Have you met any interesting people or things in your life?

Aunt's daughter is six years old, a little silly and cute, super cute!

Aunt and her family opened a light food restaurant near the university town, which is very popular now and is loved by many girls.

Then I don't know why, there is always a little black dog coming to the door of the store to ask for food.

My aunt's daughter was a little afraid of dogs, so she asked my aunt if she could drive it away.

My aunt looked at the dog and felt sorry for it, but she didn't know how to persuade her daughter to let the dog stay here to eat.

My aunt thought for a moment, remembering that my family also came to stray dogs when I was a child. Her mother told her that "pigs come poor and dogs come rich."

Aunt told this sentence to her daughter. She blinked and asked what my aunt meant. My aunt said that it means that if dogs come to our house, it means that our family will be rich, and if pigs come to our house, it means that our family may be poor.

As a result, the little girl rolled her eyes and pointed to her uncle who was sitting next to the glory of the king eating snacks, saying, Don't we have pigs at home? No wonder you are so poor! Eat my snacks! haha

Have you met any interesting people or things in your life?

In junior high school, there was a classmate in our class named Dog Egg. Although the dog didn't do well in the exam, he spoke with wisdom. The teacher who teaches us history is Mediterranean, and he especially likes telling serious jokes in class. But we are not allowed to laugh, and whoever laughs will be punished for copying books. Once I couldn't help laughing. I copied two exercise books and was fined, almost cramping.

One day, I had a history class. The history teacher told another joke solemnly. It is estimated that this joke hit the punch line of the dog egg, and the dog egg couldn't help laughing. The history teacher couldn't help laughing when he saw the dog egg, and changed his old attitude. He didn't let the dog egg copy the book, but let the dog egg describe him in four words. The dog egg thought for a few seconds and replied, "Minister of the Central Committee!" " At this time, the whole class (ˇ ~) gave a loud laugh and laughed at the clever flattery of the dog egg. The history teacher seemed satisfied with the dog's answer and didn't embarrass him. When class was over, we gathered together and asked the dog egg, "Why are you so timid?"? This is not your style! " "Then the dog egg explained," I mean, his hair doesn't grow in the middle … "A few days later, someone in the class secretly tipped him off and told the history teacher … I still remember the eyes of the history teacher when he came into the classroom to see the dog egg. Later, the history of the senior high school entrance examination, the dog egg got the highest score in the whole school.

I understand that this joke has two meanings, one is humor, and the other is absurdity. People with humor are of course good. At that time, I was more willing to share absurd things, especially the unfair treatment in the workplace and the wonderful leaders I met. We signed a contract to rest for 8 days every month. You can rest more if you don't work overtime on legal holidays. Since last year, every month has suddenly become six days off, inexplicably two days less, and we don't say anything. Today is a day off even if it is a legal holiday. That is to say, taking 1 month as an example, for a person who doesn't work overtime in June 65438+ 10/0, 1 8 was a 9-day off before, and 18 became a 7-day off./kloc This situation is getting worse every year.

I get angry at the thought of that colleague!

Bring a lot of delicious food to work every day, and talk while eating. I have gained weight again. Why can't I lose weight? Hey!

Look at me, I also said, you see how good you are, you have been so thin, and you are not worried about gaining weight.

I am unhappy to say that I want to get fat. I'm not fat. Why don't we change?

How can she change? You can't eat meat!

I'm very persuasive. You can't give me meat. You can give me delicious food. If I give it to you, it will help you lose weight!

She smiled and said, no!

It makes me angry. These days, good people are really hard to be! …………

There must be this,

Go and see Tik Tok or something. How many people are on it every day? They publish their works just to make you happy.

Because Tik Tok can bring happiness to people,

People will find him interesting, so most young people like to watch things like Tik Tok now.

In fact, there is no shortage of beauty in life. What is lacking is a pair of eyes that discover beauty.

This happened in my home, that is, there was a holiday.

Our family gathered around to eat peanuts and melon seeds or something. Suddenly the power went out,

No big deal. Then I heard a scream from my sister.

Ask her what's the matter, saying that peanuts are stuffed in her nostrils, and I can't get them out.

I went to the hospital to take the peanuts out.

Afterwards, I specifically asked my sister why you put peanuts in your nose.

Who knows, she said it was too dark, so I stuffed it in without seeing it clearly. . .

Then I just sat there laughing.

Another time, I went to eat rice noodles. There is a little brother who looks 3 years old sitting on the table opposite me.

He and I started eating rice noodles almost at the same time. . .

But when I was eating delicious food, I looked up at her.

His rice noodles came out of his nostrils, and then he blew hard, and the rice noodles went back.

What do I think? I have hardly eaten rice noodles since then.

Anything interesting in life can be shared in the comments section below.

Answer: I have never hated people who talk nonsense. Unscrupulous people like to be funny, call names and hooligans.

I just went to squat While playing with your mobile phone, you are fascinated! When I wiped my ass, I found that the paper towel I bought today tasted quite special! I just want to smell it carefully before I get it to my nose! I can smell it and find that it tastes wrong! Take a good look! Lie in the trough! Isn't this the one I just wiped my ass?

Once I took a train. It was one of those green leather trains. When the train braked, I saw a beautiful woman coming towards me at a normal speed. I asked her to make a decision and push her chest with both hands. You wanted to hug me then. Don't even think about it I can't take advantage of you here for 20 years, but now tragedy has happened. It's been 30 years this year, and 10 has passed. I am still single.

I have never met anyone funny in my life. Do Degang Guo and Zhao Benshan count?

I just saw it. I would certainly do the same in this situation.