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Tang Zhongzong Li Xian: He is the emperor himself, his father is the emperor, his son is the emperor, his brother is the emperor, and his nephew is the emperor! What's more, his mother is also an emperor! So it's called: Liuhuang Pill!

Tang Zhongzong Li Xian, 656-7 10, the son of Tang Gaozong and Wu Zetian, was deposed as a prince and renamed Li Zhe because of his two brothers Li Hong and Li Xian, and succeeded to the throne after the death of Emperor Gaozong.

Li Xian climbed to the top of the pyramid, only to find himself facing the most sinister political climate (at least one) in China history, because he had the most powerful mother in China history-Wu Zetian. It is said that this woman "practiced yuan, and then went, trapping my king in gathering." . If you give it to a lizard, you are a wolf, and you will approach evil and destroy loyalty. Kill your sister, kill your brother, and kill your parents. God and man are sick together, and heaven and earth cannot tolerate it. And stealing cultural relics with ulterior motives. Your beloved son lives in seclusion in another palace; The thieves' clan alliance entrusts it with an important task. "This is not a person, just terrible!

Wang rebelled with Li. It is impossible to evaluate Wu Zetian, but it is not groundless and fabricated facts. There are always shadows. Wu Zetian is really a politician. In order to achieve her political goals, she can do whatever it takes, even at the expense of her relatives and even her son.

Li Xian may have seen some clues and tried to build a force to compete with his mother. He pinned his hopes on his wife Wei Ruyun and his daughter Princess Anle. These two girls are not good. Princess Anle hopes that Li Xian will make her the wife of the emperor, so that she can be an emperor in the future. Wei Ruyun thinks her husband is a loser and secretly takes her mother-in-law as her role model. It's not that the family doesn't enter the house, but that the family's desire to be an emperor is strong enough.

In 684, Wu Zetian found an excuse to depose this cowardly son, demoted to the king of Luling, and sat on the throne himself. At this time, there appeared several people who wanted to be emperors. They were Wu Zetian's nephews, Wu Chengsi and Wu Sansi. The intensity and cruelty of the struggle even exceeded Wu Zetian's imagination. After comprehensive consideration, finally, under the strong persuasion of a generation of famous star Di Renjie and others, she decided to recall Emperor Li Xian of Zhongzong and re-establish herself as a prince.

In 705, Prime Minister Zhang Jian led troops to kill Wu Zetian's brothers, Toy Boy and Zhang Yizhi, forcing Wu Zetian to abdicate and re-establish Li Xian as emperor. In other words, Li Xian actually became emperor twice!

During the reign of Emperor Zhongzong, the palace was also the most prosperous period of feminism in the history of China. Because of the example of Wu Zetian, Wei Ruyun, Princess Anle and even their minister Shangguan Waner were in power and dared to think and do it until Li Xian was poisoned by pie in June of July10. Wu Zetian, Wei Ruyun and Princess Anle, three unborn women, were shouldered by the unfortunate child Li Xian.

Li Xian's youngest son, Li Zhongmao, was promoted to the throne, while Wei Ruyun was the Regent, waiting for the upper position, but she met a more powerful advocate-her sister-in-law was Princess Taiping. Only one month after Li Zhongmao ascended the throne, she was torn off by her aunt Princess Taiping and left the palace with tears in her eyes, becoming one of the few "overwhelmed" emperors. He was called Shang Tang Di in history-this was found on the Internet, but there was no such person in the business edition of Modern Chinese Dictionary. Princess Taiping and her nephew Li Longji killed Wei Ruyun and others, and made Li Dan, the father of her younger brother Li Longji, emperor of Tang Ruizong.

Princess Taiping is Wu Zetian's favorite daughter, and her mother's unwilling lonely blood is also flowing in her veins. Under the care of her brother, private power expanded rapidly. At that time, seven prime ministers were out of the door, and Si Mazhao's heart was seen by Li Longji, the "king of traditional Chinese opera". After he inherited his father's throne, he immediately cut off his henchmen and forced him to hang himself.

After Li Longji took office, he worked hard to create a "prosperous new century". In his later years, he only studied music, dance and Yang Guifei. Finally, Jiangshan was lost with the beauty, and behind him, it was enshrined by the children of the pear garden in previous dynasties.

From Li Zhi in Tang Gaozong, to Deng Ji in 650 AD, and then to Li Longji, Emperor Xuanzong of Tang Dynasty who fled to Majipo in 762 AD, this 1 12 year can really be called China's "one hundred years of loneliness", during which the ups and downs and changes are really amazing. Even if Marquez's hand is like that, I can't write half of it.

Lonely Li Zhi, lonely Wu Zetian, lonely Li Zhongmao, lonely Li Dan, lonely Li Longji, and the most lonely is Li Xian surrounded by a group of emperors and people who want to be emperors.