Ask for some cold jokes about Xiaohong.

After watching Dae Jang Geum on Sunday, Xiaohong went to have her hair done. When she returned to school, she found that everyone was paying attention to her. They said, "Xiaohong, your head is like a kite!" " "Little red heard these words, very sad. She ran on the playground crying. She flew ~ Xiaohong has three sisters, the eldest is Xiaoying and the second is Xiao Lv. What is Xiaohong's father's last name? The answer is: well, because the little red stone had a fight with the rice cake, it kicked the rice cake into the sea as soon as it got angry. ...

Tell a story. Once upon a time, there was a pair of lovers who privately decided to spend their lives, but Xiaoming, a boy, needed military service, so he made an oath with Xiaohong, a girl, and gave her a diamond finger, and agreed to meet Xiaohong today three years later. At that time, the ring will be used as a wedding ring. Three years later, Xiaohong has been waiting for Xiaoming, but she can't. She was so sad and desperate. She threw the diamond ring into the sea and left home. Xiao Ming has been waiting for Xiao Hong, but Xiao Hong misunderstood the appointment place and became an eternal regret. Xiaoming was heartbroken ... A few years later, he went fishing. Guess what he caught? Rice cake! ! ! Mom: "Get up quickly! The rooster has crowed several times! "

Xiao Hong said, "What does a cock crow have to do with me? I am not a hen! " Father said to Xiaohong, "I won't go to school today. Last night ... your mother gave birth to two brothers for you. Just tell the teacher. "

Xiaohong replied: "Dad, I only said that I gave birth to one; The other one, I want to save it for next week when I don't want to go to school.