Zhao Benshan: You serve.

Shenyang: Can I sing a song, Teacher Bi, and sing another one?

Zhao Benshan: What are you singing?

Shenyang: Let me sing a song by Dao Lang.

Zhao Benshan: Come on, you can sing a beetle.

Shenyang: Brother Dao Lang, he is not an insect's name. His name is Dao Lang, and he is a singer in Dao Lang.

Small Shenyang: Dao Lang's voice has a sense of vicissitudes ... (singing)

Bi Fujian: One more. Who else can you sing?

Shenyang: I can also sing "Avenue of Stars" and get out of that Po.

Bi Fujian: Po has a high voice.

Little Shenyang: Ah, next, I'm going to sing a folk song of northern Shaanxi, Shandandan, and the flowers are blooming brightly.

(performance)

Bi Fujian: What's your name?

Little Shenyang: My Chinese name is Little Shenyang.

Bi Fujian: You also have foreign names.

Little Shenyang: English name is Xiao ~ ~ Shen ~ ~ Yang ~ ~

Zhao Benshan: Don't you understand? The English name is Xiao ~ ~ Loss ~ ~ sample.

Bi Fujian: Where are you from, young man?

Small Shenyang: a native of Lianhua Township.

Bi Fujian: From Lianhua Township.

Shenyang: Yes.

Bi Fujian: Brother, he is the little Shenyang your son asked me to find. Will you go to Beijing with me to see the Avenue of Stars tomorrow?

Shenyang: Thank you, Mr. Bi. Oh, my God, I'm so excited.

Zhao Benshan: Oh, Mr. Bi, you see those relatives are real. Besides, those things are stewed for you. Look at this kid. You don't give me face and you give her master face.

Bi Fujian: No, no.

Zhao Benshan: Don't let his master tell you again.

Bi Fujian: I wonder if she is famous.

Zhao Benshan: She is not famous. She's like you. I'm not recommending her. She is quite famous. Look at the news click rate on Sohu. It's been over two years. It's called Ya Dan.

Bi Fujian: Oh ~ ~ ~ She is the duck egg that Sohu Online said.

Zhao Benshan: That's her.

Bi Fujian: Oh, great, great. Guess what? Come on, you can serve the food right away. Today's ton of rice is my treat. My treat. Ya Dan, you know you are going to Beijing with your brother to see the Avenue of Stars. It's not bad money for you to form a group

Mao Mao: I can go too.

Bi Fujian: Sure.

Mao Mao: Thank you, Grandpa.

Shenyang: Thank you, Grandpa.

Zhao Benshan: Tell you, Mr. Bi, isn't your Avenue of Stars a stage for serving the people? Anyone can participate, right?

Bi Fujian: That's right.

Zhao Benshan: They all want it. Take me, too.

Bi Fujian: Your name is on Sohu.com, too.

Zhao Benshan: Click to try. Besides, I haven't told you an important secret.

Bi Fujian: What secret?

Zhao Benshan: Actually, my master's surname is Bi.