Funny sentences at the end of deskmate's composition

There is a "master of humor" in my class. As long as I talk to him, my stomach will laugh and hurt. He is my deskmate-Kong.

I. Being late

I remember that once it rained heavily, many students were late in the morning, and he was no exception. He hurried into the classroom and quietly came to my side, shouting "report!" " "Scared me to death. I saw him standing upright and giving a military salute. I looked at him and said, "Come in." He just sat down. Before he could open the textbook, he spoke again: "We were accidentally attacked by the flood this morning, which caused serious consequences-being late!" " "Hearing this, I said, hey, that's funny! He compared the heavy rain with the flood.

2. When arguing

Another time, we had an argument over a trivial matter. To outdo each other, we quarreled. Just when I was angry and wanted to raise my hand, he rolled his eyes and said, "You don't want to be a hypocrite!" " Hearing this, my anger suddenly vanished and I had to put down my arm. But who knows that he added: "If you know your mistake, you will change it. This is a big deal! " I was in distress situation, so I had to "resurrect" with him.

When you get the newspaper.

In a blink of an eye, it was the day of the Chinese exam. That afternoon, after the teacher corrected the paper. I made an exception by not letting him go with me. It's a little cloudy. I walked home in frustration with a test paper with only 83 points. But I don't know when, he rushed to my side, blinked and said, "Hey, friend, how many points did you get in the exam?" I ignored him and left with my head down. He didn't ask again, but threw a comforting word: "well, winning or losing is a common occurrence in military strategists." A little twists and turns, good thing! " I went on my way, shook my head and said, "I can't." He smiled and shook his head: "no, no, really, I have no confidence at all." Ever heard of it? Failure is the mother of success. Work hard and you will be fine next time! " With that, I patted my shoulder with my hand. As soon as I heard this, I smiled with a snort, which increased my confidence and said, "Well, next time, let's have a competition. I must be better than you! Baoyu smiled and said, "It's a deal." "We are holding hands together, and my heart is much more relaxed.

This is my deskmate. Do you think he is interesting?

My deskmate is really humorous.

There is a "master of humor" in my class. As long as I talk to him, my stomach will laugh and hurt.

He is my deskmate-Kong. When I was late, I remember that it rained heavily once. Many students were late in the morning, and he was no exception.

He hurried into the classroom and quietly came to my side, shouting "report!" " "Scared me to death. I saw him standing upright and giving a military salute.

I looked at him and said, "Come in." He just sat down.

Before he could open the textbook, he spoke again: "We were accidentally attacked by the flood this morning, which caused serious consequences-being late!" " "Hearing this, I said, hey, that's funny! He compared the heavy rain with the flood. 2. Another time in an argument, we had an argument over a trivial matter.

To outdo each other, we quarreled. Just when I was angry and wanted to raise my hand, he rolled his eyes and said, "You don't want to be a hypocrite!" " Hearing this, my anger suddenly vanished and I had to put down my arm.

But who knows that he added: "If you know your mistake, you will change it. This is a big deal! " I was in distress situation, so I had to "resurrect" with him. 3. When you get the test paper, it will be the day of Chinese exam in a blink of an eye. That afternoon, after the teacher corrected the paper.

I made an exception by not letting him go with me. It's a little cloudy. I walked home in frustration with a test paper with only 83 points. But I don't know when, he rushed to my side, blinked and said, "Hey, friend, how many points did you get in the exam?" I ignored him and left with my head down.

He didn't ask again, but threw a comforting word: "well, winning or losing is a common occurrence in military strategists." A little twists and turns, good thing! " I went on my way, shook my head and said, "I can't."

He smiled and shook his head: "no, no, really, I have no confidence at all." Ever heard of it? Failure is the mother of success. Work hard and you will be fine next time! " With that, I patted my shoulder with my hand.

As soon as I heard this, I smiled with a snort, which increased my confidence and said, "Well, next time, let's have a competition. I must be better than you! " "He smiled brightly." It's a deal. "We are holding hands together, and my heart is much more relaxed.

This is my deskmate. Do you think he is interesting? .

3. The beginning and end of senior high school students' composition "Laughter at the Same Table"

Speaking of deskmate, there is really a feeling that the past is unbearable.

In primary school, my deskmate was terrible. First, Popsicle (nickname), a boy who always likes to make trouble. Many female students hate him. Poor me, it seems that my fate is not very good, so I am with him.

We quarrel almost every day, probably because we don't quarrel for a day. Later, our relationship became worse, and I ignored him at all.

In this way, the cold war lasted for a semester. Before the end of the semester, Popsicle and I were very excited-yeah! Finally, don't sit together! Later, I sat with a male classmate named potato head (nickname).

Potato head is easy to bully, and all the girls around him bully him The classic saying of potato head is: "bully me again and tell the teacher!" " "In this way, we will exercise a little restraint. After all, teachers are not easy to mess with. Then one thing completely changed our minds.

The girl bullied the potato head again, and the potato head took out the classic famous saying. The female compatriots were angry, but they were still "right". Mr. Potato Head walked out of the classroom angrily, as if to go to the office, but-turned around and went to the men's room. From then on, the threat of potato head no longer works.

In fact, potato head is also a good boy, and he won't be angry when girls take him out occasionally. In this way, we were deskmates for three semesters.

* * * * * The sixth grade is probably the saddest year for me, because I am a deskmate. The teacher "fights" in the class and implements the "good and bad distribution system". As the name implies, good students sit with some students with poor grades to help students with learning difficulties.

In this way, I sat with the coal handle furnace (nickname). The coal stove is very noisy and often plays some practical jokes. We don't like being with him. Because of the teacher's power, we had to "compromise", and the students next to us tried their best to "bully" him.

In this way, I spent another half semester in a daze. Later, the teacher arranged another seat, and I sat with a boy named "Belt".

Those days, it finally calmed down. The belt is full of domineering, what correction tape, notebook, as long as I don't have it, I don't have to buy it anymore, just use the one at the same table.

Boys and girls around have followed suit, using "belt" for everything. Finally, I graduated from primary school.

Out of the "one man and one woman" deskmate distribution system! At the graduation party, I recalled all kinds of past events about my deskmate. I really want to cry and laugh. (2) I finally went to junior high school. During the military training, I became good friends with most girls.

When school officially started, I was still very concerned about who my deskmate was. I have a good relationship with milk tea. When we share our seats, we silently pray that we can sit at the same table.

However, after all, it backfired, and milk tea and I didn't become deskmates. My deskmate is Cheng Lijun.

I admit that I didn't particularly like her at first, but later I found out that she was also a nice girl. Cheng Lijun is not particularly beautiful, with small freckles on her face, bit by bit.

We don't understand. * * * * "Little Didi, lend me the red pen."

My deskmate yelled again and borrowed a red pen from me. At first, I hated the name "Little Didi". Later, under the pressure of my deskmate, I finally accepted it "gladly".

Xiaojun (the nickname of his deskmate) is a resident student. He studies well and has a good personality. We get along quite well. It's just that Xiaojun borrows things from time to time, and he likes me when he has mine.

Sometimes Jun is funny. Sitting in front of us is Shi (a boy). The name "Xi Shi" comes from a strange place because the boy was chanting "Xi Xi Xi" one day.

My deskmate and I heard this and said with a smile, "I miss Xixi so much!" " Then you can call it Shi! "So, the poor boy got the nickname" Stone ",which was attributed to me and my deskmate. * * * * deskmate's English is very good.

She can recite one unit of English at once, and our team leader is dumbfounded. Finally, I sighed, "Are you still human?" Endorsement is so fast! "Just finished, a bag grew on my head, and the third deskmate who was hit became a series of beautiful stories. Laughter, tears and friendship.

This is a story about deskmate. Supplement: This is entrusted by Xiaojun. He promised others to do something, so he wrote a composition that is not like a composition. Nonsense is not like nonsense.

There was nothing to write about. I didn't expect so many memories about my deskmate.

4. The fifth grade composition "Funny deskmate"

Introduction to the funny new deskmate: I thought Tian Tian and I would not be separated, but we are not, humming "Goodbye friends, goodbye friends!" "I came to a new' world'. I am far from Tian Tian. I am in the second row, but she is in the sixth row. What a long distance! A year ago, I was taller in my class, one head taller than every day. Alas, it's all my fault! Unexpectedly, there is a new funny deskmate! Funny one: he looks more distinctive: big head, big mouth, bigger teeth, funny new deskmate.

Everyone called him "Yan Datou". Although he is big, he is often cheated: once, a "con artist" like fake milk was brought to the front desk, and he drank it all at once. We all stared at him, and his five senses were painfully deformed and ran out! The whole class laughed their heads off! Funny 2: I have long heard that he is a huge fan. Yes, I finally understand! No matter during the day, he hummed a few songs that were completely limited but not completely able to sing. The composition of middle school students is a funny new deskmate. He is a super girl fan, especially BiBi Zhou. One day, he sang Chris Lee's "Eyes Like You" and went to the West! I wonder if his family keeps wolves. He learned some "savage games" these days, and I suffered again. "Wild Game, La La La, Wild Game, La La La" Funny 3: Another English lesson, another dictation sentence pattern.

Everyone was on tenterhooks, and his bad idea popped up again. A classmate went to the podium and began to concentrate on writing sentences (to avoid being punished). "SARS is easy to spread among people." The classmate on the podium wrote it correctly, and we were relieved for him, while "Big Head" shouted "No S, No S" at the lowest decibel! That classmate was cheated, and he smiled smugly, smirking, small sample! Ha ha! There are countless funny stories about this new deskmate. Take your time in the future! (Applause).

5. Humorous deskmate composition

My deskmate is an extremely humorous person.

I remember once, the teacher asked us to take pictures. The first one was my deskmate. He said happily, "Great, I actually got the first place in the class!" " When I get home, I don't know how my mother will praise me! "I said," don't be secretly happy.

The teacher called your name first and asked you to take a photo, not that you got the first place in the exam! Go and take pictures! He added: "Oh, I don't know if my handsome face will become the idol of the whole school." I said, "Go and take pictures! The teacher called you, go! " When he came back from the photo shoot, he was still mumbling. I'm dizzy! Another time, I said, "Let me tell a joke. Whoever answers first will be the first to finish class! " Listen: There are three hens named Wo, Me and Wo.

One day, there was an egg in the henhouse, which was not laid in the nest or by me. Who put it there? "My deskmate immediately shouted," it's me! "We all laughed. Only then did he realize that he had been cheated, but what he said was like spilled water, which could never be taken back! This is my humorous deskmate-Zhang Xiaodong.