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What do you think of giving lucky money during the Spring Festival?

First, in the family, it is not bad for adults to give their children lucky money, but for modern people, it can be changed into red envelopes in the family group, because this process is really complicated and parents are willing to do such calculations. My generation is getting worse and worse at this. When will it be delivered? Is it time to pack jiaozi or have New Year's Eve dinner? This relative is the richest, and that relative has taken care of you. Does his child need more? Should the children who get the money kowtow? If you happen to be here and other relatives are not here, will you lose money?

Our custom is that children who work don't have to give it, but children who go to school do. Will the child take the postgraduate exam this year after graduation? I have never been able to understand all kinds of things in a year, and I can only listen to my mother's instructions. Sometimes at parties, some relatives can't come suddenly, and then they come again temporarily. The lucky money is not enough, and they are going to the ATM again. Otherwise, other children will hold the cash in the exquisite red envelope, and her children will only use WeChat to draw prizes. Will it be disrespectful? The child got it, and the parents were worried about the child's squandering. When collecting, tell the children that parents infringe on personal property early, or it is more lively to grab red envelopes in the group and spend less money.

Second, socially, the atmosphere of the Chinese New Year requires more people to be lively, and more people can make fewer people. This party needs social organizations to call. For example, if the elderly are single, can the street office rely on WeChat group to encourage them to spend the New Year in jiaozi with their classmates who are enjoying themselves? Now the elderly have gradually begun to ponder these things themselves. If you are older, you can come to my house for dinner, and I will pack jiaozi at your house. Whoever brings what has his own division of labor. You can specialize in high-end residential areas, so that rich single elderly people can have more fun at the New Year's party. There are more and more lonely people in the city. Can the hotel target send warm in this respect? There is an advertisement in the city. If there is no one at home, please come to this hotel for the New Year. A group of strangers will eat together, watch TV in the Spring Festival Evening and play mahjong. Everyone will put on the mask of the Year of the Rabbit and dance together. I believe many people are willing to participate. It is also a good sign for the hotel.

Third, on TV, there is no way to broadcast the party live like this. However, can netizens vote for the top ten and top twenty programs of the party (CCTV and local stations) in their minds, and then give more time to broadcast these programs on TV or online after the fifth day of junior high school? Excellent children should have candy to eat, and excellent programs should spend more time for everyone to watch. The gathering of the top ten programs in the Spring Festival Evening is much more interesting than the lengthy replay of the party, and it can also inspire more good scripts. Many sketches and cross talks will overflow and perfunctory the hearts of superiors! Also, let netizens compare and comment on the advantages of the local tyrant party, such as the opening song and dance, the host's lines, who attracted more stars? ...

Fourth, please design a few humorous expression packs to refuse the New Year greetings from colleagues in the company, which are suitable for middle-level leaders. For example, I want to fall asleep and draw a cute panda. Thank you for your New Year wishes! As soon as a circle of friends is opened, there should be no uninterested people to disturb it. Or draw a herd of elephants shaking their heads. I want to share my family with my family from grade one to grade one. Please start from a few days ago and talk about the work in the new year! The website can sell a batch of this euphemistic apology mode during the Chinese New Year, that is, I can't go to anyone's house during the Chinese New Year. The original plan was cancelled. I want to fully express my apologies and helplessness, and show my sincerity with lovely pictures and text descriptions. I believe many people will pay for this!