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Humorous sentences about showing cats in a circle of friends funny sentences about drying cats with hair bands

1, why, cats and dogs are cute when they are round, and I am fat when I am round.

2, I want to keep a cat, that kind of soft meowing will rub the little baby you don't like, no matter how boring we are.

3, it's raining, so you can only stay at home and tease the cat one by one.

Not knowing whether to keep a cat or a dog, I got a cat and a dog.

I am patting the ball, aiming at the opportunity, jumping up quickly, biting it, taking my ball away, taking it back to its nest and holding it tightly with my claws, lest I take it away.

6. The little cat's eyes are round like a ball, green and really like a wolf.

7. Kittens like to play with wool balls. Whenever I bring wool, the kitten immediately pounces on me. It turned out that he wanted to play with the wool ball in my hand!

8. I didn't expect my kitten to be so cold. Give me some face.

9. Xiaohua Mall's hair is shiny, and there are black stripes on her snow-white hair.

10 whenever eating fish, the kitten will meow, as if to say: master, give me some. Seeing its appearance, I had to give it food. I'd rather not eat it than let the kitten eat.