Do you have any funny jokes that you have treasured for many years?

Cold jokes can always make everyone laugh with their unexpected effect, but the point of laughter is also inexplicable. Although if you think about it carefully, there seems to be nothing funny about it, but when you see it and hear it, you feel The setting is clever and makes you unable to stop laughing. Next, let’s take a look at some bottomless jokes that can be treasured for many years. 01. I wish you 100 points in Level 4.

After taking the CET-4 test, my roommate and I went back to the dormitory together. When we got downstairs, I said hello to the dormitory aunt, but my roommate, who was always enthusiastic, didn’t say anything. She told me that I had taken the CET-4 test. When she came out, she happily greeted her aunt, who was also very happy and wished her 100 points in the exam. 02. Thunder, this heaven-reaching cultivation level.

There have been a lot of thunderstorms recently. When there is thunder, other girls hug their boyfriends and cry, saying they are scared. You are the only one. You rush to the rooftop while waving your flowery hands and shouting, "Thunder!" The Purple Gold Hammer of Tongtian Cultivation Base 03. The feeling of being touched on the belly.

Doctor: Do you have a stomachache? Then let me press it and you tell me truthfully how you feel.

Patient: OK.

Doctor: How do you feel?

Patient: I feel like someone is touching my belly.

Doctor? 04. Rainy days are perfect for taking out the trash.

I thought it would be troublesome to take out the garbage when it rained, so I hurried downstairs and saw a child at the door of the apartment making a fuss about running out to play in the rain. The child's father was educating him: "Don't get wet." Rain, it’s raining so heavily that you’ll die if you go out without an umbrella. ?At this time, I rushed into the rain to take out the garbage in front of the whole family. When I came back, I found that the child and the father were looking at me. I had no choice but to touch the child's head and said: ?It doesn't matter, uncle is dead. Oh~? 05. Students evaluate teaching.

I’m so angry. I’m so angry. The final exam is over. The teacher for the main subject only gave me 25 points. I will definitely fail. The other teachers gave me 100 points. It really makes me have questions. . Angrily, I sent the screenshot to the teacher and asked him why he gave me a low score. The afternoon passed and the teacher didn't reply. I opened the dialog box angrily, and then I saw the four big words "Student Evaluation" on the screenshot.

Hahahahahaha This is a joke that I have treasured for many years. Although it may not be funny, the word count is still right. I hope to see you happy every day~