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Primary school students' "zero-point composition" became popular! Why is the teacher so angry that his eyes are black?

Many people lament that today's children are all strange, but at an early age, they have adult-like words and deeds, which often makes people laugh and cry. There are many videos about children joking on the Internet, including parents' homework and countdown papers. These children always have a way to make their parents and teachers "angry". Smart little brains are naturally good things, but influenced by various factors, these "cleverness" are not appropriate.

With the popularity of countdown papers for primary school students, there are more and more strange answers for primary school students on the Internet. In addition to the basic questions, there is also a "zero composition" that makes people laugh. As a netizen, it is naturally interesting to see such a composition, but the teacher almost fainted when he saw such a composition. The teacher said that educating such children is really a career waterloo.

For children, doing common problems is a headache enough, but writing a composition is a "pain in pain". I believe that writing is the most annoying thing for many students. However, the teacher has repeatedly stressed that even if there is a blank head, you should write and scribble, so that you can earn hard work. Well, some students remember what the teacher taught them, and even if they don't know what to write, they will write a few words. But when these compositions are written down, they can deal with the problems at a glance, which makes the teachers very angry.

Primary school students' "zero composition" became popular! Teachers are beyond recognition: the waterloo of career.

This zero-mark composition is too "cultural". The teacher emphasizes the use of words to make sentences, and it is best to use idioms. As soon as the children heard it, they began the "road of literary rights protection". There are more than a dozen idioms in a composition, but the whole composition has only a few words. No matter what this idiom means, it's just a mess of idioms. Will such a composition teacher be angry?

There is also an essay "My Father" for children. It's okay not to think about it. If you think about it carefully, you will blush. The child said that his father was very hard and sent himself to school every day, and there were many crumpled "eggs" on his body. In fact, the child accidentally omitted to write "face", what he wanted to express was "face". Teachers are really helpless when they meet such students.

There are many such works. The teacher will be very angry when he sees these zero-mark compositions. Meet such a student, it should be Waterloo in career! However, the netizen saw it and said, I can't help laughing. These compositions are really interesting.

Interestingly, children are very talented and proud of their parents. However, not all smart children will succeed when they grow up. A clever mind should be used in the right place, but opportunism is not desirable. When children are students, wisdom will be applied to learning, and learning is their main task. With a smart brain, you must have good study habits and enjoy learning in order to achieve excellent results.

So how to make children love learning?

One. Stimulate the inner motivation of children's learning.

The most important factor for children to change is interest, not study. If you don't like learning from the heart, you will naturally use some "crooked ways" to deal with homework, exams, parents and teachers. In this case, we should tell children the importance of learning, the importance of learning.

2。 Set goals for children and give them appropriate rewards when they achieve results.

With rewards, children will be more motivated. Some people may think that this kind of reward behavior makes children too materialistic, and learning is to win the reward of learning. In fact, the means of reward can not be used every time. After several times, children will naturally form habits and accept the motivation brought by learning. "Good plus good" is everyone's pursuit. Excellent results make children full of confidence and motivation.

Three. Don't care too much about grades. What if we study hard and get poor grades?

It is important to sum up experience and not punish all kinds of people for failing the exam. In an era when knowledge is updated so rapidly, good learning methods are the most important. Learning ability is more useful than learning knowledge, with learning spirit rather than intelligence. Let children understand that book knowledge is only a part of learning, and study habits are the most important.

I don't know what is the best way for parents to urge their children to study. Share it.