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The dog said to the kitten, guess how many sweets I have in my pocket?

The dog said to the kitten, guess how many sweets I have in my pocket? ? The kitten said, you guessed it. Can you give it to me? The dog nodded: well, I guess I'll give it to you two! ? The kitten swallowed and said, I guess five dollars! Then, the dog smiled and put the candy in the kitten's hand, saying, I still owe you three dollars. Stop. This is not a joke with low IQ, but because I love you and I allow you a little greed. ? The cat ate these two pieces of candy with a lot of sleeping pills excitedly and fainted. Then I was fucked by a dog. The next day, the puppy took three pieces of candy, handed it to the kitten and said, here, I owe you three pieces of candy. Kitten: No, sugar.

My ass hurts after eating too much. The dog said no, and the kitten ate the candy happily. On the third day, the kitten said to the puppy, the ass doesn't hurt, but the teeth hurt.