Happy and humorous sentences

Happy and humorous sentences

Happy and humorous sentences. When you are in a bad mood, you always like to read some jokes. In fact, there are many humorous sentences, which can bring happiness to people. mood, and we like to be friends with humorous people in our lives. Here are some happy and humorous sentences to share. Happy and humorous sentences 1

1. I am not cool at all, but I am very handsome.

2. I fought against fat and almost lost my life.

3. Please do not harass, I am harassing others.

4. Do you want to marry me in this life or the next?

5. There is only one road, abbreviated as a dead end.

6. Women are only divided into two types: their own and other people’s.

7. When you have money, you spend money; when you have no money, you worship God.

8. The clever monster recorded Tang Monk’s tightening curse.

9. Besides eating delicious food, is there anything better than this?

10. Don’t doubt our distance, distance cannot produce beauty.

11. Friendship is like a vase, it will break when someone messes with it.

12. The weather is so cold that it’s like a joke, and life is like nonsense.

13. When facing the test paper, I discovered that I had Bai Xuebing.

14. The forest is so big, I can’t even find a tree to hang myself from!

15. True love is like UFO, we have only heard of it, but no one has seen it.

16. Do you know what a fool looks like? Just look in the mirror and you will know.

17. There are no obstacles in this world that cannot be overcome, only obstacles that cannot be overcome.

18. No matter what I do, I believe I have a bright future.

19. There are so many people watching the excitement, but very few people can help you out.

20. Don’t think I’m so aloof, but I’ll still accept red envelopes.

21. Summer is just not good. When I was poor, I couldn’t even drink the northwest wind.

22. I am willing to be your best listener and watch you pretend from beginning to end.

23. I have walked into my life, and I am preparing for you all my life.

24. You can never wake up someone who doesn’t reply to your message, but a red envelope can.

25. If you don’t find a new partner after a breakup, it feels like being a widow to your ex.

26. Pay attention to details and start with small things, because you can’t do big things at all.

27. There are endless tears of lovesickness and red beans thrown away, and endless spring willows and spring flowers fill the painting building.

28. Each of us is a dreamer. When the dream is gone, all that is left is homesickness.

29. Forget it, if you don’t lose weight, whether you love meat or not, it won’t increase or decrease.

30. System prompt: Your love transmission to me has been suspended and the other party has refused to receive it.

31. I am a principled person. My principle only has three words, it depends on my mood.

32. After the Chinese test, I cried. After the math test, I found that I cried early.

33. This summer, I feel like I am wasting my life if I don’t go out, and I feel like I am losing my life if I go out.

34. You say you are my friend, but in fact I know that animal friends are indeed people.

35. Time is like a ditch. It will always be there if you squeeze it, but it will be gone as soon as you lie down.

36. Don’t always make excuses for your weather-beaten face. What’s beautiful is not outstanding, and what’s ugly is not unique.

37. I finally got used to my appearance, got a haircut, and changed my ugly style.

38. God, I will never call you father again. You don’t love me as your granddaughter at all.

39. You can’t have your cake and eat it too, but impatience and procrastination coexist perfectly in me.

40. If you can’t see that I like you, you can donate your eyes to people in need.

41. I am a little bird. I want to fly but I can’t fly high. Huh? It turns out there is no hair.

42. Making money is a kind of ability, spending money is a kind of skill. My ability is limited, but my skill is very high!

43. Buying a computer but not having broadband is like having all the food and wine prepared but becoming a monk before eating.

44. Sorry, due to server issues, the message you just sent was lost. Please resend it.

45. If there is someone who loves you more than me and is willing to **** you, then let her **** you and I will love you.

46. When talent cannot support ambition, you should read more. If you keep reading, ambition will disappear.

47. I am not a person who likes to fight, because I always feel that everything that can be snatched away is garbage.

48. I know why I am single. I took a look at the people around me, and no one can make me happy.

49. Some people eat desperately when they are unhappy. As long as they can still eat, there will be no obstacles in life that they cannot overcome.

50. When I walked into the examination room, I collapsed and cried when I saw the papers. I didn’t take the test on anything I memorized, and I didn’t know anything on the test.

51. Adolescent love is like spiritual opium. Whether you take it or not, there is always a group of Lin Zexu standing behind you.

52. When I was a child, I saw many words carved by lovers on the trees, and I would think, why do these people bring knives to dates?

53. Never leave, the tide rises and falls, flowers bloom and fall, everything in the world has its ups and downs, but my love for you will never fall.

54. Which is more important, the wife or the game? Of course, my wife is more important, so I only dare to play games, not my wife.

55. I am the kind of person who will never bow my head during a cold war, but as long as the other party comes to me, I can immediately kneel down and kowtow to him.

56. Wow, I’m so angry today. Someone I didn’t know asked me where I was going. I said it was none of your business, and then he kicked me out of the taxi.

57. It’s hard to go out in such a strong wind. I’m so cute. If I accidentally blow it into someone else’s arms, they won’t return it.

58. As the saying goes, you can’t overdo your skills if you have many skills. After decades of traveling alone with all the unique skills, I discovered that the most useful skill is to “think a little bit more.”

59. Because the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl have been separated, the Cowherd and his cow are getting along, so the Chinese Valentine's Day cannot be celebrated. Please tell each other!

60. The person who will marry me in the future: I don’t know who you are dating now. Don’t waste your feelings on others. Let’s get to know each other sometime!

61. Don’t always compare yourself with others. You envy others for being thin, and others envy you for having a good stomach. You envy others for being rich, and others envy that no one wants to borrow money from you.

62. The ideal love is like this: withered vines and old trees, crows, fish and shrimp for dinner, heater, mobile phone and cantaloupe, the sun sets, you are ugly, nothing is wrong, I am blind!

63. A very beautiful girl was in front of me just now. We looked at each other for a long time, and no one broke the peace. It wasn't until my hands got tired that I slowly put down the mirror.

64. If you haven’t contacted someone for a long time, don’t contact them again. They work hard and live their own lives, and there is no intersection. What should stay in the past, let it stay in the past. If we are destined, we will meet again. If there is no chance, it is better not to meet. Happy and humorous sentences 2

1. Oh my God! My clothes are slimming again.

2. I have seen so many penguins, what kind of penguins have I not seen?

3. Nonsense is the first sentence in interpersonal relationships.

4. There is an animal that looks like a human.

5. The egg-laying rooster, the fighting chicken among roosters.

6. I’m not wrong, but I’ve never been right!

7. It’s all boiled water, so why should it be filled with Youlemei?

8. I am not Baidu, so don’t ask me everything!

9. If I become the emperor, I will make you the prince!

10. I would rather be fat and exquisite than be thin and the same.

11. Give me a fulcrum and I can pry your girlfriend away.

12. It doesn’t matter if your head is empty, the key is not to get wet.

13. If my feet can’t pick up your shit, you’ll be fine!

14. If you are desperate, why should you walk? Just take the bus.

15. There is no rehearsal in life, every day is a live broadcast.

16. All living beings are hungry and thirsty. I see it in my eyes and it hurts in my balls.

17. We will know what happens tomorrow.

18. As long as you can dance well with a hoe, is there any corner that you can’t dig down?

19. If I don’t hit you, you don’t know that I am both civil and military.

20. The person burning incense may not be a monk, but a panda!

21. What era are we in, and I don’t have any sense of gangsterism at all.

22. Whoever says I am white, thin, and beautiful~ I will be good friends with him

23. There are no free pies in the sky, but there are free bricks.

24. If life is a one-way ticket, I will take it!

25. Come on, I’ll give you a piece of your favorite swan meat.

26. Either you love me or leave me. Don’t bother me.

27. Your sentimental thighs have blocked all my paths!

28. Every awesome life has an awesome youth.

29. After being up for a long time, no one will get tired of it. If you love, you will cry, if you cry, you will lose.

30. I will look for you in the next life, because besides me, you are the stupidest.

31. I am not afraid that beautiful women will treat me as a pervert, but I am afraid that ugly women will treat me as a gangster.

32. Are the leaves leaving because of the pursuit of the wind or the unwillingness of the tree to retain them?

33. The only news I know about you is the weather forecast.

34. You'd better let me kneel on the washboard. I can't stand the electric heater.

35. I am the most normal among perverts, and the most perverted among normal people.

36. You are too short! Let me lend you a telescope so you can see more clearly. Am I not handsome?

37. Indifference and hope began to compete in my head and I became uneasy again.

38. I used to regard you as my life, but now, I can only laugh at my past.

39. I can’t find it everywhere, and I still lament my small waist back then. There is no spare time for hatred, and a body full of fat.

40. If a person is not ruthless, he cannot stand firm! No harm to people, no standards! If people are not bad, they will die quickly.

41. Someone actually put on blue eyeshadow because I had dark circles!

42. Nowadays, many men have become pure men, and many women have become pure men.

43. In this life, there is no eternal pain, unless it is recent, remind yourself to remember it every day.

44. Men get PhDs because of low IQ, and women get PhDs because of low emotional intelligence.

45. Being single is not difficult. What is difficult is dealing with those people who try their best to make you end your singlehood.

46. "How did you feel when you were admitted to Tsinghua University?" "Don't set the alarm clock!"

47. In the workplace, you should be like Conan. , has a domineering attitude that makes others die wherever he goes.

48. When a good friend has a partner, I feel like the pig I worked so hard to raise is being eaten.

49. Don’t complain about life all day long. Life won’t even know who you are, let alone listen to your complaints.

50. Belief is not something that can be said, it must be done. The glory lies in the dullness, and the difficulty lies in the long time.

51. The four major harms of the new era: Toyota car chassis, developers’ real estate, the stock market, and ex-boyfriend’s hard drive

52. Some people are as smart as the weather. Changeable; some people are as stupid as the weather forecast, which cannot tell when the weather is changing.

53. "Mulan, I like you! Let's be together!" "Do you know I'm a woman?!" "You are a woman?!"

54. My father said that if I passed the exam, he would give me five hundred, but I failed the exam. I proved with facts that I am not a person who is tempted by money!

55. If you like a handsome guy, please don’t take immediate measures. You should get to know him slowly first. Soon, you will find that his friends are more handsome.

56. Asked a colleague: "Did you buy PetroChina?" The colleague said: "Bah! You just bought PetroChina. Your whole family bought PetroChina and Sinopec!"

57. I would like to appeal to everyone to learn to repair their own notebooks... Well, it is very important to learn to repair their own notebooks... There once was a person who could not repair his own notebooks... Everyone knows what happened later. . Happy and humorous sentences 3

1. It’s New Year’s Eve only if you have a girlfriend. You can stay up late at most.

2. For me, there are only three important things left. If you arrange them from light to heavy, I think it should be like this: I love you, love you, you.

3. The craziest thing in this life is to fall in love with you. The greatest hope is to have you accompany me throughout my life.

4. If you were a flower, no cow would dare to poop in the future.

5. Once upon a time, there was a hide-and-seek company, and their boss has not found it yet.

6. If you mess with wolves or tigers, don’t mess with this little princess like me.

7. Many things in life will eventually get better with time. For example, many people are just fat initially, but over time they become obese.

8. Please pay attention to the foodies around you, they may die if you are not careful.

9. Are you dating someone, the kind who cuts their wrists when they break up?

10. The greatest sorrow in life is that youth is gone but acne is still there.

11. The purpose of installing mirrors in school stairs is to tell students: If you are ugly, you should study more!

12. In the journey of life, you must learn to save yourself, so that you can move forward bravely in the face of adversity.

13. The math teacher seemed to be dazzling when explaining a question. He talked about it for a long time and still couldn’t stop at all.

14. Good mood does not always come from smooth sailing. More often, it grows from a kind of calm and firm courage.

15. The exam is like an aunt, sometimes it will be delayed for two days, but it will definitely come.

16. The most painful thing in the world is holding in your urine from the beginning of class to the end of get out of class, but the teacher still drags you to class.

17. When you think of the past with a smile, look forward with hope, look down with a generous heart, and look up with a calm heart, you stand at the center of your soul. The highest point.

18. No matter how big the world is, I just want to revolve around you.

19. Youth is like a skunk. You think you have caught its tail, but in fact all you smell is the smell of fart.

20. The weather is quite good, the sunshine is faint, and it’s just the right time to feel bad.

21. I finally understand why most couriers are men, because if they are women, they will be removed for you halfway.

22. Those girls who can’t unscrew the bottle cap are actually pretending. If you ask her to try opening a package, she doesn’t even need scissors.

23. It’s evening, do you have any recommendations for good boyfriends?

24. If you are in a good mood, everything is fine; if you are in a bad mood, everything is in chaos. Some people lose, often not to others, but to their own mood.

25. It would be great if summer could melt me ??into water and flow into your thirsty mouth.

26. I don’t have any lofty ideals or ambitions, I just want to be happy every day.

27. You must have been drinking carbonated drinks in your last life, so I burst into happiness as soon as I saw you.

28. Happiness is a state of mind, not a state.

29. Do not accept any bribes except for the beauty of your husband.

30. In order to find happiness, you have traveled all over the world, but you can never find it. In fact, as long as you have a contented heart, happiness is within you.

31. Although I will not die if I admit defeat, I will not admit defeat even if I die.

32. Anything can always become simple as long as you are willing. A simple mentality is the best recipe for life.

33. The head can be broken and the blood can flow, but the pacifier must not be thrown away!

34. I’ve given you my mobile phone number, why don’t you understand what I’m thinking! If you have anything to do, you can recharge a few dozen dollars to my phone bill.

35. There are three points of sweetness and five points of sweetness. Only the sweetness when I miss you is just right.

36. Work hard to save money and try to buy an ATM!

37. Let’s break up. In fact, I never told you that I copied the love letter from Xiaohong in the next class.

38. There is no secret to the so-called long-term love. It is just that when you are in love, you should be touched and know how to be grateful during the cold war.

39. Some people say that you won’t have dysmenorrhea after giving birth to a child, so give birth to one!

40. It turns out that forever is just a misunderstanding.

41. The sun is so bright, the flowers are so beautiful, and the happy smiling faces are rippling.

42. In the name of the princess, I sentence you to life imprisonment for loving me.

43. Happiness is having a grateful heart; a healthy body; a group of trustworthy friends and a hopeful tomorrow.

44. The world is big, but the place I want to go to most is your heart.

45. Listen to the songs you like and do the things you like, and I will feel that you are always by my side.

46. I firmly believe that there will be a man who came to this world to be tortured by me.

47. If I can’t love you, I will have a son like you.

48. Thank you for your smile, which once disturbed my years.

49. One person is happy, two people live, and three people live and die.

50. Use a 6-digit password to protect the 2-digit balance. Tired.