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The benefits of learning Korean
Tell a joke that everyone should have seen first.
One day, mother mouse went out for a walk with her little mouse, passed by a granary and ran in excitedly (note: as excited as a woman sees a shopping mall). As a result, she accidentally woke up the kitten at the door. Of course, the kitten was angry and came after the mother mouse. The mother mouse ran away with the mouse. Run, run, the little mouse can't run any more. What can we do? Mother mouse used her quick wits and turned to the kitten and called "woof, woof" twice. The kitten was shocked and ran away. So the mother mouse said earnestly to the little mouse, "Look, it doesn't matter if you are not good at sports. You must learn a foreign language well."
Hehe, learning a foreign language can save your life. Of course, I am not a mouse, and I have no "cat" to chase and kill. Of course, there is no "cat" to chase and beg. However, if you learn a foreign language, you can chat with others at will.
I talked with a colleague about some sensitive topics in the office the other night, and then a Korean came in. Chinese is a foreign language for them. Fortunately, he didn't understand, otherwise the consequences would be unimaginable.
Also, at lunch today, my colleague said to me in Korean, "Look, there is a beautiful woman over there." Then I eagerly asked in Korean, "Which beautiful woman?" . Several people in the queue listened blankly. Hehe, if you know a foreign language, you can look at and comment on beautiful women without scruple, and you won't be b4. I wonder if it is the benefit of learning a foreign language.
Of course, the most direct benefit (especially MMs ~ ~) is that you can finally understand Korean dramas like foot-binding cloth and directly understand Korean music!
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