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Billions of wives buy one and get one free. Who is Ning Yuan with? Nuo or Anno?
I can't help reaching out and touching the moist jade pendant.
He has worn it for so many years that the chain is a bit old. Isn't a big man afraid of jokes in this kind of thing? Besides, with that identity, he is no longer the lovely child when he was a child.
Her eyes stung with pain.
"This is a jade pendant that Nuo Nuo gave me."
She suddenly let go of her hand and turned around. Ye Ningyuan misunderstood her taste and felt uncomfortable. His eyes are black, and he says nothing. As long as he is a person, he is not allowed to like him. There is another person in his heart.
He knows this very well and is ashamed of her.
No matter how much he loves her, Nuo Nuo will be in his heart all his life.
"I went back to Yinyun's villa to sleep." When he said yes, he suddenly became afraid of being in the same room with him. He was afraid of accidentally revealing flaws. Ye Ningyuan smiled and said, "Just stay here, I won't do anything to you."
Although he really wants to do something to her.
He took her clothes from Yinyun and asked her to freshen up. He promised to hit him and leaned down into the bathroom. Ye Ningyuan smiled, and his mother was right. Forget the trouble island is his healing resort.
When he grows up, the person who can heal his inner pain is no longer a dear mommy, but a different person. Although he still remembers the blue ocean deeply, he still feels guilty.
But when he saw her, his mood became very good. The pain seems to be lighter, but what I think more about is what will happen to her and his future?
Will you let go?
He doesn't know.
Facing her, I will still think of Hailan, and my heart will still ache faintly, but without her around, no one can caress me when I am afraid of pain. Ye Ningyuan listened to the sound of the bathroom and slowly evoked a smile. Let's call it a day.
Don't think about things so far in the future.
That's it.
He went to tidy up the promised bookshelves, and she put all the books away in a hurry. A book fell off the shelf, and Ye Ningyuan bent down to pick it up. This is a pharmacological book that Nuo Nuo often read in those years. Although she finished reading it and wrote it down, she repeated it every day. She said that every time she reread it, she gained a lot.
He opened it at will, and suddenly his face changed and the book in his hand fell to the ground. ...
Promise to take a bath, blow dry your head in the bathroom, look at yourself in the mirror and pout. She will leave tomorrow, leave here, and never see Ye Ning again.
Parting is not good for them. As for her, let the stone think that she is dead. He can still love and be young. In a few years, maybe he will forget her, maybe he can fall in love with another woman again. Don't be hurt by a woman like her. She is boring, heartless, cold-tempered, and not likable at all. He remembers her for so many years, maybe it's just that she died and spent too little time with him.
She doesn't want to be hated by him one day.
Out of the bathroom, but see him squatting on the ground motionless, turn your back on her, like a stone carving, she was slightly surprised, as if back to many years ago, a stone almost blurted out. ...
"What are you doing?"
He turned stiffly, and she saw the pharmacology book at his feet. On the first page, she wrote two new words, stone. ! . . !
I promised, and my mind went blank. I suddenly remembered reading pharmacology books last night and thinking of my childhood. I was bored and unconsciously wrote the word stone on the first page.
Stone, stone ...
Such clear handwriting, you can tell at a glance that it was just written, and the handwriting when I was a child is beside it. There is a clear difference between tenderness and vitality. He saw it, he saw it. Wait a minute NingYuan promised to watch Ye. His eyes were surprised, dazed and ecstatic. His eyes are complicated, and his consciousness can't tell what it is. He promised to feel inner pain.
Turn round and run, Ye Ningyuan jumped up from the ground, grabbed her arm, promised to turn around and slapped his chest, but he didn't let go. He just buckled her wrist, buckled it on the wall and looked at her with burning eyes.
He swore and was furious, but when he looked up, he was shocked. His black eyes are red, which is like tears. If she is slapped, her face will feel burning pain and she will lose all her language skills.
Nuo Nuo?' He spit out two words in a dumb voice, with a heavy hand, as if to crush her wrist, and his burning eyes were full of gratitude and ecstasy. Is it Nuo Nuo? This must be Nuo Nuo, the name of the stone. Only he and she know. He never mentioned it to anyone. His mother xing, navy and others don't know. This is a nickname between him and his promise.
Those two words were clearly written by her. From her panic when she turned and ran away, he could see that she was guilty, and indeed she wrote it down.
Nono ...
Ye Ningyuan's fingers trembled and caressed her face. This face is very different from childhood, with profound facial features, but it still fascinates him. Now he is not without it. Her temper is very similar to that of childhood, but it is overbearing and cold, not soft, but she is soft. Young Nuo Nuo, there is a dark breath in every word. He knew at a glance that he was a child who grew up in the underworld. Today's promise is not obviously dark, but rather upright, which has something to do with her work. Although there are subtle differences, but the temperament is very similar, preferences, habits, almost no change [day beads change], how can he not recognize?
He always thought he was in love with his promise and was ashamed of Nuo Nuo. He is not a sentimental person. He believes that a person is a lifetime, and he never thought that he would fall in love with others. He thought it would go on like this, but he fell in love with his promise. He struggled for a long time and finally accepted the fact, but now he knows that he loved someone from beginning to end and never changed.
She changed, but he met her and fell in love with her.
"Is that Nuo Nuo?" His voice was shaking, his body was shaking, and too much ecstasy and shock filled his heart. Ye Ningyuan suddenly rises a kind of gratitude to God. He never believed in God, but today he sincerely believes that there may be a God, and finally he took care of him.
Promise shook his head, but before he spoke, he gave him a tight hug. "Don't deny it, Nuo Nuo, don't deny it, ok? I am not dreaming, I am not dreaming, you are back, really. "
I promised, gritted my teeth and tried to push him away, but he held him tight, tight. Finally, she gave up, put her arms around his waist, her neck was a little wet, and her burning skin promised to hold him tight.
Stone, don't cry!
Ye Ningyuan couldn't control his tears and dripped on his neck. The man didn't shed tears. At first, he was so sad and desperate that he couldn't shed a tear. His heart is dying. Now when he gets it back, the man is back in his arms, and he is crying in a big mess. It's like suddenly crying out the pain and yearning of many years ago.
When a man cries, he always feels ashamed. Ye Ningyuan was educated at an early age. His head can be broken, his blood can flow, and his tears can't be shed. Tears are a sign of weakness, and he doesn't want people to feel so weak.
But there are always exceptions. When he was a child, Ye Sanshao told him that there is a woman in the world, and you don't need to pretend to be a gentleman in front of her, nor do you need to keep yourself perfect in front of her.
Promises are his exception. He can laugh or cry in front of her. She won't laugh at him or think he is weak.
I'm not your Nuo Nuo. This sentence was repeated several times in her mouth, but I just couldn't say it. His shoulders trembled and her shoulders were wet with tears. In the face of such Ye Ningyuan, she couldn't say a word of denial.
Is that how you admit it?
She can't deny it. This is irrefutable evidence. If she is not a promising person, how can she know her and his nickname?
Turn around, turn around a hundred times.
After all, she met him and he was waiting for her.
Promise a pain in my heart, hold his face, gently kiss away his tears, as if her life's tenderness will be exhausted at this moment, give him all the tenderness she can give.
The person she loves most.
"Stone, you are crying so ugly." As she kissed away her tears, she murmured, and her eyes stung. Ye Ningyuan suddenly picked her up and threw her on the bed, and people followed her and kissed her lips.
Fierce, fierce, took everything from her without leaving any room, and * * came too fast for him. All the feelings collided violently and became the most direct action. He wants her. He wants her crazily. This feeling is stronger and crazier than wiping a gun on the beach. He had always prided himself on self-control, but suddenly he collapsed. He just wants to turn her into his, overbearing and crazy. Promise around his neck, temporarily forget everything, desperate to respond to his kiss, his breathing disorder rhythm, she saw him so crazy for the first time.
Entanglement between each other, each other's fabrics become fragile, and they are only pulled away in an instant. Ye Ningyuan has never been so close to a woman. In an affair, he is blank. All men should experience as teenagers. He only comes by feeling. * * comes quickly and fiercely. He hardly knows how to please her and goes straight to the point. ...
But Ye Ningyuan's clumsiness is beyond her imagination, and her body is too impulsive. She promised that she was in great pain. She gnashed her teeth and almost slapped her face. He didn't know how to coax her, and then she showed signs ...! . . !
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