The experience of opening a house with a netizen for the first time

What kind of feeling is it, just like stepping into the marriage hall with the object you like and being told that you are your long-lost brother; Just like being naked at a relative's wedding; It's like bragging to the classmate behind you before the examination room that you cheated foolproof this time, only to find that the classmate is actually the invigilator. ...

You have no idea how I feel now! Root! Ben. Don't! Yes!

I still remember when I was a freshman, I was completely free from my parents' control.

Before I went to college, I had the best mobile phone or an old Nokia computer. I could only send text messages and make phone calls. I have never been in love, nor have I been online, because my parents are afraid that I will go bad. If I want to work hard for the college entrance examination, I just need to be monitored!

After the college entrance examination, I finally got my first mobile phone with Internet access. I was fascinated by the world I had never touched before and started using WeChat for the first time (please forgive me for being a terrapin, hhhhhh).

I have learned to surf the Internet since I got a new mobile phone. Wechat has the function of searching for people nearby, which is super interesting. I feel that I have talked to the security uncle downstairs! Chatted with the little brother who delivered the takeaway! I can also chat with all kinds of interesting boys! However, these are all fleeting, and I don't have much impression. After talking for a few days, I disappeared! I only talked to one boy, and it hit it off quite well! !

Just call him a. He is a good friend who I added at home during the summer vacation after graduating from high school. Like me, I graduated from senior three, a local, and studied at a local university. My grades and looks are not bad.

This kind of thing, fate, is really wonderful. Probably met the right person at the right time!

We chat every day, and all kinds of topics are speculative. We always talk late to say goodbye. Finally, one night not long after, he ... confessed to me!

Although we have never met, we basically know each other's situation, and I also know that I love Jia deeply, so I agreed without thinking!

After confirming the relationship with him, the scale of chatting has even exceeded the lower limit (whether every couple is like this when they first associate), and even mixed with yellow jokes, making no secret. Now that I think about it, I wish I could slap myself to death! !

Finally ushered in our first meeting! Right? I haven't met him yet.

I didn't expect that I have experienced online dating, and I agreed before I met! I just came home from a holiday recently, and I just want to meet you. I can't believe the human tragedy is about to be staged!

A smiled and said, "shall we meet during the day or at night?" I said, "I told my parents to go home the next day and we could meet the day before!" " "

A: "I'll book a hotel for you first, and then put your things in your room to have a rest when we arrive, and then …" I: "I hate it, I won't talk to you!"

When I set foot on the land of Guangzhou, I went to the barber shop for a beautiful hairstyle, then put on lipstick and makeup. I can't wait to see my boyfriend!

When I arrived at the door of the hotel room, I found the door left unlocked and not closed. I gently knocked on the door, and then went in with a shy face! ! !

then ...

Lie down! Slot! ? ! ? ? Mom and dad? Dad ... mom ... why are you here! !

Mother turned off the TV calmly, and then she said to me very gently, "Well, there you are."

My mind was blank at that time! ! ! ! "Yes ... Yes ..." Then my parents instantly felt as if the Buddha was coming to Purdue, and their sounds were like Buddhist sounds, lingering over my head. "XX, you see how terrible the Internet is. Fortunately, I met your parents this time. If I meet a bad guy, your kidney will be gone. I've told you many times, I'm not aware of prevention. I lied to you a little ................ "

For the next three hours, I cried and accepted my parents' ideological and political lessons in the hotel, and then the three of them packed up and left the hotel!

Oh, my God, who was spared by God?

In order to give me a precaution, my parents actually staged a living real case! !

At the thought of midnight, my parents would lie in bed and chat with me. They will also post friends from time to time, and even post the dynamics of friends who have dinner with roommates! ! ! Where did you get your roommate? ! ! Also persisted for four months!

It's really hard for them! ! !

The experience of opening a house for the first time was really exciting and unforgettable. I don't think I will love again.