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What's the name of Lin's sister Yi Kai?

Others call him Lin, master Kobayashi, son Kobayashi, classmate Kobayashi or brother Kobayashi, but Ma Qunyao doesn't call him that.

His name is Lin, and he is teacher Xiao Lin.

"Teacher Kobayashi, do you want to go to my house to eat today?"

"Xiao Lin teacher, what did you teach Xiao Mingzhou today? I'm curious ... "

"Xiao Lin teacher, I heard that Beiping's bean juice is very famous. When will you take me to dinner ... "

"Xiao Lin teacher ..."

Angry! Go to hell! Yes!

On the seventh day when Lin went to Mafu to tutor Xiao Mingzhou, it happened to be Xiao Mingzhou's sixth birthday. Ma Qunyao insisted that Lin eat at his house.

XiaoMingZhou sitting in a chair, shaking chubby legs, pouting at the enthusiastic brother-in-law, holding chubby little arms. "Brother Kobayashi, or you will stay."

Lin glared at Ma Qunyao. Ma Qunyao was not frightened, but laughed heartily and followed Xiao Mingzhou's words: "Look, look, the birthday boy spoke. Is it inappropriate to stay? " ! "

Lin looked at the slowly falling sunset and looked at Xiao Mingzhou's expectant eyes, so he had to take a long breath. "Okay ... but I haven't ..."

"Never mind, I have asked Aunt Ming to call your home." Ma Qunyao clapped his hands happily, as if all this was in his expectation.

Lin cocked his head, how could he have a feeling of falling into the pit?

To tell the truth, Lin has few friends since he was a child, probably because of his strange habits. The only friend closest to his age may be Xu Xiaowei. Sister is a very kind person and a most trusted student of Professor Chen. Sister Xu Xiaowei also published some ideas about education in the new era in the school magazine, which was recognized by many people.

This is Lin's first time to have dinner at a friend's house. It is not accurate to say that he is a friend. Lin looked at Ma Qunyao, who was busy in the restaurant, and happily sang a little song, like a southern song that Lin had never heard before.

Ma Qunyao's family is big and imposing, and looks like a military family.

Xiao Mingzhou sat down beside Lin with a popsicle and looked into Lin's eyes: "Brother Kobayashi, don't you like my brother-in-law?"

Huh? Lin frowned and looked at Xiao Mingzhou: "Why do you ask this?"

"You look at my brother-in-law's eyes." Xiao Mingzhou licked the air-conditioning popsicle with his tongue, and the coolness spread all over his body. Xiao Mingzhou shivered gently.

"Well ... maybe it's because your brother-in-law is so annoying." Lin raised my hand and rubbed Xiao Mingzhou's sparse hair, and slowly bent his eyes with a smile.

"I agree with that." Xiao Mingzhou sank his ass completely into the sofa, pulled himself out and whispered near Lin, "I think my brother-in-law is very strange recently ..."

Lin also leaned back and lowered his voice: "How strange?"

It's really weird. Not only does it always appear around Lin, but it always makes Lin blush and heartbeat. He thinks he is ill.

"My brother-in-law had never been so active before he met Kobayashi's brother. My father thought he was dating someone at school. " Xiao Mingzhou's popsicle and air conditioner floated in front of Lin, and he inadvertently got a cold war.

This sentence is really contradictory. Why did Ma Qunyao become extremely active after knowing him?

"So ... your brother-in-law really has no object?" Lin didn't know why he asked this question, as if he was anxious to know the answer to it.

"No ..." Xiao Mingzhou blew a long tune.

Lin seemed relieved, and his nervous body relaxed before hearing the answer. It is strange that Ma Qunyao has anything to do with Lin.

To tell the truth, I didn't often see Master Ma and Mrs Ma in the past few days when I was tutoring Xiao Mingzhou at Ma Qunyao's home in Lin, but I occasionally met Ma Qunyao's second brother Ma Qunguang. It is said that Xiao Mingzhou's mother died during childbirth.

Today, at Xiao Mingzhou's sixth birthday party, the Ma family got together and listened to Xiao Mingzhou's casual reading.

Probably because of the precedent of divorce between Shu Fei Wenxiu and Pu Yi, Ma Qunxing, the eldest sister, divorced her husband freely.

Although he had never met before, Lin learned a lot about their Ma family from Xiao Mingzhou.

Horses are naturally delicate. Ma Qunyao's family is really a military family. All three children are tall, and the top one is the best in the crowd.

Ma Qunyao's father looks dignified. When Lin first met his father, he was frightened by his aura, just like an ancient emperor.

Ma Mu Pei Junxian is dressed in high-grade silks and satins. She looks like a lady in the old Shanghai ladies circle, full of extravagance.

Everyone sat down at the table. Lin wanted to sit at the end of the long table, but Ma Qunyao dragged him to the side, and he pushed Lin to the position next to Ma Qunyao.

"Qunyao, won't you introduce your new friends?" Ma Qunguang wiped her hands with a handkerchief, looked up at the seated Lin and asked Ma Qunyao.

"Oh, this is Lin. We are from the same school. We are both in Fu Jen Catholic University." Ma Qunyao was talking, but his eyes drifted to the forest, and the dimples in his mouth were raised.

"Lin ..." The horse's eyes rested on Lin. In fact, his eyes are not very sharp, but Lin still burps.

So embarrassing.

"Is it the son of Lin Zhiyi of Beiping Bank?" Ma Fu thought in his mind and looked at Lin with his hands crossed.

Lin waited for a while and nodded, agreeing. What happened to this family? Not only did Ma Qunyao know about him, but now even his father knows about his own father, and he also knows that his family is in banking business.

However, Lin has thought a lot about this. Only Ma Qunyao is most interested in Lin, and this is just a coincidence. Ma's father knows Lin's father.

It was quiet after the birthday party. Lin Yikai frequently looked at Zhou Xiaoming sitting quietly in his position. Isn't it the most important thing for such a young child to look forward to his birthday? In such a quiet dining atmosphere, he really can't see the feeling of celebrating Zhou Xiaoming's birthday for one and a half weeks.

"I'm going to see Lin off and I'll be back soon." After dinner, Ma Qunyao put on his coat and scarf and walked out of the house with Lin.

Lin paused for a question. When he got out of the horse house, he threw his head at Ma Qunyao: "Isn't Xiaoming Zhou's birthday?" Why got so quiet. Also, isn't Xiao Mingzhou looking forward to his birthday present? And ... "

Ma Qunyao got on the bicycle seat and looked at Lin with spoiled eyes: "So many questions, which one should I answer you first?"

"I ..." Before Lin could speak, a picture flashed through his mind.

It was an era he had seen before. This time, a man named Qun Yao grinned and cocked his head and said to the man like Lin, "You have asked so many questions, which one should I answer first?"

Yes, which one should I answer first?

There are few stars in the night sky in Beijing in winter, but the bright moon illuminates the whole night sky. Ma Qunyao smiled gently in the moonlight. Those two beautiful dimples seem to have a kind of magic. When Lin gently recited the spell, it seemed to be sucked in.

"Well, I'll answer you one by one." Ma Qunyao patted the "seat" in front of him. Lin took two steps and sat up gently.

Ma Qunyao pedaled slowly with his feet, and a cold winter wind blew towards them.

"Maybe it's because our family is a military family. When I was a child, like Xiaoming Zhou, my birthday was like this every year. As you can see, my dad is fine. He made great contributions to War of Resistance against Japanese Aggression's neutrality, and two steps rose to his present position. My second brother, like my father, has a little traditional thinking of the old soldiers. To put it mildly, he is a bit stubborn. My mother and my sister may be more reasonable in our family. My mother is a traditional Shanghai woman. She has a good family education and her thoughts are much better than my father's. My elder sister used to study philosophy, but after divorcing my DaJieFu, she joined the army, that is, the air force ... My elder sister is also very competitive, but she is still very reasonable, easy to talk to and free and easy, otherwise she wouldn't have divorced my DaJieFu ... "

Along the way, Ma Qunyao told Lin many stories about his family.

"Then why don't you join the army?" Ma Qunyao sent Lin to his door. Lin jumped off his bike and looked up and asked Ma Qunyao.

Since the family are all soldiers, why didn't Ma Qunyao join the army?

"Me?" Ma Qunyao stood on the escalator and put on his arm. "Actually, I haven't thought about it ... it's not that I can't join the army, but my mother is a little lonely at home."

Lin also nodded. The whole family are soldiers, women and children are at home, but they are still in fear.

"But ... if you want me to join the army, I can think about it." Ma Qunyao took two steps closer to Lin, and a black shadow came along.

"Why did you ask my advice when you joined the army?" Joke: Lin slightly bent his eyes and looked at Ma Qunyao.

"Your opinion is very important." Ma Qunyao's words increased the tone, which made Lin a little dumbfounded, and his face burned like a fire in the night.

"Strange." Lin lost two sentences and was about to go home when Ma Qunyao grabbed his wrist.

Lin looked back at him. His body was dyed the color of moonlight, very gentle.

"Don't date others tomorrow night. I'll take you to eat roast duck. "

"Are you going to invite a Beiping person to eat roast duck?" Lin Yikai giggled and died laughing. Only Ma Qunyao can tell such jokes.

"What's the matter? Right? Just invite you to dinner. " Ma Qunyao smiled and looked at Lin with his eyes bent, and the mole under the corner of his eye was beating happily with his cheekbones.

"Not during the day? Why at night? "

"Tomorrow is Christmas Eve."

"Why celebrate the festivals of westerners?"

"You really have a lot of questions ... invite you to dinner, will you go?" Ma Qunyao frowned and waved gently.

"Why didn't anyone invite you to dinner ..."

When Lin promised, he suddenly realized why he promised. ...

"You actually made friends?" As soon as Lin got home, her sister Lin Yiman poked her head out of the living room with a strange face.

Lin, who has little contact with people, actually made a friend, and that friend sent him home. Lin Yiman witnessed the conversation between Lin and Ma Qunyao completely at the door of the living room window.

Lin was startled by Lin Yiman's sudden voice and patted his chest: "It scared me to death ..."

"Why don't you take your friends home and let us get to know each other?" Lin Yiman narrowed his eyes and looked at Lin's reaction carefully.

"Just classmates, what's to introduce ..." Lin said, and stepped up the stairs.

"Students at the same school can also stay at home for dinner ..." Lin Yiman's tone was somewhat playful, and he looked at Lin thoughtfully.

"Elder sister, I'm just teaching his nephew." Lin stood on the steps, looked at Lin Yiman, spread out his hands and said seriously.

"Just kidding ..." Lin Yiman crossed his arms. "I'm just happy to see you making friends."

I'm glad to have made friends.

It's really good to know Ma Qunyao, a nuisance.

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I thought this chapter was written for the New Year, but ... I ate it at Ma Qunyao's house for a long time, hahahaha.

Yes, Christmas Eve, Christmas Day and New Year's Eve. Tell me, when is the relationship better? ...

Besides, Ma Qunyao is really going to join the army. ...