Bai Zhu: Don't be afraid to chat in silence. A few jokes can solve the embarrassment.

Once upon a time, Americans went sightseeing in Russia. One day, I saw two Russian workers on my way to Russia. One is to dig a hole by the roadside with a shovel, and dig a hole every three meters. Another worker immediately backfilled the hole just dug by the previous worker, and so on. ....

Out of curiosity, the American asked the first Russian worker, "Why did the guy behind you fill in the hole as soon as you dug it?" ? 』

Russian workers replied: "We are greening the road. I dig a hole, the second person plants trees, and the third person fills the soil. But the second man didn't come today. 』

[Lent Day]

Someone went to explore the virgin forest, but unfortunately he was caught by a cannibal tribe. Those guys wanted to dedicate him to the chief for dinner, but the chief sighed, "Fresh is fresh, but today is Lent!" " "Someone was overjoyed:" Then let me go! However, the chief pursed his lips and said, "Nice try. Give me a vegetable before eating! " "

[adjustment]

School Booking Office: Tickets are particularly tight now. If you don't have the train ticket you want, will you obey the adjustment?

Me: Obey.

After getting the ticket the next day, I was very angry: I booked a ticket to Shandong, why did I get a ticket to Shanxi! ! !

School booking office: Didn't you say that you obey the adjustment?