What is the full version of an aunt's joke about buying things with fake money?

A woman took counterfeit money to buy breakfast. . .

The peddler was annoyed: "Elder sister, it's nothing if you give counterfeit money.".

That's at least a seal. Your bill is actually a painting!

To say the least, forget about this painting.

You can write a ten-dollar bill or a five-dollar bill.

You also draw a set of seven!

Let's make it seven, or at least draw a color one.

I cann't believe I used a pencil. Forget it. Black and white is good.

You can't draw with toilet paper!

Poor feel,

Even toilet paper, cut the edge with scissors.

This is torn by hand, and the raw edges are too exaggerated.

Ok, I'll put up with the burr, but you can also tear a rectangle.

This triangle is so unreasonable.