Seek the lines of Degang Guo's cross talk "Sister Jing Li" and "Big Bodyguard"

Guo: After that, I learned from the teacher every day: first practice palm, then practice boxing, and finally practice weapons.

Y: oh.

Guo: Practice the palm method first: iron sand palm. Stick it in iron sand, like this. Of course, at first, you can't stand it and get hurt easily. First, add rice (washed rice)

Y: Oh, just insert this rice?

Guo: I picked up some stones.

Where do you collect rice?

Guo: Practice.

What did you do?

Guo: Practice boxing again, stick iron beans with your hands and crush them!

Y: ouch!

Guo: Of course, you can't use iron beans at first. Use red beans first. To enhance friction, add brown sugar.

How about your bean paste stuffing?

Guo: Finally, practice weapons: practice piercing eyebrow sticks! Can you hit someone? First hit the tree: "hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit, hit.

Y: Why do you have to rest every three to five?

Guo: Grandpa taught us: Do you have dates or not?

Y: Qu Yuan is greedy.

Guo: Don't insult our ancestors! I am happy to learn from my teacher.

Y: it's quite satisfactory.

Guo: Look at this face.

Y: here we go again

Guo: Teachers often teach us: practice hard, learn martial arts, and sell goods to the emperor. Remember the teacher's words: hooligans know martial arts and no one can stop them!

Y: What a master!

Guo: Thank you, teacher! After listening to your best decission, I was suddenly at a loss, and I couldn't wait to find a dark evil force to die with him!

Y: good!

Guo: The teacher nodded: Well, your shameless appearance is like my charm ~

Y: hi! Don't pass it!

Guo: I was really looking forward to studying with my teacher for a long time. I didn't expect an episode to happen in the middle.

Yu; Which episode?

Guo: One day the teacher went down the mountain and went out to dance.

Y: Is the teacher still like this?

Guo: No, I went to see a net friend.

Y: hi! Dancing is better.

Guo: I happened to meet the daughter of a young confidante. From the moment I met her, the teacher knew that her Jianghu career was over and she was doomed to stay away from those days when white clothes came and went like snow. At the age of 80, the old man resolutely put on a wig and went to secularization! ~

Y: oh, ran away?

Guo: If the relationship is long-term, is it in pork and pork?

Y: what knowledge! Morning and night!

Guo: He's gone. What should we do? First, I didn't study hard with my teacher. Besides, May Day is coming, and I am very busy.

Y: Yes, it's time to stock up.

Guo: My brother and I are busy in the yard all day. How can I have time to think about other things (including jiaozi)?

Y: All right, don't cross this line.

Guo: We were busy this day when we suddenly heard someone knocking at the door outside. What does knocking mean?

Y: I don't know

Guo: Chicken eats Chili sauce!

Yu: Hu explained!

Guo: Someone is knocking at the door.

Y: Hey, just knock on the door.

Guo: Two people came in: Hello, we are friends' escort agencies outside Qianmen, Beijing. Our old shopkeeper specially asked me to invite you. We have something important to discuss.

Guo: (Bao jiaozi) We are so busy, how can we have time to go?

Y: Don't do it when people come.

Guo: I said that since people have invited me, it is not good not to go. I said my brother closed the fire and pulled it out with cold water. Go out and have a look, wow! There's another car!

Y: great!

Guo: Great! I said, brother, you go there, I go here, and we'll do it together, so it won't turn over. A wheel is hard to sit on!

Y: A unicycle?

Guo: Yes, yes, as long as you have a car.

Y: Didn't I bring you 50 Jin of glutinous rice?

Guo: The coachman pushed us to the front door.

Y: Oh, here we are.

Guo: The old shopkeeper and these heroes are waiting at the door. As soon as we came, we greeted each other with a smile: your appearance really made the toilet bright and colorful!

Y: Even the toilet has been painted.

Guo: When I went in, I saw a two-story building opposite, with an underground loess cushion and a knife and gun shelf on both sides.

Y: practice your family.

Guo: The old shopkeeper pointed with his hand: Let's go upstairs and have a drink. I'm worried!

Y: what's the matter

Guo: You can't take the stairs, which makes people laugh! At this time, it depends on your flying skills. You have to go up vertically.

Y: look at kung fu!

Guo: I take the stairs? Shame on you! What shall we do? Suddenly, he used his quick wits and made a gesture to my brother with his lips: OK, my brother took out the hidden weapon from his pocket and threw it at the southeast corner. I shouted, "There's an assassin!" Hearing this, the old shopkeeper said, "Where? Look! " They purred past, and I grabbed my brother and said, "Go upstairs."

Y: That's it?

Guo: After a while, the old man came back with a blue face: "Who threw the zongzi here?"

Y: That's what you need.

Guo: I said come up! You can't take the stairs to make people laugh, ah.

Y: I'm still staring at others.

Guo: A somersault of the old man. Feast: wild animals in the mountains fly in the clouds, cattle and sheep on the land are fresh at the bottom of the sea, monkey head, bird's nest, shark wings, scallops in bear's paw and deer's tail tip. We've got all the wine-eat, what are you waiting for? Throw away your cheeks and open your back teeth. Food is like the flowing water of the Yangtze River, like wind and clouds, just like dumping the earth in a box: "chip, chip, chip, chip, chip, chip, chip, chip, chip, chip."

Y: ouch! Very enjoyable!

Guo: I'm full and drunk. The old man pointed down: gentlemen, are you sweating downstairs?

Y: sweating?

Guo: Let's practice downstairs.

Y: Oh, practice.

Guo: Look at the old man again. He stood firm and fell down again. What should we do? It sounds good, but it's no use throwing zongzi down. I kicked my brother: get down! Down the stairs, I followed: "ah ah ah ah ah."

Y: Well, I've spent all my brain on it.

Author: In the name of Yong, reply to this speech at telephone number: 2006-11-1720:14.

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3 Reply: All lines of Degang Guo's Bodyguard.

Guo: When we got downstairs, the old man said, Who will come first? My brother said I'd go first! I'm going to take a trip to Liuhe Gun!

Y: good!

Guo: This liuhe gun is not easy to practice! There is praise as evidence: one eyebrow has two hearts, three eyebrows have four hearts, five eyebrows have six hearts, and seven eyebrows have eight hearts!

Y: All tied up in one place?

Guo: It's not easy to recite. I can't come here with bad memories!

Y: no problem! There is nothing wrong with just one sentence!

Guo: My brother is preparing to practice. I said you just caught a cold, don't repeat it! My brother nodded: That makes sense! Put the gun down, you won't change your face if you are angry!

Y: nonsense! He didn't practice breathing!

Guo: I said I would do it. You've seen guns and knives, but you haven't seen them or played with them! Today, I have a pistol and a knife. I want to show you what I can do!

Y: good kung fu!

Guo: I went to the weapon rack and raised a big iron gun. I weigh 120 kg, and my gun head "pounced" on the ground: "Hold on, old man, I'll pick the knife." The old man is really obedient: "There is a knife over there. Pick it." I took a knife, but I didn't pull it out. I hit a cloud in the northwest, followed by a thunder, and then I saw the old man lying on the ground like this (convulsing)

Y: You are so hurt!

Guo: I said you were wrong, old man. You didn't catch the China. Come again!

Y: haven't you got the China yet? Otherwise, you can't do this!

Guo: Hearing this, the old man said, "No, no, no!"

Y: I was so scared that all the foreign words came out.

Guo: Then I'll practice my knife.

Y: ok, you practice the knife.

Guo: I took the knife in my hand and made a "hidden knife" (put it on my neck and drop it on the ground)

Y: (pulls him up) Where to hide? Did you kill yourself here?

Guo: Tibetan Dao (placed on the left side of the neck) and Tibetan Dao (placed on the right side of the neck).

Y: Come on, don't put on airs.

Guo: The old man is very happy: You two promised us a dart. Come back and check it later. The old honeydew melons behind are all treasures of gold and silver. It's called a dark dart. Now this dart is difficult to protect. You two have a hard time!

Y: ok.

Guo: If I say that, I will disrespect you very much. Our brothers came out of the Escort Agency, out of Deshengmen, and went to Kangzhuangzi in Qinghe Xiaheying, Kangzhuangzi in Shacheng Security, Kangzhuangzi in Zhangjiakou Xiaheying, and Kangzhuangzi in Changping County in Nankou.

Y: Just a moment, please. You're just hanging around here, not going forward?

Guo: This is all my possessions.

Y: China can't stand here either.

Guo: At this time, it will be late. I said, brother, shall we stay in a hotel or a hotel?

Y: you say?

Guo: Eat noodles!

Y: Well, I'm hungry.

Guo: My brother is going to stay in a hotel. I said we should leave before it gets dark. Although the road is rugged, there is this hazy moonlight.

Y: Good idea!

Guo: We were walking forward when we heard a gong, followed by twenty minions, all wearing short skirts and spreading their wings. A big black head flashed in the middle: "Hey! I opened this mountain and carried this tree. Leave your pants if you want to live from now on! "

Y: take off your pants?

Guo: I said: bold thief! Not only rob money, but also rob color!

Y: What a mess!

Guo: I said brother, one person can't beat him. Let's fight together!

Y: Let's go.

Guo: Our two brothers each held a knife and gun and fought against the thief. Knife to gun, gun to knife, eyes watching and see the flaw, my heart said you came! With a big knife, click. The bucket head is rolling underground, and I'm crying.

Why are you crying?

Guo: Kill my brother!

Y: Fuck you! (End)

Li Jing's sister.

Li Jing has a sister. It's really beautiful. It's only this high (hands up to the waist).

So high?

A: More than twenty.

B: Shorty.

A: You can stand on tiptoe under a BMW in high heels.

B: It's too short.

A: Everyone who works at night asks her for photos.

B: Why?

A: Be brave.

Hey, what's up!

A: Her photo was posted on the door to ward off evil spirits and on the bed to prevent pregnancy.

It's rude of you to talk like that.

He often takes her sister to play in that pig farm. As soon as I entered the door, the factory director came over and tied a red line on my sister's face.

B: Why?

A: I'm afraid I can't say it when I'm mixed with pigs.

Not exactly.

A: Nobody wants her at this age.

B: Not married.

Who wants it? She is always shouting in the street: Who wants me?

B: Nobody wants it.

A: I once went out for two days and didn't come back.

B: What's the matter?

The girl hasn't come home for two days. Dad is in a hurry.

B: That's right.

Her father is sitting at home. Alas, I don't know which boy is unlucky again.

B: Ah, I'm worried about boys!

A: When I went to the suburbs, the moon was dark and windy, and a cloud floated over and blocked the moon. Four hooligans came to insult her.

B: Short.

A: After a while, the moon came out. The four hooligans saw it and turned themselves in to the police station.

Ah, what a good skill.

A: It looks really good.

B: It looks good.

A: After this fight, she became addicted and asked everywhere, huh? Where are the hooligans?

B: Does anyone ask that? !

A: She was told that the detention center was full of hooligans. Go to the detention center, smash the door, let me in, let me in. The hooligan shouted inside, let's go out.

B: hooligans are afraid of her.

A: Take a bus to the place where you were insulted.

What are you doing there?

A: This is the place where I used to be happy.

B: I don't know good or bad.

A: If God has pity on me, give me some hooligans.

I wish I had everything.

A: There is a criminal gang in the car. The leader is waiting at home. Two men came out to kidnap the child. They just want to go to the bathroom and put the bag under the car.

B: Yes.

A: His sister thought, alas, this is the way to sack herself.

I put it on myself.

A: When these two people came back, um, what year? This business is getting better and better. They tied it up and took it back to the car. The chief is waiting at home. "Why did you come back so early today?" "Look, a trap", untied the sack and the leader looked at it. This leader is the worst. Killed his father at the age of seven, killed his mother at the age of eight, and watched it for five minutes at the age of fifteen.

B: What's the matter?

A: Tears came down.

B: I cried.

A: Elder sister, I think this is a misunderstanding. Everyone makes mistakes. I hope you can forgive us. I'll send them to surrender later. I will get a job and be a good person. Thank you, big sister. We must turn over a new leaf Go home.

B: Then let's go.

A: No way.

B: She hasn't done it yet!

A: You are in my hands, and the four of us are getting married.

B: Four people?

A: Elder sister, you ask too much. You can kill me, but you can't insult me. There is no bridge you can't cross. Why do you say that?

B: Yes.

A: That won't do. I'm going to marry you three. Come here, you marry her. This one pulls out a gun and "bores"

B: One person will die!

A: Look, bloody reality.

B: Yes.

A: Come here. The man took out his knife. "Say it again, say it again, and I'll spill blood on your face." Come on, do you still know that place? "Got it." Send her back.

B: Send it back.

Answer: put it in the car, drive to the original place, the leader lights a cigarette, and the elder sister gets off. Killing people is not excessive. The land is wet after the rain. Give us a chance to reinvent ourselves. I don't want it. I'll marry you both. retribution for sin

I remember everything. What should we do?

We don't want this car. Let's leave now.

Ah, let's go.

A: We'll talk about it later.

B: There's a story behind.

A: Later this girl became my sister-in-law.

Really?

A: Brother.

B: Me.