Crosstalk jokes suitable for two middle school students, be funny, have a little fun, kneel down!

1. A: These two sentences mean good morning, children! Good morning, Miss Bai!

b: I can't remember how to pronounce the words girls and miss!

a: if you can't remember, you have to practice again and again!

b: I have an idea!

a: what way!

b: add Chinese translation to English words!

a: that won't do.

b: why not?

a: it's not good for your English study in the future!

b: I don't care so much. I remember all this translation!

2. A: Oh, it's good to get the exam!

b: yes, I brought back four test papers at once, adding up to 1 points!

a: 25 points on average!

b: when my father saw it, he scolded me for 25 minutes!

a: you should be scolded! Is there anyone who learns English like you!

b: dad added a dish to me at night, and the soles were braised in brown sauce! I am completely disillusioned!

3. A: How can you talk nonsense!

b: dare I tell the truth! Besides, to be honest, I can't die. Whoo!

a: well, it seems that you are unlucky enough. I express my condolences to you!

b: well, it's getting late. I have to go to the hospital to change my medicine!

a: ok, then go!

4. A: People should be polite.

b: being polite is very important.

a: politeness is "a fire in winter", an emotional "adhesive", a "key" to open the door of friendship, and a "warm hand" to people in trouble.

b: it seems that you really need to be polite.

a: for example, when we meet for the first time in the morning, we usually say "good morning"! Don't underestimate this sentence: "good morning", it makes people feel psychologically warm.

b: that's true.

5. A: Just kidding. Now we are close friends.

b: yes, iron with special relationship.

a: if I were Nintendo.

b: I am contra, the best playmate.

a: if I were Harry Potter.

b: then I am Dumbledore, and I care about you all the time.

a: if I were Optimus prime.

b: then I am bumblebee, a close comrade-in-arms.

a: if I were a corn cannon.

b: then I'm tall nut. ok, plants vs. zombies.