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Flash marriage, Meng's wife's pet slowly, full free full-text search Chapter 4 1

Flash marriage, lovely wife, slow-heating pet

Chapter 1 Volume 04 1 Oh, how dangerous!

[update time ]20 15-02-09 22:39:27[ word count] 362 1

With Zeng Xiaojin's skill, ordinary people can't get close to her, so the other party prepared a drug, and it was "grandma" who drugged her!

As soon as Zeng Xiaojin got on the bus, "Grandma" showed her true colors. She is a thin woman in her thirties, with two slender peach eyes, a proud nose and prominent cheekbones. She is also a well-known figure in the killer world, known as the "pink skull".

"Thought it was a what person? Dare to work, let's go out! " A tall, thin, powder-brained man, while praising, kicked Zeng Xiaojin who slept like a dead pig.

"I don't do things right, just look at money." Pink skull's eyebrows are all colored, and she is proud that she made a lot of money without blowing off dust!

"It is our powder sister who has the most principles." Another man as fat as a pig glanced at the lovely and pure Xiao Jin and licked his mouth with malicious intent. "He looks like a tender chicken, but no matter how to also can't escape the Ann less palm. It is better to let the fat man wait on you first! "

Let's go, put out two big fat hands to tear Zeng Xiaojin's clothes.

"Stop it!" The pink skull kicked the fat man's hand. "Do you know who he is? Do you dare to provoke? "

"The woman who cares who she is is now in our hands!" The fat man touched the kicked hand and said unconvinced.

"She is a cold aunt! Who dares not to sell the face of the cold family? You're not afraid that he'll come after you. I'm still afraid! " Powder skeleton big scold a way.

"Cold yi brahman! ? "The fat man was so scared that he quickly hid two big and fat hands behind his back and asked Pink Skeleton with great concern:" So, Sister Pink, do you still take this business? "

"If you are not really poor, who will bear the risk?" Pink Skull warned her two men and the driver, "Then we'll send someone, take the balance and leave without leaving a trace." When it gets cold, it will be settled. You're looking for Kim Shao Shao, too. It's none of our business! "

Fat man quickly nodded, "yes! Yes! Who let a cold woman offend An Shaohe? Let them calculate their own accounts, which has nothing to do with us! "

Thin man is smarter, "it is no wonder that powder elder sister to take the title of the elder brother of the leopard, take this single business. Brother Bao has been on the run for many years Who knows where he is now? Even if you want to check this matter, you can't find a fart. "

Pink skull looked at his two beloved men and nodded with satisfaction. "Yes, anyway, the buyer paid people. Who made it for him? How can he care? "

How can two men miss such a good chance to kiss up? This time in the car, not only praised their boss in heaven and earth, but also exaggerated their boss's wisdom in front of the powder skeleton. This nonsense is much better than telling stories!

The car sped for about an hour and drove into a broken house in the suburbs. An Mingdong, who had been waiting for a long time, was very happy when he saw Zeng Xiaojin being taken away.

"No tail?" No matter how stupid An Mingdong is, he also knows that it is very troublesome and difficult to arrest people from his cousin, so he specifically asked.

"Don't worry, let's do things in secret!" Thin hand a face of please with a smile.

An Mingdong nodded and settled the balance happily. Then the sack containing Zeng Xiaojin was carried into the broken house. An Mingdong's people did a little work in this house and made room in the middle. An Mingle's men threw Zeng Xiaojin to the ground with one hand!

Bang, just like a dead pig's, there is no pity at all.

What does this bastard An Mingdong want? Of course, there is nothing good. He has decided to sell Zeng Xiaojin to overseas underground entertainment places to serve men. He wants Zeng Xiaojin to live his life as if he were dead!

Of course, before that, he must have a taste. He hasn't seen any woman spoiled by cold for so many years! This Zeng Xiaojin can actually hit Leng Yifan's heart, and there must be something extraordinary!

Opening the sack and seeing Zeng Xiaojin still awake, An Mingdong immediately ordered: "Pour cold water!"

An Mingdong's men went out to look for a circle before they hurried back to report: "Young Master, there is no one around here, there is no water!" "

"There is no water now?" An Shao Shao's sudden snatch is a slap in the face, which makes his hand scream with pain.

An Shao wants to possess a woman who is cold and Brahma. He does not want to be destroyed by himself in ignorance. He wants her to wake up and be afraid from this moment on. He wanted her to kneel at his feet and beg his pity. She wants her to be dead all her life!

"Yes, titicaca, titicaca ..." Zeng Xiaojin coughed a few times and woke up leisurely.

Ann felt less awake at the right time, just to his liking! However, he can't see any fear and trembling from Zeng Xiaojin at all. What he hates most is ridicule and disdain. This, this is impossible! ?

"Zeng Xiaojin, you are dead today!" An Mingdong tried to make him look aggressive.

"I said which turtle grandson invited me to tea! So Ann is less than you? " Zeng Xiaojin, who was tied by the May 8th Congress, could only lie on her side and could not move, but she still made fun of An Mingdong with a clear conscience. "Hope that you are well! Do you like the hello.kitty I gave you last time? What kind of suit do you want this time? Oh, come on, an animal like you has no face to wear anything! "

"You! Do you know who I am? " Ann looked at Zeng Xiaojin doubtfully. He wore a mask today just to keep Zeng Xiaojin and Leng Shaoshao, who later knew about it, from knowing that he did it, because he knew this cousin's temper too well!

Even if Leng Fanyi finally doesn't want this woman who has been used by other men, she will still find someone to abolish him! He just wanted to punish Zeng Xiaojin and didn't want to get into such a big trouble!

"Ann less, you are really a beast. Animals have no brains. Although they wear masks, their voices have not changed at all, and their hairstyles, watches and shoes have not changed. " Zeng Xiaojin sneered.

"Shit!" AnMingDong angrily took off his mask, "but you know that didn't also the way, anyway, you didn't have a chance to tell LengYi brahman! You'll never see him again in your life! Because I want to sell you to that place! "

"Oh, really? Can you be so sure? I don't think you have many people! " Zeng Xiaojin craned his neck and looked around, then showed a disdainful expression.

Look at her posture. Where does it look like she was kidnapped? It's like being invited to have tea and chat!

"Who said I didn't bring many people? I can take many people! " Ann said as she counted less, "There are three people in the room, and two others are on sentry duty outside-"

Suddenly he stopped! Damn, I was fooled by Zeng Xiaojin again.

"Ha ha ha ....." Zeng Xiaojin laughed aloud!

"What are you laughing at?" An Mingdong shouted angrily, "Don't laugh!"

"An Shaoshao doesn't want to know what I'm laughing at?" Zeng Xiaojin's sarcastic attitude completely angered An Mingdong! He cursed: "What the fuck are you laughing at? Don't you just laugh at me for being stupid? "

Zeng Xiaojin immediately said, "An Shaoshao, when were you so smart that you guessed this!"

An Mingdong was so angry that his face was black. Zeng Xiaojin's words were not finished yet. "Yes, I just laughed at your stupidity. No one is more stupid than you! You know that I am a cold and ordinary woman and dare to arrest me ... should I praise you for being brave and fat, or praise you for being small? "

After that, Zeng Xiaojin also showed a tangled expression, as if he had encountered a century problem.

"You! You shut up! Shut up! " An Mingdong flew into a rage!

"I heard that people who Fan Yi doesn't like can't live in this world." Zeng Xiaojin said slowly: "I advise An Shaoshao not to test this sentence with his own life!"

Zeng Xiaojin's words had an effect, and An Mingdong was really entangled. Cold Fan Yi is not only a symbol of money and status, but also a synonym for terror. Because his means of attacking his opponent is too cruel and biting, even if he doesn't die, his opponent has only half a life, either lying in a hospital or hiding in a mental hospital for the rest of his life!

Moreover, Leng Yifan is also quite cruel to his relatives, so he has no respect at all!

An Mingdong was a little scared in his heart, but the thought of Zeng Xiaojin making a fool of himself in public made him a joke of the whole society, and now he is afraid to go out, so he won't fight!

He immediately jumped up, "bitch, you shut up! Who do you think you are? Will Fan Yi betray me for you? He-"

"Then why are you wearing a mask?" Zeng Xiaojin immediately interrupted him. "If you are not afraid, why do you want to wear a mask? Don't you hate me? Why dare not let me see your face? "

AnMingDong leng for a long time, to react. Alas! This IQ, don't kidnap like others!

I heard An Mingdong say loudly, "Didn't I show it to you now? What kind of person is my cousin, can I not know? Don't take him out to scare people! Do you think he really cares about you? Just playing with you! Besides, you will be sold soon and you will never see him again! He will never know about it! "

An Mingdong thought that his words could play a role, but he saw Zeng Xiaojin gee and shook his head. "So Yi Fan is such a loser in your eyes? You can't even find out who touched his woman, and you can't even fight back when his woman is hurt. If he is really so useless, then the position of President Leng should be replaced by you! "

An Ming was furious: "Don't say things that don't exist! Today, I want to kill you! "

"Do you really want to good? No regrets? " Zeng Xiaojin coldly glanced at An Mingdong who forced her, and she didn't have the patience to spend it with him. This was the last time she warned him!

"I regret you, big head ghost!" An Mingdong bared his teeth and rushed over. In his view, Zeng Xiaojin is just a woman, and his hands are bound. How can there be an attack? Just a lamb to be slaughtered!

"I asked for it!" Zeng Xiaojin snorted with anger. Before An Mingdong's dirty hands touched the edge of her clothes, her legs spun and she jumped up from the ground.

An Mingdong suddenly blindsided! This, this, this is the legendary Chinese magic! He thinks that Zeng Xiaojin only knows flirting and gestures, and he is just a pampered gentleman. Unexpectedly, her kung fu is so good!

At this moment, suddenly it was dark at the moment, and a sole came at him. An Mingdong instinctively wanted to get out of the way. But it is too late! Zeng Xiaojin's sole has been patted on his face, leaving a heavy impression.

An Mingdong's face immediately changed shape, and then the whole person flew!

"master! Are you all right, young master? " AnMingDong men hurriedly lifted him up. AnMingDong one hand on the face, the other hand gave each of them a big slap, "are you all dead? See this young master being bullied, you don't know to protect it ... "

Zeng Xiaojin stood in the middle of the room and looked at An Mingdong with great interest. Well, what should she say? Her sense of existence is still too low, otherwise how come An Shaoshao didn't expect her to be in the house until now?

Finally, An Mingdong's eyes glanced at her! He cursed his men angrily. "What are you still doing? Don't kill her! ? "