Bad wedding wishes

1, like your cot. Youth is ridiculous. What I did was you.

2. After the wedding night, the bride struggled to hold the wall out and scolded: "liar, before getting married, he said that he had savings for more than 30 years, and I thought it was money! ! The golden age of a man is the age when he can get an erection without stimulation and thought!

Once upon a time, there was a man named Ding Ding, who was short and went to learn Latin dance!

Shall we play games? I said let me do it, but you said yes.

It is the trend that couples show great love now. Now there are so many pornographic jokes on the Internet that sometimes people blush. Have you seen these dirty jokes? If not, there won't be so much fuck you!

6. One day, everyone got together to chat and talked about their interests. One person said, "I like cleanliness." Suddenly, I said, "Who is clean?" Another man said, "Who is it?" .

7. I stole roses and copied love letters, but I think it's true to fuck you!

8. I am willing to be a cow, a horse and a sheep for you. Not much, just give me grass!

9. You'd better have sex in rainy days. The spring breeze is ten miles, so I might as well sleep with you!

10, the teacher said, "Students, don't fall in love early. What you say now will be someone else's wife in the future. " As soon as I listen to it, I am excited to think about other people's wives!