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His excellent composition

In our daily study, work and life, we always touch or use composition. Composition is a narrative way in which people express the relevant knowledge, experience and thoughts stored in memory in written form. Do you know how to write a good composition? The following is his excellent composition that I compiled for you, for reference only. Welcome to reading.

His excellent composition 1 is about the "story king" in our class, but everyone knows it.

He is of medium height and has big watery eyes. With a high nose, a small mouth can always tell many beautiful stories.

The title of "king of stories" is not for nothing. His story either makes everyone listen with relish or makes everyone laugh. Once after class, the students were bored and suggested that he tell a story, and he readily agreed. He cleared his throat and the story began. I saw his head swaying east and west, and his legs and feet also cooperated with the movement. I ran here for a while and there for a while. It is very colorful. The students are also very attentive, and share joys and sorrows with the protagonist in the story.

Another time, the math test paper was issued, and the students' grades were not very satisfactory. After class, everyone looks sad. At this time, the "story king" began to play his skills again. This time he told everyone a joke. I saw him winking, glaring, and his deep voice. He was simply a "clown" in a living circus, and the students laughed their heads off. In this way, we are all happy.

Do you know who he is after listening to my introduction?

His excellent composition 2 In a biology class, the biology teacher asked us, "Everyone knows that eating more peppers is bad for your health. When we eat peppers, they are absorbed in the small intestine. What will it become? " We don't know this because we haven't learned it. But a classmate said he knew, and he said; "Teacher, I know." At the moment, the teacher is thinking that he should know and listen carefully. So the classmate said, "Pepper is eaten in the small intestine and absorbed by the small intestine, and it will become-sausage …" At this point, the whole class burst into laughter! !

Do you think he is interesting? Whisper-that man! That is me.

He is crying.

There is a classmate in our class who loves to cry, so everyone gave him a nickname-"Crying Baby".

On this day, Lin Huiteng came to his seat and took his pencil case. He just came back from the toilet, saw it, and quickly caught Lin Huiteng. Tell him to return the pencil case to him, but Lin Huiteng refused. He used his crying stunt. Suddenly, his face flushed, and tears as big as beans rolled down his cheeks. He looks like a newborn and has been crying. Crying and shouting: "Give me my pencil case back, or I will sue the teacher!" " "Lin Huiteng was afraid that he really sued the teacher and returned the pencil case to him.

Do you want to know who he is? He is my classmate Hong Xuewen.

He is a dream-chasing teenager with his own unique imagination and vision. His studies are quite good. People say that he is a "naughty boy", but when he gets serious, he doesn't feel that he is pursuing progress. Let's enjoy the interesting things that happened to him.

He came to Beijing from his hometown of Fujian with a strong local accent. Laughter in the class always starts with him. Once, the teacher asked him to make sentences with milk, and he blurted out, "The stream bought by mom is really delicious." The whole class burst into laughter. Every morning when I see the teacher, the principal says, "Hello, teacher (principal) and Lin (you)!" Teachers often cover their mouths and snicker.

He loves playing basketball in his hometown, and once had a "ball-grabbing competition" with his classmates. The competition was so fierce that all the desks and chairs in the class were knocked over. A girl told the class teacher. The head teacher came at once, and he accidentally missed it. The ball bounced against the wall and onto the head of the teacher who just entered the door, so that the teacher almost fainted. He was scolded by his parents for this matter.

But he also has an advantage, and imagination comes first. In this year's imaginary composition competition, I won a silver prize, which added a lot of glory to the school. He also said proudly and humorously, "In fact, I still have many advantages!"

I gave this article to my teacher, who said he really looked like me.

I am the one who likes me!

His excellent composition 4 There is an old man in my family. No, from his humorous and naughty strength, he should be called "old urchin".

Of course, the biggest feature of "old urchin" is that he likes to play games like a child. My sister and I like playing with him best. Sometimes we play "What time is it, Lao Lang" and let him turn his back to the door. Then my sister and I approached him and asked, "Wolf, what time is it?" . When he comes after us, whenever he meets grandma, he will be "at home". Sometimes we will cover his eyes with scarves so that he can't see anything, and then come to arrest us. Sometimes we use a diversion or a diversion!

He likes drinking, and he calls himself "Brewmaster". Brewmaster Brewmaster, I didn't expect that he really wrote a "good" poem. I read it to you: "There is wine in the supermarket, wine in the hotel, wine in the hotel, and wine at home. I like drinking best. " How's it going? Is it particularly funny?

He still likes smoking. I warned him that smoking would do great harm to his health, but he just wouldn't listen. I was so angry that I broke his whole box of cigarettes. But after I finished this, I regretted it. Think about it. He really likes that cigarette! What do you think he would think if he knew that I had brought his "baby cigarette" to total annihilation? I was so scared that I hid all his "baby cigarettes"

When we are half asleep in the morning, he sometimes dresses up as his mother to tease us. The moment he walked into the room, my sister's nervous system and I immediately told us that the "mother" in front of us was an impostor! Think with your toes and you'll know it's him. This impostor is so stupid! Don't think you can cover your head with a quilt!

I let out a secret. This man is one of my mother's parents!

Did the students guess who he was?

I admire him most for his excellent composition.

There are 49 bright smiling faces in our class; There are 49 brightest stars in the night sky; There are 49 flowers in the warm garden. Every smiling face, every star and every flower is unique and different. I admire him most-Chen Jian.

He has dark skin, a thin face, and a pair of smart eyes under two curved eyebrows. He loves acting and imitating, and is good at joking. No, he started again.

Entering the classroom at noon, I saw his hand rolled into a trumpet, put it to his mouth, sank, leaned left and right, and shouted at the top of his lungs: Chen Tofu! Old tofu! Everyone burst into laughter, and I smiled and watched him write, direct and act. He didn't blush when he saw it, but it intensified. He straightened up, held invisible tofu in one hand, spread it evenly in the other, folded his fingers, raised a standard smile and gushed: old tofu was selected from the best tofu. But the emperor shook his head while eating, and his mouth kept moving. The students have been laughing their heads off, and some are still patting the table. He said excitedly, don't miss passing by! Actions speak louder than actions! Call 8888888. Come and snap it up! hahaha. Everyone laughed so hard that they could hardly open their eyes.

He keeps the laughter in Class Six and Class Two!

His excellent composition 6 "pa" came to me with a loud slap, "Hum, don't you dare hit me! You go for me. " If you want to know what happened later, please continue reading.

One night, the braised prawns cooked by my mother had arrived. I looked at the bright prawns in Huang Cancan, and my mouth watered, as if I were going to be a three-thousands of feet! I hurried to get plates, bowls and chopsticks one after another, and soon my hands were full of bowls. Just as I was about to step out of the kitchen, I fell to the ground and broke all the bowls, but my mother saw it. I stood up and looked at the broken plate. As soon as I looked there, my mother's smile suddenly turned into a dark cloud, and my face sank instantly. As you know, my mother and I had a big fight. She said east, but I just went west. Suddenly, my mother slapped me. I was surprised that my gentle mother would hit me. I covered my face and ran upstairs crying.

After thinking about it in the room, I felt I should apologize, because I accidentally broke the bowl just now, so I went downstairs and thought about it. But at the corner of stairs, I saw this scene. My mother is helping me sew clothes. She sewed the needle carefully, and the tears on her face were crystal clear. At that moment, I felt that I was really wrong about my mother.

I bowed my head in shame and walked out slowly. My mother looked at me in surprise. I looked down and blushed. Finally, I looked up silently and said loudly, "I'm sorry, mom."

Mom looked up and I looked up. Nobody said anything, just smiled at each other.

His excellent composition. He has short, crisp hair decorated with lightning on both sides. It's really cool!

He is the bully in the family. No matter what toys you have, he will run over and grab them first, willy-nilly. If you say: don't give it to him, won't it be over? No, you are wrong. How can "Little Overlord" compromise easily? He will soon use his unique skill-crying.

Don't underestimate this trick, it is extremely lethal, and all adults submit to it. As long as you see it, his mouth will suddenly pout. Then there is no doubt that this is the calm before the storm. The next second, a "bolt from the blue" sounded, even making people too late to cover their ears. Although everyone knows that this is just his little trick, when you see his red eyes and tears hanging on his upturned eyelashes, you can't help but satisfy all his wishes.

But sometimes, he is very, very good, like a gentle little dog. For example, when you are sad, he will run over and touch your face with immature little hands, and his mouth is still vague: "Stop crying, okay?" I will give you toys to play with and delicious food. "At this time, you may feel that it is very worthwhile to satisfy his wishes.

I don't know. Have you guessed? This is my brother-sometimes overbearing and sometimes docile.

His excellent composition 8 A pair of bright eyes, a pair of sensitive and confused ears and a face that changes expression from time to time constitute him-an imperfect man.

He thinks he is tall. When asked about his height, he always replied, "I'm 1.5 meters tall and still sitting in the last row!" " "However, when measuring the height, the shadow of 1.5 meters could not be cast at all. At this time, he will always say: "The measurement is wrong!" This made everyone laugh. He said he would be a comedian, and now he can make everyone laugh with fancy comments.

All his boyfriends, especially some naughty boys, always have a good time together. He said, "It was a wonderful childhood!" "He studies very well. Every time, he propped up the average score of the class. Among the boys, the boy Taotao called him "Xueba". Some boys who study well say that he is a genius, while others say that it is as simple as an elephant stepping on an ant. Of course, it's just math. His Chinese and English are a little poor.

He is also a master of Weiqi: his attacks are so fierce that he can scare his opponents even if he fails sometimes. His fierce scramble for space often makes opponents unable to find the market; His immortal has strong calculation ability, which always catches his opponent off guard. With these three points, he got four certificates.

He can also play basketball. He was injured many times because of playing basketball, but he never gave up. Although he plays basketball at an average level now, he often says, "It doesn't matter, I'm the stone that builds the wall-I'm from the back." I have always believed that setbacks make people progress, and one day I will become a master! "

Who is he? I see him in the mirror every day. He laughs when I laugh, and he cries when I cry. Yes, he is me-a little boy who is not simple!

His excellent composition 9 In my daily life, there are many people from all walks of life. There are world-famous bosses, police officers who dare to do good deeds, teachers who take care of us, and so on. Maybe you can't forget these people, but the one I admire is him.

He has big bright eyes, bushy eyebrows and ears like the moon. His black hair is like a small thorn ball. He is so cool.

Although he looks like an ordinary person, his cooking is amazing.

Once, he and I went to Tianfeng's house to play. Tianfeng saw us and even said welcome. After playing for a while, we began to play "Empty City". I asked Tianfeng, "Tianfeng, do you have food at home?" I'm very hungry. Tianfeng said, "I am hungry, too, but my parents are not at home today." . There are only some dishes left in the kitchen. He stood up and said loudly, "Let me cook you a delicious meal, ok?" All right! Tianfeng and I answered happily, only to see him go into the kitchen, pick up the rice cooker and wash rice with skillful techniques. Then he took out a piece of meat and cut it off with a delicate knife. Every piece of meat is very uniform. Then he took out two eggs and beat them a dozen times on the edge to separate the yolk from the protein. Then, he picked up the shovel and pot, put the eggs and meat under it, lit the fire, fried the eggs and meat, and refueled ... Before long, a mouth-watering table was completed. I ate with Tianfeng.

He is a man of exquisite cooking, and he is my friend-Lin.

I met him on the bus.

He is not bad-looking, wearing a black suit, smoking a cigarette and carrying a leather bag on his back. At first glance, he is a proud guy. I was inexplicably disgusted to see him.

Here comes another one, a disabled grandfather. No one in the car got up to give him a seat. I'm getting ready to get up. He suddenly stood up and helped him to his seat, but he stood beside him. Seeing all this, I began to hate him less.

At the terminal, I got off and so did he. Suddenly, I saw a little girl lying on the road. There were many onlookers, but none of them helped her. I walked over and the person next to me grabbed me and said, "Little girl, don't go, or she will misunderstand you. In fact, everyone wants to help her! " After listening to his words, I quickly stopped and watched like everyone else. At this moment, I saw a familiar figure. I ran to help the little girl up and took her to the hospital. I followed. After treatment, the little girl finally woke up and found herself lying in the hospital. She quickly asked the people around her why she was here. He saw the little girl wake up and told her what had happened. The little girl thanked her again and again. He just said, "It doesn't matter, this is all I should do."

Seeing this, I feel guilty. I don't think I should judge a book by its cover. At the same time, I admire him very much, because he let me know that helping others is the real happiness.

His excellent composition 1 1 Today I let you guess a friend around me. I know her best in the world, even better than her mother.

What makes her proudest is her white face, as white as snow. She is neither tall nor short, neither fat nor thin. Her eyebrows curved like a crescent moon. Her eyes are very small. When someone annoys her, she will glare. Her eyes only have the word "warning". She has a nose like a hill, a small mouth and two deep dimples when she smiles, which is very beautiful.

She likes painting very much. Once her mother sent her to paint for the first time, she refused to go and cried. But when she came to the studio, the teacher told her that you were very talented in painting. As long as you paint carefully, you can have your own studio in a few years. She stopped crying immediately after listening to the teacher's words and took out drawing paper to draw. After several years, she persisted, and the teacher praised her for her good painting. The panda she painted is as beautiful as the real one.

She also likes reading books. Once her mother took her to the library to read. She took a book at random and sat down to read it with relish. No matter whether it is windy or rainy, she doesn't look out of the window and likes reading. A few hours later, her mother asked her, "Let's go home, it's already dark." She said, "Wait a minute, I'll finish reading this book." Mom waited a little longer, and the library was about to close. Until ten o'clock in the evening, her mother said, "Let's go home and come back tomorrow." With that, she put down the book. She really likes reading and can't wait to live in the library.

All right, stop it. Having said that, have you guessed who she is? Let me tell you the truth. Her name is Liu Sihan. That is me. I must have guessed!

His excellent composition 12 He is a boy. He has a chubby face. He is a little taller and whiter than me. His eyes are big, his hair is black, his nose is flat and his mouth is always talking.

He is very naughty and likes to imitate me. Once, we were going to have a Chinese class and were considering what bus to take. When he wanted to take a bus, he said loudly, "I want to take a bus, or I won't go!" " "However, as soon as he heard that I was going to take a battery car, he also said," Well, I'm going to take a battery car, too! ""I thought, if I said to go to class by rocket, would he learn from me? Of course, we finally took the electric composition bottle car.

Another time, while I was reading, he came and took a straw and dangled it in front of me. I snatched the straw from his hand and he burst into tears. However, he didn't shed a tear! Mother said, "Luo Hao, give him back the straw. Will he be obedient? " "I will." He said. So, I reluctantly returned the straw to him. But as soon as he got the straw back, he came to me again, and I went to grab it-I was very unhappy! Finally, I had to run to another room to read to avoid his "interference".

Do you know who he is?

He is my good friend Zhu Hengze.

His excellent composition is 13 him! It's him. How did he get here? His arrival reminded me of that scene: he took me to the hospital that day.

He, he took me to the hospital in spite of the cold rain. That day, I had a fever of 40 degrees. Although the wind is still blowing, it is still raining. But my mother still went out and took me to the hospital. My mother walks very hard and the road is slippery. When I was talking nonsense, my feet kicked around, but my mother put on my raincoat and strode away. The hospital is too far away! Halfway through, it was him. He blocked the road on a tricycle. Ah! We have a savior, only to hear him say, "Come on, put the child in the car and ride a tricycle to the hospital!" " "Mom said," What about you? " "It's okay! I ran to the hospital! "

Say that finish, he carried me to the car and got off. Mother had to go by bike. When I got to the hospital, my mother put me on the bench and got up to check out, only to find that there was not enough cash. It's too far back to get it, so I can't see the doctor. At this time, he, he came, he listened and gave all the money to his mother. Her mother looked at him gratefully and opened her mouth to say something, but he said, "Go to the doctor quickly!" " I finally recovered from my illness. Now I can get out of bed. I don't need to take medicine. My mother told me everything. My mother wants to find him, but she can't. Then Liu Han came out, and her voice pulled me back. He has already left. I only remember that figure, that thin and tall figure. ...

His excellent composition 14 My classmate Yang Yi, with dark skin, seems to have been basked in the sun for several days and nights. Hair is short and hard, standing on the hedgehog's back like a thorn. The eyes are round and look very aura.

He is cute, but he is rude.

It was particularly hot that day, and the whole class sighed that it was hot, while rolling up their sleeves and fanning with books. Yang Yi is different. In front of everyone, he rolled up his clothes and showed his stomach. Although this action was silent, it was still seen by the whole class. At that time, dozens of pairs of eyes stared at him. The teacher happened to pass by him, saw this scene and said softly, "You really make a fool of yourself like this! You see, there are more than 500 people in the school, which one is like you? " Yang Yi glanced at the teacher, not ashamed at all, and confidently replied, "But the weather is really hot!" The teacher sighed helplessly and muttered, "You look like this, tut tut ..."

He seems to have a runny nose and often hears the sound of sniffling. Once during recess, everyone was playing on the playground. Yang Yizheng is having a good time. Suddenly, a green thing appeared outside his nostrils. This green thing is really strange. It wriggled out of his nostrils and disappeared in an instant. I wondered, and when I saw it, I cried, "Ah! Yang Yi, there are bugs coming out of your nose. " Yang Yi straightened his chest, held his breath, sucked hard, and the green bug ran away instantly.

Yang Yi is so rude that I will never forget him.

His excellent composition 15 I used to be a person who didn't care much about hygiene, such as throwing small food bags after dinner and stepping on dirty footprints on the wall, but in a small incident, he changed me.

Once, we just finished school and there were many people advertising in the street. After every advertisement, the street will become a mess. I also took a piece of advertising paper and folded a paper plane. Just as I was having fun, a sanitation worker came over. He said to me with a straight face, "Don't play without advertising. Look at how many advertising papers there are in the street. Whenever this happens, we have to sweep for a long time! " You might as well play paper airplane without it. "I looked down in shame, flushed. I thought: I have given the sanitation workers trouble, and I should help them pick up paper. So I bent down and began to work hard. At this moment, another sanitation worker wearing orange clothes smiled and said to me, "If everyone is like you, why do we have to clean?"? "Thank you so much."

In the future, if someone litters, I will remind him: "Don't destroy hygiene in the future. Do you know how hard the sanitation workers are? " With the strengthening of students' awareness of environmental protection, the school gate has gradually become clean.

I am not the littering person I used to be, but a caring person.