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I want to lose weight. I took L-carnitine, but I feel flustered and short of breath. What’s wrong?
Slimming pills mainly contain illegal western medicine ingredients that are expressly prohibited by the state. These western medicine ingredients are mainly appetite suppressants and laxative ingredients. Through these medicines, they affect your appetite and reduce your food intake. Through the laxative ingredients, they allow you to defecate. It is called detoxification, but in fact it takes away the weight on your body. Therefore, in the short term, the weight will be reduced by 1 or 2 pounds. In addition, people who take diet pills generally think that losing weight means losing weight, so they often make jokes like this. I gained 2 pounds today, lost another 5 pounds tomorrow, and gained a few more pounds the day after tomorrow. Fat is not something that can be grown in one day. Fat is accumulated over a period of time. For example, gaining one pound a month is relatively normal. Unless the pituitary gland is injured and hormone secretion is imbalanced, it is possible to gain more than ten pounds a month. Merchants use this to confuse people and describe weight loss as weight loss. These illegal drugs not only suppress appetite, but also affect endocrine disorders, leading to poor mental health and lack of concentration, and in severe cases, infertility.
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