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Text Translation of Public French 17

Text 1 refer to the Tour de France.

Do you like watching classes? Of course, I don't mean shopping in the store, but horse racing, running, and especially cycling. The French like cycling very much. Every summer, there is a grand race in France, called the Tour de France. Drivers take this opportunity to get together. They traveled around France by bike: 3000 kilometers a month, and made a "small circle" in Germany, Spain or Belgium.

Of course, this is a very long and hard race, and you must have great courage to ride to the finish line! Depart from Paris on June 15 and return to Paris on July 14. Every day, in the plains or mountainous areas, regardless of the sun and rain, racers have to ride 150-200 kilometers. In Bordeaux, Marseille and Lyon, the places they passed were filled with festive atmosphere. People watch the runners on the roadside and on the highway and cheer for them. "Come on" and "Come on", these shouts can be seen everywhere. But drivers just want to ride faster and get to their destination before others. ...

Text 2 translation refers to a joke.

Mrs. LeBron just bought the same clothes for her twins. The two children put it on at once. Mrs. LeBron asked the shop assistant:

"Is there a mirror for them to take a picture?"

"Why do you need a mirror, madam?" The clerk replied, "They just need to look at each other."