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Ask for interesting couplets (number couplets, thousand-word couplets) and so on.

1. Zhu Bailu, a scholar in the Qing Dynasty, wrote a couplet in the book "Managing the Family":

It is not easy to think about a porridge and a meal;

It's hard to keep thinking about matter.

2. There is a couplet in Daming Lake in Jinan:

Lotus on four sides and willow on three sides, one city has mountains, and half the city has lakes.

3. Qingdao Laoshan Diaoyutai has a pair of odd couplets;

A withered, a hat, a beard,

A foot long rod and an inch hook;

A mountain, a water and a bright moon,

One person catches a sea and autumn alone;

4. A couplet hung in Sangutang, Longzhong, Hubei Province is:

Two tables and three notes; A pair of thousand-year-old feet

5. There is a couplet in Susan Temple in meishan county, Sichuan:

Father and son three-character guest;

There are four great writers throughout the ages.

6. Ji Xiaolan, a college student, skillfully confronted Emperor Qianlong:

Flowers bloom again, plus 37 years;

Ancient and rare, one more spring and autumn.

7. In the Qing Dynasty, Zheng Banqiao had a couplet:

All rivers are great;

The Great Wall stands tall, the Great Wall stands tall.

8. Qing Gu Fuchu had a couplet:

Delete complexity and simplify Sanqiu tree;

Lead the bid for the new February flower.

Numbers are also quite clever in using mathematics:

( 1)

Flowers reopen, plus 37 years,

Celebrate the ancient and rare, once more in the spring and autumn.

This couplet was written by Emperor Qianlong of the Qing Dynasty, implying the age of an old man, and this number is also implied in the couplet, which is the couplet above.

The formula of uplink: 2× 60+3× 7 = 14 1,

The following formula: 2× 70+1=141.

(2)

The top three are Wei. Chapter nine is Pythagoras' string.

The first part of this book was written in 1953 when the mathematician Hua went abroad with China Academy of Sciences. The head of the book is Qian Sanqiang, and its members include more than ten people, including Professor Zhao Jiuzhang, an atmospheric physicist. In order to increase the fun of traveling, Hua went out to find the first part of a book and asked for a suitable one. For an instant, everyone shook their heads and couldn't say it right. He must finish the second part of the book, "Nine Chapters of Pythagoras". This book is second-hand. "Nine Chapters" refers not only to Zhao Jiuzhang, but also to China's ancient mathematical masterpiece "Nine Chapters Arithmetic". This book records the Pythagorean theorem first discovered by mathematicians in China. All the figures are relative, balanced and corresponding, connected from ancient times to modern times, and the total score is comprehensive.

(3)

In a rural middle school in Sichuan, a couple of math teachers got married on New Year's Day, and the trade union gave them a pair of gifts:

No matter how complicated the world is, add, subtract, multiply and divide;

Although the universe is vast, it is full of points, lines and surfaces.

(4)

A couple somewhere, the man is an accountant and the woman is a doctor. On the wedding day, someone gave He Lian a pair:

Incorrect coincidence number in accounting composite number test;

The doctor didn't prescribe the medicine until he knew the root of the disease.

Embedding mathematical terms such as "composite number" and "square root" is seamless.

(5)

A pair of math teachers in a city finally got married with Qin Jin after many twists and turns. Their colleagues wrote a couplet to congratulate them and said:

Love is like a geometric curve;

Happiness is like a decimal cycle.

"Geometric curve" vividly expresses the ups and downs of love between math teachers; "Decimal cycle" is an endless number, used to congratulate the happiness of new people, which is really a stroke of genius.

There is also a digital couplet that lasts for more than 400 years. It is lively, interesting and unforgettable.

During the Jiajing period of the Ming Dynasty, Luo, the top scholar in Jishui County, Jiangxi Province, traveled to Jiujiang with several knowledgeable people. Down the river, Jiang Feng helps the boat, and Jiujiang is coming. At this time, a boatman from a neighboring ship came to Luo's boat and said that there is a couplet here, please continue to pair it.

Luo didn't care about the boatman at all, thinking: What is the wonderful connection between ordinary people and ordinary people? The first part is boring, and so am I. When the boatman wrote the first part, Luo was blindsided and couldn't write. Scholars in the same boat looked at me and didn't know what to do. The first part of The Boatman is:

Only one boat, two merchants, three four five six sailors, seven or eight leaf awnings, miles of Jiujiang.

The first part not only tells the truth, but also embeds ten numbers from one to ten in order to become absolute.

No one can match it for the next 400 years. Until the summer of 1959, an accidental event inspired it to be set up by a person named Li Rongling.

It turns out that1June, 959, an old painter in Bukkoji asked someone to look for a precious piece of wood called "Murraya" ten miles away, and it took two days to arrive. It is said that it took a whole year to find this kind of wood in 1943. This contrast made Li Rongling think of the "absolute", so he continued to get it.

Ten miles away, nine miles away, No.8765, although it took four or three years, only two days are worth a year.

Iced wine is one point two thirty.

Lilacs have a hundred heads and a thousand heads.

One palm, five fingers, three long and two short.

Liuhe is inserted underground, and seven floors extend in all directions.

A Da Qiao, two little Joe, three inches golden lotus and four inches waist, five boxes and six boxes of colorful disputes, eight points, nine points and ten letters.

In September, the eighth circle, seven scholars and six, even four drums in three directions, one in Erqiao.

There are three points of water and two points of bamboo to add a clear moon.

Looking at the river from Wubu Building and Shibu Pavilion