Seek a joke about the Spring and Autumn Period and the Warring States Period. (Require civilization, connotation, classics, and preferably recorded in literature and history)

correcting mistakes There was a man who stole a chicken from his neighbor's house every day. Someone said to him, "stealing is not the behavior of decent people."

The chicken thief

said, "Then I will correct this mistake and steal one every month."

-Mencius by Meng Ke in the pre-Qin period

The name of the emperor who began to understand chaos in the South China Sea was Shu, the name of the emperor in the North Sea was Hu, and the name of the emperor in the Central Committee was Chaos. Shu and Hu often get together in Chaos, and Chaos treats them well. Shu and Hu discussed how to repay Hundun's friendship. They said, "People have seven orifices of eyes, ears, nose and mouth for seeing, hearing, eating and breathing, but Hundun has nothing. Let's try to open them for him." So he

dug seven holes for Chaos, one hole in one day, and on the seventh day, when all seven holes were drilled, Chaos died.

-Zhuangzi by Zhuang Zhou in the pre-Qin Dynasty

You can't blame Yang Bu, the younger brother of Yang Zhu, the dog, for going out in a white dress. It was raining and his clothes were wet, so he took off his

clothes outside, revealing the black clothes inside and came home. His dog didn't know him and barked at him. Yang Bu was furious and wanted to hit the

dog. Yang Zhu saw it and said, "If you don't hit it, you will do the same. Wouldn't it be strange if your dog was white when he went out and turned black when he came back? "

-Han Fei's "Han Fei Zi" in the pre-Qin Dynasty

There was a guest in the state of Yan who claimed to be immortal. So the prince sent a man to learn from him, intending to

come back to teach himself when he finished his studies. However, the guest died before the person sent had time to learn. The prince was furious and blamed the sent man for learning

too slowly, so he severely punished him.

—— Han Fei's Han Fei Zi in the Pre-Qin Dynasty