What kind of jokes do people in several countries have?

Five jokes that Japanese hate the most (China will climb to the top)

1 Five Disgusting Jokes in Japan (1)

Four surgeons sit together and talk about who they like to operate on.

The first doctor said, "I like operating on librarians best." When you open their bodies, inside

Everything is arranged alphabetically. "

The second doctor said, "I like operating on accountants best." When you open their bodies, everything is under pressure.

Number arrangement. "

The third doctor said, "I like operating on electricians best." When you find their bodies, everything is useless.

Color code. "

The fourth doctor said, "I like operating on Japanese best." The other three doctors looked at each other in disbelief. One of them asked what. The fourth doctor said, because they have no heart and no spine, and their butts and heads can be exchanged.

Japan's five most annoying jokes (2)

A man called a Japanese businessman and said, "I'm looking for Mr. Taro." The operator said, "I'm sorry, he died last week." The next day, the man called again and wanted to speak to Kazutaro. This time the operator was a little annoyed and said, "I always told you that he died last week." Why are you calling? " The man said, "Because I just like listening."

Japan's five most annoying jokes (3)

A Japanese is eating in a restaurant in China. When the waiter brought a panlong shrimp, the Japanese asked, what should I do with the remaining shrimp shells? ""Of course, "said the waiter." Don't! Don't! Don't! "The Japanese shook his head and said," In Japan, the leftover shrimp shells are sent to the factory to make shrimp cakes, and then they are sold to you in China. "After a while, the waiter brought a plate of fruit, and the Japanese pointed to one of the lemons and asked," What should I do with the remaining lemon peel? ""Of course, "said the waiter." Don't! Don't! Don't! The Japanese shook his head and said, "In Japan, the leftover lemon peel is sent to the factory and then sold to you in China. "When checking out, the Japanese asked the waiter with a smile while chewing gum," What should I do with the remaining gum? ""Of course I threw up, "said the waiter." Don't! Don't! Don't! "The Japanese shook his head and said proudly," In Japan, chewed gum is sent to the factory to make condoms and then sold to you in China. The waiter asked impatiently, "Do you know how to deal with used condoms in China?" "Throw it away, of course. "Japanese humanity. The waiter shook his head and said, "No! Don't! Don't! In China, used condoms are sent to factories, made into chewing gum and then sold to you. "

Japan's five most annoying jokes (4)

A taxi is driving on the way to Chicago airport, and a Japanese tourist is sitting on it. At this moment, a taxi passed by and the Japanese shouted, "Look, Toyota! Made in Japan! How fast! " After a while, another taxi passed by. "Look, Nissan! It's made in Japan! It's too early! " Another taxi passed by. "ah! It's Mitsubishi made in Japan! Very fast! " Taxi drivers are 100% American. Seeing that so many Japanese cars have surpassed their American cars, coupled with the arrogant language of the Japanese, he was a little annoyed. When another taxi overtook it, the taxi pulled into the airport parking lot. "It's Honda! Made in Japan! Very fast! There is no medicine to save! " The taxi driver stopped and pointed angrily at the meter and said, "1500 dollars." "So close to 1500 dollars? ! ""forget it! Made in Japan! Very fast! There is no medicine to save! "

Japan's five most annoying jokes (5)

There are an American, a German, a Japanese and a China on a plane. Halfway through, the plane suddenly ran out of gas. The captain announced that someone had to jump off the plane to reduce the weight, so the American showed personal heroism and went to the door of the plane and shouted: Long live America and other countries! ! Then I jumped! The plane continued to fly ... at this moment, the captain announced that the weight was still too heavy, and one person had to jump! So the Germans stood up, walked to the door of the plane and shouted: Long live the German Empire! Jumped down, too The plane continued to fly ... At this moment, the captain announced: No, it's still heavy, and one more person must jump! China glanced at the Japanese, stood up and walked to the hatch of the plane. The Japanese rushed to hold China's hand: Good brother, I won't forget you! The people of China shouted: Long live the people and country of China! ! Then I kicked the Japanese down with one foot! ! ......