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A friend says you look like an ugly person, what would you do?
Needless to say, of course I will beat him!
Generally when my friends say that I look like an ugly person, or that I look similar to a fat person, in addition to getting a punch from me, You can also change it to another sentence: you look like him, and your whole family looks like him.
First of all, I am not discriminating against people with poor looks. After all, everyone is attracted to their own eyes. I think people are ugly, and maybe they think I am ugly. But comparing me to someone I think is ugly and saying we are similar is intolerable! Especially if this comes from your friends.
Of course when I beat them up, they would also struggle helplessly and tell me that they were joking with me and so on. But my purpose is to tell him through fists not to make such jokes with me in the future. Of course, I am also saying that I am also joking with you and beating you up! Don't say it hurts, I haven't even exerted any force yet!
I know that what my friend said is actually more of a joke, but you should also aim your ridicule at a good target.
If I am really handsome, then even a blind person will know that you are talking nonsense.
If I am really ugly, then if you say so, outsiders will at most say that you are being truthful.
But I happen to be the kind of person whose appearance is in the middle range, neither above nor below. Maybe no one thinks I’m good-looking except myself. At this time, if you say that I look like an ugly person, aren't you destroying my self-esteem?
I can see you throwing my face to the ground and crushing it repeatedly with your feet.
As a friend, you should understand what I care about. Of course, if you don’t know, then I can only use my fists to impress you.
So, when a friend says that you look like an ugly person, don’t just go ahead and beat him up. Hit him until he thinks you are as beautiful as a flower, hit him until he thinks you are more handsome than Pan An, hit him until he thinks you are the most beautiful and handsome person in the universe, hit him until he thinks all the looks back at you from strangers walking by you are for Take another look at you.
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