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Aquarius

Capricorn-Aquarius: The border of mystery and fantasy

1/17-1/22

Zodiac sign position: Approximately 26 degrees of Capricorn - 3 degrees of Aquarius

Season: Midwinter

Elements: Earth, Wind

Ruling planets: Saturn, Uranus

Symbols: goat, water waiter

Ways of understanding things: senses, thinking

This week of Capricorn and Aquarius is equivalent to about 70 years of human age. Although the days are gradually lengthening at this time, the northern hemisphere is still very cold. Not to mention the severe cold at night. If you want to avoid the cold, you can't do it without hiding indoors.

Capricorn and Aquarius can be said to represent mystery and fantasy. In terms of human life, at the age of 70, one has begun to be more or less mentally prepared for the deadline. At this age, grandparents must start to make some arrangements for the rest of their lives so that they can spend their old age comfortably and without waste. At this time, although their external pace has slowed down greatly, their inner life has relatively accelerated the pace, which includes mind, emotion, spiritual life, etc. They are immersed in the realm of imagination, fantasy and dreams, and sometimes even feel and act like children. These seven days in Capricorn and Aquarius symbolize the pragmatic and conservative nature of Capricorn, which collides with the unpredictable and subversive impulse of Aquarius.

Even the most conservative and stable Capricorn-Aquarius still likes to daydream. For them, some trivial matters every day may become a springboard for daydreams, leading them into a fantasy world in which they are the protagonist. But this doesn’t mean there’s something wrong with their heads! In fact, it's just the opposite. For them, staying connected to their fantasy world is the only way to achieve mental health!

Capricorn and Aquarius love to tell jokes and pranks. It’s important for their partners, friends and family to understand that if they want to keep them happy, they must accept and understand this “need.” But to be honest, it is not easy to keep up with Capricorn and Aquarius emotionally. They may be dealing with life's serious issues seriously at one moment, and laugh their heads off at the next. Having said that, they are actually very demanding and hope that all family members can perfectly complete what they should do and their obligations.

Capricorn-Aquarius people respect only those with whom they can fairly share the responsibilities and duties of daily life. When looking for a partner, they usually choose someone who is hard-working and trustworthy, rather than someone who is good-looking or smart. However, outside of marriage and lovers, the impulsive Capricorn-Aquarius is still deeply fascinated by the extroverted, energetic, or more reserved but passionate opposite sex. People born in this mysterious and fantasy week usually have high sexual abilities and great "sexual interest". Once they have an affair, although they will all feel a certain degree of guilt, it also adds a little spice to their inappropriate behavior. Although Capricorn and Aquarius don't think their brief indulgence is a big deal, their partners may not be so open-minded, and it may become a lingering nightmare. However, Capricorn-Aquarius people show an immature attitude towards their affairs or other derailments, like Peter Pan, a child who refuses to grow up.

The most obvious characteristic of Capricorn and Aquarius is their high energy. People born in this week sometimes fail to mature or even age normally. They may exhaust their energy in an indulgent and hedonistic lifestyle, or they may ruin themselves into a human shape because they do not pay attention to health. Their recklessness and carelessness may not only harm their health, but may also cause psychological problems. But if they are lucky enough to have a lot of stable support, whether it is family, friends or partners, then they can have it all and develop their own multi-faceted characteristics. And if they live very lonely, they may develop extremely strong mental strength, because they have to get along with the most difficult and difficult to understand people for many years, and that person is themselves.

Advantages: Lively, pleasant, cheerful

Disadvantages: Life is messy, elusive, and irritable

It is recommended to find a way to vent your creativity. Tell us more about your views. Try not to pay attention to criticism from ignorant or uninformed people. Don't lose your temper. What you should do is find someone who understands and appreciates you.

Couples: Pisces Aries, Aries I, Aries III, Taurus I, Cancer I, Cancer Leo, Virgo I, Scorpio III, Scorpio Sagittarius, Capricorn II, Aquarius III

Couple: Aries II, Taurus Gemini, Gemini III, Leo I, Pisces III

Friends: Taurus III, Gemini II, Cancer III, Virgo Libra, Libra II, Scorpio I, Sagittarius I, Capricorn 1, Aquarius 2, Pisces 1

Family: Leo Virgo, Virgo 3, Aquarius 1, Aquarius Pisces, Pisces 2

Colleagues: Aries Taurus, Gemini 1, Gemini Cancer, Cancer 2, Leo 3, Virgo 2, Sagittarius 3, Sagittarius Capricorn, Capricorn Aquarius