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There is no air conditioning at work, and it gets hot quickly. Talk about 5 highlights of heatstroke.

I don't have air conditioning at work, so I can get heat stroke quickly.

1. I hate summer, and heat stroke is so uncomfortable. Now I'm dead on the sofa, another day without reading a page.

2. Please cherish the people who suffer from heatstroke around you.

3. It's no shame to show love, because I have heatstroke.

4. Go out for five minutes and get sunstroke for two hours.

5. I feel heatstroke at night, my stomach feels sick when I eat, and now I feel dizzy.

6. It's sweltering, there's no wind, and the thick air seems to be frozen, because I have heatstroke!

7. The weather is very hot, and I have heatstroke, so I feel anxious and irritable that I don't want to do anything.

8. It's hot in summer, and I have heatstroke.

9. It scared me to death. I just felt uncomfortable and thought I had heatstroke and fever again. I was most afraid of having a fever in summer, really.

1. In hot summer, drink plenty of water and lock in water to prevent heatstroke. Sun in summer, sun protection, high temperature in the afternoon to avoid the sun. Know health care, pay attention to health, and be smooth all year round.

11. The scorching sun is like fire, and the earth is like a steamer. It's so hot that people can't breathe, and I have heatstroke!

12. It's so hot that you have to eat a cold dish while it's cold, and I have heatstroke!

13. When it's hot, I can call the wind and rain with peace of mind, but I have heatstroke!

14. The coach is on a business trip, and finally he can have a good rest for two days. He feels dizzy when he comes back from learning to drive every day, and heatstroke is a sight. Learning to drive in summer is too uncomfortable.

15. I can't tell whether it's a cold, excessive internal heat or heatstroke. Anyway, it's just uncomfortable.

16. heatstroke is really uncomfortable! In today's weather, instant noodles can be soaked directly in tap water!

17. The weather is as hot as a joke, and life is like nonsense. I really have heatstroke. There is no air conditioning at work, and it is hot and heatstroke. Part II

18. I found that I was really not heat-resistant, and I felt that I was going to get heatstroke when I went out for a walk.

19. God, you want everyone to know that I have heatstroke!

2. It's the first time I hate summer so much. I feel sore all over during heatstroke and keep vomiting.

21. There is not a cloud in the air. There is a scorching sun overhead, and there is no wind. I have heatstroke.

22. Every cell of my heatstroke needs air conditioning.

23. Why do I feel heatstroke in the house?

24. It's so hot here today that I have heatstroke.

25. I suddenly feel uncomfortable and don't want to take the exam. I don't know if it's heatstroke or gastroenteritis.

26. Buying a summer mat won't solve my heatstroke.

27. heatstroke is really uncomfortable! I'm dizzy, and I feel particularly sick.

28. The season of heatstroke is coming.

29. It suddenly occurred to me that I was so miserable these two days that I should have suffered from heatstroke the day before yesterday.

3. Seeing that the temperature is not high, I feel heatstroke in this room soon.

31. I spent an hour on makeup and opened the door without makeup, but I actually got heatstroke!

32. You can see the words I typed on the screen, but you can't see my tears of heatstroke.

33. In this hot weather, the sun is poisonous, and heatstroke is really uncomfortable!

34. I saw a coin on the road. I thought about it for a long time, but I didn't pick it up because I was afraid of scalding, and I had heatstroke! There is no air conditioning at work, and it is hot and heatstroke. Part III

35. The uncomfortable place is still uncomfortable, although we all know the ending! Heatstroke is even worse.

36. It's so hot, I'm sweating after walking, and I'm upset. I really want to cut my hair like straw, so I have heatstroke.

37. When the summer solstice arrives, prevent heatstroke, have clever tricks, be in a good mood, and avoid anger and rashness; Drink plenty of water and ventilate frequently; How light and less greasy; Even alkaline water, all done, to ensure your health and everything is fine!

38. Every heatstroke cell needs air conditioning.

39. heatstroke can't stop!

4. I'm going out for dinner at noon, since I have heatstroke!

41. My little friend and I have heatstroke.

42. heatstroke is too uncomfortable!

43. The worst summer in history! Heatstroke is really uncomfortable!

44. The sunshine in midsummer is really like dipping in Chili water, and I have heatstroke.

45. heatstroke is so uncomfortable. It's not innocence that beats me, but innocence and heat!

46. heatstroke, summer is like a person in love, holding a burning heart!

47. It's so hot! Heatstroke is really uncomfortable!

48. Recently, the weather is so hot, I feel irritable, and heatstroke is really uncomfortable!

49. It's not innocence that defeats me, but the pain of heatstroke.

5. I don't know if it's heatstroke or something. It's so uncomfortable. I got sick again on a painful weekend. Love in qq Space Talk about love that is hot and cold

First, love hasn't come yet, mostly because of your past experience and your negative haze, which makes you unprepared, inactive and unconsciously preventing it from coming.

2. For people, especially those who plan to get along for a long time, it's better to keep a little ambiguity. In fact, what I really care about is the three or two people. I know that you have always been there, which is enough. Rico

Third, the power of love is peace, regardless of rational conventions and honor and disgrace, which can turn all fears, shocks and pains into sweetness when suffering. Shakespeare

IV. I give all my water with joy, sings the waterfall, though a little is enough to quench my thirst. -Robin Delanat? Tagore

5. In this world. There are places that cannot be reached, people that cannot be approached, things that cannot be accomplished, feelings that cannot be possessed, and defects that cannot be repaired.

6. Life is like a jigsaw puzzle. The longer you get to know someone, the more complete the picture will be. But it can't see everything all the time, because everyone is a mystery, there is no need to see through it, but it can't be finished. Lin Haiyin

Seven, love is not subject to constraints; Once the system wants to exert its power, the god of love will fly away with its wings; Cupid, like other gods, is free. Chaucer's motto of life

VIII. Keep your contacts far away, keep your people close, and the interests are not driven by deep friendship, but the best friends are those who set each other off; The cause should be farther away, things should be closer, and those who are willing to seek subtlety can achieve great things.

nine, maybe one day, my ideal will be hurt one after another, but I will not waver, because I firmly believe that it is right, I will continue to pursue my dream, and I also believe that one day I will meet someone who really understands me!

ten, the water in the fountain will not die, and the fire of love will not go out. Mongolia

XI. Whoever keeps saying that I don't love is in love. Ovid

XII. It doesn't matter how you meet, what matters is how you say goodbye. Some people, not together, or not. When remembering, my heart still gives birth to warmth, which is a good fate after all.

Thirteen, setbacks will come and go, tears will flow and be put away, and nothing can discourage you.

XIV. People who know love will often strengthen their upward will and enterprising spirit because of the sublimation of love. Bacon

XV. Life often needs to give up consciously, because there are still many beautiful things in the world. I yearn for and pursue the beauty I don't have, and I am busy in order to get it. In fact, what I really need often takes many years to understand.

XVI. If a person is unable to help the person he loves, it's best not to talk about love or not. Of course, help is not equal to love, but love cannot but include help. Lu Xun

XVII. In the final analysis, love is the reflection of one's self-worth on others. Emerson

XVIII. Life can't be arranged by others, but you have to fight and struggle by yourself; No matter whether the result is happy or sad, it can be comforted that you have always lived a life in this world.

19. Look at the world with your smile, and don't let the world take away your smile.

2. Pursue love, it flies high, but avoid love and it follows. In Britain, there is no air conditioning in hot weather, so I feel hot to death.

In hot weather, I feel hot to death (Part I)

1. It's so sultry that there is no wind, the stone piers under the house pillars are soaked, and cicadas in the Woods are screaming like crazy because of the steaming heat.

2. Being alone in a humble room, mosquitoes are diligent in hot weather; There are trees and birds in front of the window, and the gloomy mood is gone.

3. I clicked all summer and saw your smile; I copy your smiling face and paste it in my heart; I download my thoughts and save them forever; Open my mobile phone and give you my best wishes; Happy all summer!

4. My sister's hair on the bus made me face.

5. once a year, summer comes one after another. When you are busy at high temperature, don't forget to prevent heatstroke; A little coolness, a little comfort, is sent to your side. I only hope that everything will be healthy in my life. Good night!

6. It's so hot in summer! The cicada kept calling in the tree, as if to say; "It's hot!" The earth is as hot as steaming us; The `sweat drops' we set aside are like big pearls. The flowers and trees are all sunburned and their heads are bowed.

7. It is hot in summer, so it is difficult to hide. My short message is cool for you. A short blessing is better than ice cream, and a warm greeting is better than carnations. When you think of your friends, you will feel at ease, read short messages, be cool all over, be blessed far away, and be fresh in summer!

8. It's no shame to show love these days. The most shameful thing is to show air conditioning ...

9. Are my shoes still stuck on the asphalt?

1. I am your weather forecast. When it is hot, I will keep you cool, and when it is cold, I will keep you warm. Just because you are my best friend, your concern is always by my side. I wish you peace and happiness!

11. The temperature is very high, and the hot sun shines directly on everything, making those stone steps glow white. Due to the reflection of these stone steps, the eaves are also heated up, so the air there is dull and as hot as a boiler.

12. It's crazy hot in dog days. The sun has just come out and the ground is already on fire.

13. In midsummer, it is so hot that even dragonflies only dare to fly near the shade, as if afraid that the sun will hurt their wings.

14. Midsummer is the most painful day of the year, which makes people helpless. The sunshine in midsummer is almost "poisonous". It seems that it intends to fight against human beings and retaliate against them, which makes people curse it and even learn from Hou Yi to shoot off this "poisonous day".

15. It's getting hot, and I suddenly want to drink cold carbonated soda or have a glass of iced juice.

16. It's getting hot, so control your temper!

17. There are no porcelain-touching people on the road. It is said that a guy tried to touch porcelain, and immediately jumped up and ran faster than a rabbit. Talking about the feeling of being hot to death in hot weather without air conditioning (Part II)

18. It turns hot instantly, so I can't adapt. On the way home for dinner, my sunburned skin hurts! Not suitable for going out! This weather is suitable for lying down, eating popsicles, turning on the air conditioner, chasing Korean dramas and looking forward to the future!

19. I found a dollar on the side of the road and immediately sent it to the police uncle. The police uncle roared, "Guawazi, do you want to burn me to death?"

2. The next morning, the old people put a pot of water on the balcony. At night, the pot of water is about to boil. How hot this summer is!

21. Go to bed late and get up early in summer, and don't miss a nap. The room is ventilated and cool to prevent exposure to heat and humidity. A light diet is enough, so don't wait for thirst to replenish water. Always keep summer drugs, and it is best to prevent problems before they happen. I wish you a happy summer!

22 .. The scorching sun is like fire, and the earth is like a steamer, so hot that people can't breathe.

23. When the weather turns hot, you can eat well, feel comfortable, and have less dryness and heat.

24. In midsummer, you are sweating like rain, and your busy work is getting hotter. Take this opportunity to send messages to convey your concern, pay more attention to heatstroke prevention, and beware of physical strikes. Although short messages have many blessings, I wish you a happy summer and smooth progress in your work!

25. The sturdy old willow droops its branches listlessly, its green leaves curl up like a criticized child, and its head droops dejectedly. I don't know where the wind is hiding, and it's hot everywhere. The cicada in the tree also screams desperately, "Can't stand it?"

26. It's too hot to stop!

27. On a hot summer day, if you feel bored, have a cup of green tea, reduce the fire to get bored, go out for a walk, and relieve boredom. In this way, you will no longer be bored, have a smooth job, have a harmonious family, be happy, and have a quiet mind.

28. In summer, the poisonous hot sun erodes the unhealed injuries.

29. It turns out that Wuhan is one of the three major furnaces.

3. I'd rather be silent in the fleeting time, as it is now.

31. Early in the morning, cicadas shout loudly to tell people that another hot day has begun.

32. I just bought some eggs from the supermarket and went home. After a few steps, chickens crawled out of the bag. When I saw the eggs in the bag, they were all chickens.

33. In July, the sun hung like a fireball in the blue sky, and the clouds seemed to be melted by the sun and disappeared without a trace.

34. I accidentally dropped a piece of paper money, but I found it before I picked it up. It hurts when I look at it. Talking about the feeling of hot death in hot weather without air conditioning (Part 3)

35. The weather has entered a hot stage these days, please pay attention to heatstroke prevention, and wish you a healthy and cool summer!

36. It's so hot, I'm sweating after walking, and I feel irritable. I really want to cut my hair like straw.

37. When it's hot summer, send a text message to cool me down; Send you a coat, which is beautiful, shining, emotional and generous, tasteful and amorous, simple, fashionable and graceful. After wearing it, you can see Maggie Cheung from a distance and Cecilia Cheung from a distance, and it is you who looks carefully!

38. In hot summer, beware of heatstroke, which is unbearable, and cool down to prevent heatstroke.

39. The weather is so hot that it seems that a spark will cause an explosion.

4. With the forest above the mountain, the towering mountain. Formed a barrier, which surrounded the independent houses. Air burns with the sun.

41. Now, everyone who looks for an object is interested in looking at constellations. No matter whether it is cold or hot, they always look for Aquarius to quench their thirst.

42. Years stand up in the heat that makes people want to die. The slow and helpless days make people lazy and tired, but they are in a daze and are not interested in everything.