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What are the short sentences of naughty dogs?

1. Every time I come home from school, Duoduo always comes from afar, hugging my leg tightly and saying nothing. He kept licking my hand and biting my skirt, making me covered in dog hair.

2. The baby is naughty, very naughty. Every time I open the door, it will rush out to play with other puppies. I often blacken myself, but I can't bear to come back. I have to make a thousand phone calls before I can work with my short legs and walk home slowly. Sometimes I want to find another dog and play while walking. It's really a headache

This puppy is very naughty. Whenever I go out, he will make a mess of my house. Whenever I read a book, it will harden the plum blossoms in my book; Whenever I do my homework, he will disturb me by singing.

This little black dog is very naughty. If he is happy, he can be gentler and kinder than anyone else: jump on you directly and rub your leg with his head; Lie on your back and let you tickle it; Or when drawing, jump on the table and poke a few small plum blossoms on the drawing paper. It all depends on its happiness. If he is unhappy, no matter who makes out with him, ignore him.

? 5. My family has a little dog. Cute and naughty. It occasionally jumps up and down, occasionally bites the sofa, barks when it wants to go out, and walks around impatiently. But it looks cute, so ignore its naughty.