Kneel and beg for jokes, and if they are funny, adopt them.

My grandfather is 1.6 meters tall, while my strong grandmother is 1.8 meters tall. My grandfather died when I was a child. Once my grandmother and I were looking through old photos, and it suddenly occurred to me that the two of them must stand out together.

"Grandma," I asked her, "how can you love a man shorter than you?"

She turned to me and said, "My child! We are sitting in love, and it is too late for me to stand up. "