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How to answer humorously if you don't approve the fake?

No fake humor answer: You can't ask for leave, the company can't do without you, and your Excellence can't be lost.

leave

a leave note is a document requesting a leader or teacher or others to take leave from a certain job, study, activity, etc. Due to the reasons for asking for leave, the leave slip is generally divided into two types: sick leave and personal leave.

It is a very important practical writing in official document writing, but it is often ignored by students or people. From primary school, junior high school, high school to university and even work, you can't do without a leave note. The meaning of a leave note can be big or small, and sometimes people often don't pay enough attention to it, which leads to many jokes.

It is a very important practical writing in official document writing, but it is often ignored by students or people. From primary school, junior high school, high school to university and even work, you can't do without a leave note. The meaning of a leave note can be big or small, and sometimes people often don't pay enough attention to it, which leads to many jokes.

In November, 214, a leave note called "the tallest in history" was circulated among fans and netizens. The leave note read: "I have invested in a La Liga team, and the team will play at home and Real Madrid on the 23rd of this month. At the invitation of the team chairman, I will go to watch the game and participate in some shareholders' meetings." The person on leave is a Ningbo fan.

It turned out that the Spanish team ewald was in a recession. According to the regulations, if you want to participate in La Liga, your budget must reach a quarter of the average expenditure level of the league.

ewald Club chose "crowdfunding" to set up a fund-raising website, and China fans also organized to set up a QQ group, pledging 5 euros of team shares each, becoming a minority shareholder in ewald. In fact, the fans who participated in this crowdfunding are basically students or newcomers in the workplace. They only pledged a few shares, and there are not many local tyrants who are generous.