A joke about learning

The embarrassment of roll call in class

When I was a sophomore in law class, our law teacher had a hobby-he liked to ask questions, and he had to repeat them loudly before asking them. Once when he was teaching the general principles of civil law, suddenly the teacher raised his voice and began to ask questions. All the students stared at the teacher in fear for fear of being shouted. Because the teacher asked questions instead of roll call, he looked at the roll call and asked questions, so no one had to bow their heads.

"25th, 1 class!" The teacher ordered.

There was silence (Zhang San was in a daze) ...

"25th-zhang SAN! Are you here? " The teacher repeated, swish! The whole classroom looked at Zhang San.

"Didn't come!" Zhang San shouted. The whole class was stunned! But I soon began to admire Zhang San's courage.

"Why didn't you come?" The teacher asked again.

"He is ill!" Zhang San had no choice but to lie, and the whole class burst into laughter.

"Are you from his dormitory?" The teacher was also confused by the inexplicable laughter.

"yes." Faced with the teacher's questioning, Zhang San turned green.

"What a pity! Go back and tell him to come to my office this afternoon! " The class laughed again.

"ah? ! All right. " Zhang San's scalp began to tingle. Who can I be scolded for this afternoon? It's just Li Si, alas, I have to treat that boy again.

Zhang San was glad to avoid a question when the teacher added, "Why don't you answer this question for him?"

"ah! ? "Zhang San barely stood up, and it is conceivable that someone in the classroom has hurt his stomach with laughter.

"Teacher, can you repeat the question you asked?"

"ah! ! I have repeated this question three times. How do you go to class? "

"Sorry, I didn't catch that!" Zhang San already has sweat on his forehead.

"Well, I repeat ..."

"I, report the teacher, I will not answer this question." Zhang San thought that he was going to die anyway, so why die so cowardly? So he got up with confidence.

"Well, come to my office with Zhang Sanyi at two o'clock in the afternoon!" All the students laughed until they spurted blood.

From then on, no one in the law class dared to say that XXX didn't come.

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