What's the cutest joke you've ever heard?

I had a crush on a girl in the next class in junior high school. I wrote a confession note and put it in my pocket. During class, I saw her leaning on the railing and chatting. I walked by quickly and took out the note and stuffed it into her hand. I was anxious for two classes, but later I discovered that the note was still in my pocket! The two dollars that were originally in my pocket disappeared - "Do you like small animals?" - "Of course I do." - "How much do you like it?" - "How can I say this... I have it every day!" Winter is here, let me teach you how to live Tips: Coats are easily stained with oil and are difficult to clean with regular laundry detergent, which makes many people have a headache. In fact, you might as well take some headache medicine while washing, and your head will not hurt so much... On the way home from get off work, I saw a can on the side of the road, so I kicked it high and far, and then turned around proudly I asked my colleague: "Am I healthy?" My colleague glanced at me and said nothing. I continued to ask: "Am I healthy?" My colleague gave me a faint look and said, "Bitch!" I was in the toilet with my buddy during lunch break. Smoking, my friend had one last puff, so he took a deep puff. At this time, the dean suddenly came in, and we hurriedly stepped on the cigarette butts under our feet. He saw us leaning against the window and asked us, "What are you two doing?" I turned to look at my buddy in panic. His behavior is something I will never forget... He puffed out a lot of smoke from his nose and said : "I'm angry..." Huang Rong was poisoned and her body was itchy. Although Hong Qigong was unable to detoxify, he still used his internal power to relieve the itching and delay the attack, so that Guo Jing had enough time to find someone for help. Seeing that Huang Rong's condition was stable, Qigong pulled Guo Jing aside and whispered: "Although I am just suppressing the itch, but..." Guo Jing took over the words hesitantly and sang: "Green...the green grass becomes more fragrant because of you?" Last year's Qingming Festival , the family went to visit the grave. The 17-year-old cousin of the aunt's family suddenly twitched twice, then laughed twice in a low voice and said: You are all here, I guess you still have some filial piety. Then he quickly squatted down, picked up the tribute and ate it. The 15-year-old cousin of the second aunt's family was so frightened that she cried. The eldest uncle reacted first and went up to give his cousin a whip and two slaps. On the Qingming Festival that year, there was drizzle, and the eldest uncle stopped all the relatives who came up to persuade her. I watched my cousin cry and kowtow 100 times before letting him go down the mountain. . A crow wanted to drink the water in the bottle, but there was too little water and the bottle was too high. Finally, the crow thought of a good way and threw pebbles into the bottle. After a while of work, the crow was finally able to drink the water in the bottle, but When I was about to drink, an old lady came over, poured out the water and pebbles in the bottle, and picked up the bottle!