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Character: String 3 Stone Art: A boy who is lazy and not sensible after going to college. It represents that some contemporary college students are not self-motivated and give up on themselves. Xiaomei: A self-motivated, idealistic and ambitious girl, in sharp contrast with Shi Yi. Shi Yi's girlfriend is currently the Minister of Culture and Sports of the Student Union. Chairman, Minister of Discipline Inspection, Minister of Labor and Health, Minister of Health Security-Examiner Background String 8 1 Shi Yi and Xiaomei are high school classmates, and both of them are doing well in school. Yi is the monitor and the captain of the school honor guard. Xiaomei's academic performance is excellent. She is good at singing and dancing and is the backbone of the school's literature and art department. Two people appreciate each other. Coincidentally, they were admitted to the same university. When I was a freshman, I naturally walked together. Xiaomei studies hard and works hard. Now I am the Minister of Literature and Art of the Student Union, and I get a scholarship every year. All the certificates are similar. But after Shi Yi went to college, he began to be lazy. He doesn't take part in any school activities except the appointment he goes to every week. He just surfed the Internet and slept in the dormitory. Sophomore, I didn't get any certificates, and several courses became popular. For this reason, his girlfriend broke up with him. The road of life is inevitably tortuous, and the road of college love is even more bumpy. On a quiet evening, Xiaomei and Yi went to the playground. Yi pulled May and wouldn't let her go, as if there was a problem between them. Beauty: Why are you still following me? Let's break up! We are not suitable. Xian Jiuyi: (at a loss) What's appropriate? (I continued to plead with Mei in the past) Xiaomei, you know, there is no second person in the world who can love you more than me. Xiaomei-Xiaomei-What happened to me? Tell me! You said I would change, I would change. You can't change it. A leopard cannot change his spots. Boys like you just want to play all day and have no enthusiasm at all. I don't like boys like you, so go! I don't want to talk to you any more (I just left Yi). At this moment, the sad music started. My last love is to let go and don't want to pull with words, so I choose not to blame. At this time, I don't know where a group of naughty children came from, singing "Happy breakup, I wish you happiness, you can find something better." —————— "Others blow horns and sprinkle colored paper. Yi: Stop fooling around, it's boring. Get out, get out of here.-Why? Why do I always get hurt? Am I not good enough for her? (Almost crazy) Ah —————— I'm not motivated, I'm useless! It's no use! Do girls like boys with good academic performance and self-motivation now? Alas, it seems that the whole world is gloomy. When he was in extreme pain, his eyes suddenly lit up, as if he had found a glimmer of life. A big card says "Students must win". String 3 Yi: Students will win-great. Didn't she say I wasn't motivated? Well, maybe she will come back to me when I enter the student union? Time: April 20th, 5: 30pm, location: 102 Student Union Office in the hospital next to the classroom. I don't know what to say, but I went back. ) The next day, Yi came outside the student union office, and several examiners of the student union sat neatly inside, including Mei. But Mei pretended not to know him and didn't see him. Yi looks a little nervous, and with her inside, her heart beats even harder. Zhu: Alas ——————— I said that classmate, it's your turn. Why are you still standing there? (He rudely comes out and drags Yi in and presses him on the bench) Don't be afraid, it's not the guillotine. Yi was already a little panicked, but after being dragged by her, she was scared to death. He looked around as if he were not a good man, but as if he were fierce. I can't help shivering in my heart. Tian: Please introduce yourself to this classmate. String 4 Yi: hmmm-I lost my memory (Shi Yi), but I only remember that the class (my own) was 03 Customs Declaration Class 3. Jun 5: Amnesia? Why do you lose your memory? You need not be nervous. This is not the guillotine. Do we look like bad people? (Grinning at the audience) Hey, hey ——————— (Facing the audience) Come for an interview. Take it easy! Hehe -string 1 It's easy to find that I seem to be in the wrong place, so I turned to leave, and was immediately pulled back by Zhu and sat firmly in the chair. Zhu: (facing the audience) Sit up straight when you come to the interview! You got it? Xian Bayi: (He lowered his head impatiently and said in a trembling voice) My ordinary method is not very standard, Sun. Please give me more advice. My name is Shishi and I have perseverance. I have no amnesia. My name is Shi Yi, and I have great strength. Please don't forget. (Look at the audience on both sides, then at the examiner) Do you understand? Everyone is at a loss when listening to string nine. What happened to you (in front of the audience)? Be clear when interviewing! Let the examiner understand. (Handing Yi Paper and Pen) You are a man-you'd better write! String 3 is easy to hand in the written paper, and everyone suddenly realizes, and chorus: "Oh, so you are amnesia (Shi Yi), I've heard a lot about you! I've heard a lot! ! ! "String 1 Yi: Where is it? Where is it? Call me stone. Lin: OK, Stone, can you tell me why you want to join the Student Union? String 6 Yi: Because the student union is the pioneer organization of the Young Pioneers and the party's reserve army, it is-String 5 Tian: Is it the definition of the * * * Youth League? ! ! Yiyi turned to the audience and apologized to everyone when she knew that she had said the wrong lines. Yi Yi: "Sorry, sorry! Support the wrong definition. (Turning to face the examiner) Dumb,-Well, what I want to say is-In short, the student union is a good thing. -String 3 Lin: Who is the thing? String Bayi: Oh-not a thing, not a thing! Jun: (very angry) Nobody is anything! ? How do you talk? This-string 7 Yi: (knowing that he is talking again) Sorry, sorry! I didn't mean that. Fifth string field: ok, (facing the audience) so you must think carefully before you speak in the interview, or you will get burned. Why don't you tell me what your specialty is? Is there a talent show? String 1 Yi: (scratching his head) Talent show? -Yes! ! I can imitate-String 2 Tian: Imitate what? String 9 Jun: Chicken? String 6 Lin: Duck? String 7 Zhu: Fish? Kenzo Mita: Goose? Not a kitten? The beauty felt strange when she heard it, and made it look unbearable. String 4 Yi: (I can't bear to shake my head) Oh, my God! (Proud) I can imitate the star string 8 Zhu: String 1 Jun: Andy Lau? Aaron Kwok? Dawn? Or Jacky Cheung! ? String 6 Lin: Four Heavenly Kings? Alas, those are almost out of date. It can't be them. I think it should be-String 5 Tian: Yes, (as he speaks, he walks out to face the audience) Is this it-use nunchakus quickly, hehehe-use nunchakus quickly, hehehe-heh-heh-heh. String 5 easily shakes his head 1 Jun: Is this it-the most infatuated man is like the ocean. The fourth string Yi or the seventh string Lin: Is it this-we don't know how to be gentle, we thought double suicide was just an old rumor. Is it string 2 Yi or shake your head string 3 Zhu: Is it-Winnie's tears, thinking you are fragile-(shouting) string 9 Yi or shake your head string 1 Jun: None of the four great masters in Taiwan Province? Beauty: Where can he sing? It is better to tell him to kill pigs! Lin: (turning to Mei in a low voice) But he is quite handsome! Beauty in string 4: (Pretending to disagree, but actually very happy) Not bad! Don't you think I look like a star? Zhu: It seems a bit like Delfino-Yi: Yes, a little bit. But what I want to imitate today is —————————— king of comedy ———— Stephen Chow. But I need your help. Pull them out and make them stand in a row. You should all have seen Stephen Chow's Kung Fu! String 2 Everyone: En string 1 Yi: Let's imitate the part where Stephen Chow was punched by her aunt when she was looking for someone to pay protection money. What's the big deal? If you bully more than others (look around), you-well, it's you (see Xiao Pang's muscular). Oh, I'm sorry, I mistook you for someone else (looking at them). String 3 (at this moment, the aunt came up slowly and punched her gently, but Yi vomited blood) String 1 Yi: (pretending to be calm) What is the aunt's occupation? Aunt Killer 4: I am a farmer! Tian: (Seeing that Yi is so involved, I'm afraid my life is in danger) Are you all right? All right! Because time is limited, let's play here first! Let's continue the interview. (When everyone is seated) What else can you do? Xian Jiuyi: Me! Let me see, I can make up jokes! Xian Sanlin: Make up one to listen to! Can you make one up now? Kenji Yi: Well, ok. I remember that we were inspected by the headmaster when we entered military training. A boy replied loudly, "Hello classmates", "Hello headmaster", and string 7 "Students have worked hard", "Serving the people" and "Students are tanned". Ha Xian 3 Yi: Do you want to tell another one? (Facing the audience) Zhu: Yes, yes! String 4 Yi: The headmaster and the director take the elevator. The headmaster farted and asked the director, "Did you fart?" The director said, "No, I didn't put it there." Soon, the director was dismissed, and the principal said at the meeting: "You can't afford to manage big things. What's your use? " String 3 burst into laughter. Kenjitian: Be serious. There is also an old gentleman who has traveled abroad several times in recent years because his son is filial. On the plane, the stewardess asked, "Coffee or tea?" He thought I had coffee and tea. Why don't we try something different this time? Do you know his answer? (Everyone keeps shaking their heads): "I want or, the one in the middle." Another burst of laughter-hahaha string 1 Zhu: OK, OK, that's enough, be serious. What do you think of the changes in our school in the past two years? String 1 Yi: Awesome! Let's talk about hardware facilities first. A comprehensive experimental building has sprung up, including an indoor basketball hall, a table tennis hall, a swimming pool and a gym. In addition to software, our school also has bachelors, masters, doctors, professors and imported ones! Hehe-one is cooler than the other-Jun 6: Come on, come on. Tell me which department you want to enter! Kenji Yi: Huh? What department do you have? Zhu: Come to our security office? How's it going? Seeing that you are quite strong, you should-string 6 Yi: Hehe (to turn to the audience to brighten your muscles), right? But I am the one who is often bullied in the dormitory! String 3 Jun: Recording and Inspection Department? How's it going? String Bayi: Not good! Is there a department that specializes in playing games? The fourth string of beauties: (hitting Yi on the head) You pig head, you want to play, what's delicious? Why do you pray for pie in the sky? String 1 Yi: So-can I get into that department? Zhu: I see, you are not suitable for any department, so I will be your chairman. Xian Sanyi: Yes, really! Sam-mi: (knocking on his head again) Dreaming again. String 1 Tian: (turns to Mei) Why not let him enter your art department? String 6 Beauty: No! (Holding his chest with both hands and turning his head to one side) People like him who are uneducated, self-motivated and have poor discipline will not be accepted by our department!

Yi: (affectionate) Dear examiners, although I am lazy, uneducated, self-motivated and poorly disciplined. But now I'm willing to correct everything. Does a person make a mistake once, and he will make a mistake every time? I want to be a self-motivated student. I hope everyone will give me a chance. In addition, I have been a standard bearer in the honor guard in the future. You can try it and give me an evaluation period. If I don't perform well during the examination, you are brushing me. Our student union is a place that pays attention to cultivating talents. Because of your sincere attitude, I will give you a chance. But we'll try for a month, okay? Xian Jiuyi: (Jumping with joy) Really? Thank you, thank you. Lin: The interview is over. You can go now. Yi: Thank you, thank you. Jun: (to the examiner) Well, the interview is over. Let's go! Zhu: (patting Yi on the shoulder) You should work hard in the future! (Say that finish and leave) String 4 Yi: (Smile and nod) Well, thank you! I will! String 1 Beauty: (pulls Yi aside, but turns his back on him) Ask you, who sent you? String 5 Yi: What? Who called me here? I came by myself! Hey, how was my performance just now? Xianer Beauty: (Pretending to ignore him) Hum! String 4 Yi: (She pulls her beautiful sleeve in the past) Look, Xiaomei, the president has given me a chance. Why don't you give me a chance? I will definitely turn over a new leaf. I know it was my fault before. I just played all day and never thought about studying hard and making progress, but now I realize that I was wrong. I know that a person should be self-motivated and enterprising, so that he can be worthy of his parents, his motherland and you. Kenji Beauty: (laughing seriously) Ok, I'll give you a chance! String 1 Yi: Well (facing the audience), I will study hard and make progress every day in the future. I won't date anyone during college (I found that I seem to have made a mistake). Oh, I should only date one person! (Holding May's hand in the past) May, how about going to the movies tonight to celebrate? Second string beauty: Here we go again!