In 2009, Singles Day asked for funny messages, love words or more classic ones.

Singles Day is coming, birds are in love, ants live together, flies are pregnant, mosquitoes have miscarried, butterflies have divorced, caterpillars have remarried, and frogs have children. What are you waiting for?

These flowers are similar year after year, year after year ... people are the same-still one person. ...

Bachelor, scientific name single aristocrat, alias single, once used older youth. Male bachelors are called "Guang Guang", female bachelors are called "Mingming" and right ones are called "Shuangshuang".

65438+1 October 1 is Little Singles Day, 65438+1October1and 65438+1October1is Middle Singles Day./.

Image spokesperson: a bachelor

Holiday mascot: 4 fried dough sticks, 1 steamed buns.

Slogan: Long live the bachelor!

There is a poem that says:

It's okay to be single,

As long as the feelings are true,

I'm single,

Happy brother.

Today is Singles Day, and the whole world is celebrating it. You are out of the organization, and you are in a difficult situation. Do you remember being a single friend?

Bachelor music, bachelor music, a person is full, the whole family is not hungry.

Bachelor is bitter, bachelor is bitter, it's twenty-five, and no one can mend the broken clothes.

If you love her, send her to Peking University, because it is a paradise for girls. If you hate him, send him to Peking University, because it is a boy's hell ... so there is a saying: Peking University is a girl's paradise, a boy's hell and the birthplace of gay. ....

Every girl in Peking University used to be an angel without tears. When she meets a boy she likes, she cries-so she becomes a mortal. Therefore, Peking University boys must dare not live up to Peking University girls, because girls gave up the whole heaven for him!

Every boy in Peking University was once a demon in hell. When he meets the girl he likes, he will be tempted-so he becomes a mortal. But most girls will fail that boy, so Peking University boys will go back to that terrible hell!

Thinking from the perspective of market economics-the relationship between supply and demand leads to price changes.

Because the shortage of girls' resources has created a seller's market for girls, the price remains high and there is no bear market all the way. However, the "local protectionism of girls" caused by many objective factors has seriously hindered the automatic adjustment function of the market, and in the long run, it will be a vicious circle. This is very unfair to the real boys in Peking University; We should break the "scissors gap" of imperialism, eliminate the exploitation of love, regain the remaining feelings, seek equal happiness and realize happiness together.

Many, many examples (handsome guys with dinosaurs) have become a habit.

Many many habits have become culture.

Many, many cultures have become sauce jars.

Many, many sauce jars have made more and more Peking University boys step by step into it.

The more you struggle, the faster you drown.

Finally, the whole university for four years, even if eating less than pigs, doing more than cows; Sleeping later than the dog and getting up earlier than the chicken may not necessarily lead to a girlfriend.

Beijing Peking University has thus become a backwater.

-stagnant water caused by poor youth of boys.

We must jump out of the sauce jar.

We should break the school's protectionism against beautiful women.

We should pursue the freedom and equality of love.

We should not brew bitter stagnant water with blood and tears.

We should make spring waves to welcome the spring outside the wall.

Maybe you said that one of the seven boys is lucky.

But the truth is so ruthless,

Sometimes it's not that Lushan Mountain really looks like it, but that it doesn't enter the besieged city of "a boyfriend of a Peking University girl".

People inside are no more miserable than people outside,

Serve tea and water to make the bed and quilt for those unlovable girls, wave after wave, day and night, wearing a star Dai Yue, desperate, changing with the same, never leaving my family, pouring thousands of miles, and serving my girlfriend wholeheartedly.

I will spend a lot of time to establish a TMD prevention system to prevent the remaining six or even sixty boys from being infatuated with her, unable to stop, drooling, and toads wanting to eat dinosaur meat.

I'm more worried about my girlfriend's change of heart, girlfriend's playboy, girlfriend's distraction, girlfriend. ........

Why not give up these tasteless chicken ribs?

It's not a pity to give them up.

Gave up a vampire magic tree

What we see is an oily green forest.

There are many fish in the sea.

There must be grass within a hundred paces.

A good horse never looks back to eat the grass left behind-a real man never looks back.

Rabbits don't eat grass near their nests-even villains don't hurt their next-door neighbors.

We want to be weeds.

Let the fire of lovelorn burn our leaves.

The roots of the soil will grow in the next spring.

Send out more leaves

There is a romantic legend:

Everyone is a one-winged angel,

Only by embracing each other can we spread our wings and fly.

It is said that we came to this world to find the other half,

I'm looking for it at Peking University ... But, ft!

Our wings are all smooth! !

Those girls on the other side

It was held by other high schools, and her high school classmates and people she used to know ... flew away. .......

Perhaps there are occasional winged survivors on the other side in the vast sea of people.

But even if you hug each other,

You can't fly because ... you can't hold her!

The past love has been formatted;

Love now, this page cannot be displayed or temporarily unavailable;

In the future love, memory is seriously insufficient. Please close some programs and try again. ...

But life goes on.

So we started laughing and cursing.

Make fun of our sadness:

The person I love is taken, and it is terrible to love me; If you don't fall in love in loneliness, you will be abnormal in loneliness!

Watching others hug, I secretly eat sour grapes.

I pray that Snow White will come every day.

I sent a signal of love, but no one received it.

I open my arms and wait for someone to lean on.

The beauty pretended not to see it, and others laughed at me for running.

1 1 month 1 1 day, I got drunk with my buddies and forgot how to find the way to love.

1 1 month 1 1 day, loneliness burns in my heart, and I am defeated by blessings!

The earth moves around the sun foolishly, and it is the trap of gravity that cannot escape.

The toad ran silently with the swan. What's the smell of swan meat?

Handsome guy is my nickname, too. Maybe that's the trouble.

Beauty thinks I'm unreliable. Do they really think?

Oh, no, no, no, no, no ...

I drank too much yesterday, and I still want to throw up when I wake up. Recently, I have been very depressed and filled with emotion.

Wandering around alone, I thought it was cool at first, but now in retrospect, I feel lonely, miserable and helpless.

I have practiced martial arts since I was a child, and I think I am a character. I didn't expect the boss to be old and no one has patronized him.