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About the empty WeChat wallet, talk about the feeling of insufficient balance and talk about sentences.
2. A woman's excellence lies not in her appearance, money or social status. But what kind of man stood beside her.
I am also afraid to tell the truth in time. In the end, all persistence turned into jokes.
4. May there be someone around you who will always guard your childishness and love you, like the fragrance of wine floating in a deep alley, and you will get drunk when you smell it.
5. Have money. Be willful; No money. I can only accept my fate!
6, men should work hard, no money who can afford it! Even if there is love, how dare I pursue it!
7. Never look down on people who look vulgar now. In a few years, they may be the best people.
8. People who say they don't want to fall in love probably have someone they can't get.
9. I finally found a leaf that can be used as a trouser head.
10, the edge is too exposed to eat-this is the advice written by the ancestors who fell down and followed in the past with blood and brain!
1 1. It is said that if a person has no money, he will be doomed to failure.
12, time will tell you that it is not the old man's hand that will accompany you in the end, but the wine that hurts your throat.
13, the rich are graded these days, and those who have no money are excluded. How far is the distance between money and no money!
14, we are all simple, but society makes us helpless. We want to fall in love, have no money, want to make friends, and have no ability. In fact, society is like this, and interests are tumbling.
15, the essence of interpersonal communication is the exchange of interests. If you don't understand the principle of interest exchange and want to take all the benefits for yourself, then even if you have outstanding talents, you can only become useless blank paper!
16, lovers don't tease, have you seen the fish in the fish-flavored shredded pork? Is there a wife in the old lady's cake? Is there Lei Feng in Leifeng Tower?
17, for me, money is not a problem, the problem is that I have no money, and more importantly, I have no money to buy a train ticket home.
18 and * * * * are not omnipotent, and sometimes * * * * * * is needed.
19, there are no eternal friends and enemies in the world, only eternal interests.
Lack of money can be seen from a distance.
2 1. Will your parents give money to strangers? They didn't even notice the beggar and gave you money in a hurry. What do they rely on?
22. People are sometimes so strange that they don't say anything when they are deeply wronged, but cry when they hear comfort.
23. The poor don't talk about money, but should face up to suffering; Rich people don't talk about money, and hungry people don't know how hungry they are.
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