Laughing till your stomach hurts joke story

Joke stories about laughing until your stomach hurts

When I hear other people telling jokes, I don’t think they are very funny and feel cold. But when I watch them myself, I laugh so much that I can’t help but laugh. Do you have such experience? The following is a joke story that I will tell you about making you laugh until your stomach hurts. I hope it will make you laugh non-stop.

Joke story 1 of laughing until your stomach hurts

1. A girl went to Guangdong to study last year. She just came out of Baiyun Airport and got into a taxi. She saw a white van next to her with the words " He said "Guangzhou is rich" and said to his father: "Wow! Cantonese people are too high-profile, and Guangzhou is rich, isn't it?" Dad took a look, and three black lines came out: "That's Guangzhou Cable. The TV station’s car! ”

2. The moment I confessed my love to her, I even thought she would refuse, but then I was pleasantly surprised to find that my intuition was becoming more and more accurate.

3. An elder passed away many years ago, and his wife and grandson burned paper money for him, including ingots, U.S. dollars, suits, cars, everything. The little grandson asked: "Grandma, why don't you burn a mobile phone for grandpa?" "Aren't you afraid if he calls you at night?" "Then...then...then forget it..."

　4. My mother used to say that I was beautiful, and I always felt that she was selfishly preferring her own daughter. It wasn’t until she told me that Jack Ma was handsome during the National Day that I completely understood that in my mother’s eyes, I was really beautiful.

5. The TV news announcer is broadcasting the news. At this time, a note was delivered to him. He picked up the note and said habitually: "The following is the news that our station has just received." Then he opened the note and read: "Man, you still have a piece on your front tooth. Spinach leaves..." Joke story 2 of laughing until your stomach hurts

1. Why girls don’t like to discuss the zodiac but like to discuss the zodiac signs: When a girl tells you the zodiac sign, it reminds you when her birthday is going to be. Pay attention then. point. A girl tells you her zodiac sign, and you count it with her fingers. Oh my god, this girl is already over 30 years old this year!

2. The two situations that test love the most: 1. A disfigured wife; 2. A bankrupt husband.

3. A woman pursues a man across a room and a car and her mother.

4. The waterproof function of mobile phones is getting stronger and stronger. In fact, its real purpose is to take the only bathing time that people can use to think for themselves.

5. There is absolutely no reason to hate someone. He looks smarter, richer, more interesting than me, happier, more accomplished and more popular than me, so I have no choice but to hate him more than anyone else. ! Joke Story 3 of Laughing Until My Stomach Hurts

1. It’s great to have money. A man in our village got sick and died because he had no money for treatment. Another man got sick and left a large inheritance to his children because he was rich.

2. “Thank you for helping me today!”

“It’s such a small thing, why bother!”

“Your great kindness is so great. I will never forget your virtue in this life. I will keep you as a cow or a horse in the next life!”

3. I was walking on the road alone and saw a man squatting on the side of the road in a daze, so I walked over. Question: Uncle, are you in a bad mood?

The uncle said without looking back: I remembered that I was hit by a car here ten years ago and was sent to the hospital.

I quickly comforted the uncle and said: It’s been such a long time, don’t be sad!

The uncle continued: He was not rescued later. Dividing line 9. After reading so many anti-fraud techniques, the most effective one is to have no money.

4. The girl who hadn’t been online for several days finally responded to me last night. I asked her excitedly: “What have you been busy with recently?”

The girl replied mischievously. : "I'll tell you if you send me a big red envelope."

I gritted my teeth and sent a big one, but the other party sent a rough voice: "No wonder my wife is really just with you. We are just chatting, brother, how can any woman have any thoughts about you if you act like this?”

After hearing this, I felt a chill in my heart, it’s over! This dime is wasted.

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