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Warm and cool years

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Liang, a middle school student, looks like an infinite scenery to outsiders.

There are hardly any famous schools in this city, because most of them.

Students choose to study abroad in Grade Two or Grade Three.

Was sent to a well-known university in China. It is precisely because the students are pregnant with "I"

The idea that you won't fail the college entrance examination is somewhat disguised.

Fear. Huayang students are good at carrying out various activities at school.

From now on, the light dance at the end of each year will even alarm the local media. but

The teacher is a little too laissez-faire with the students, who only go to high school.

It was only on the eve of the college entrance examination in the second primary school that it seemed a bit urgent.

But only girls like Liang Wen are ordinary in appearance and qualifications.

Son, just know do huayang students, some hard only oneself know.

When Liang Wen was born, grandpa casually said that her sister didn't scream.

Yao, a girl, took a homonym and called it. Mom, don't

I agree. Say I'm not a sister. If not, I will be confused. Just in May.

The weather is warm and pleasant, and the breeze in late spring is still slightly cool, mom.

Therefore, there is a somewhat contradictory name "Liang Wen". In private, she

But I told my father that the name Yan Wen was too stingy. Besides, Yan Wen is only five years old.

/kloc-I am so beautiful and lovely at the age of 0/8, and I don't want my daughter to feel like living in the hall in the future.

In my shadow. In fact, my sister Yan Wen has a sweet and touching appearance.

A rare opportunity, I grew up to 20 years old and didn't graduate from college.

I signed a contract with a local TV station and am now a well-known local host.

People. Liang Wen chose a completely different path. Not without it.

Little girls are headstrong and aggressive, but when they are high.

Girls are used to falling and climbing into Huayang.

In order to hide the pride and sharpness of youth, deliberately

Easy-going humor. Get along well with teachers and classmates.

So although the grade is only moderate, the temperature is cold.

Some things don't match the grades.

During the final review at noon, Liang Wen asked math in the office.

Girls with good liberal arts always seem to be a little afraid of math. Mathematics Lao

The teacher frowned slightly and knocked his finger on the last big question. "This question is very difficult.

Ah. Liang Wen, you can ask later. I'll think about it. We'll talk tomorrow. "

Then, as if to comfort the depressed girl, she added, "It's just.

I'm afraid the students in the science experimental class can't do it either. "The last sentence.

Alarmed the math teacher in the previous experimental class, a clever female teacher.

Looking back a little discontentedly, he grabbed the book and said, "Teacher Fan, what did you say?"

..... How? "Liang Wen raised his head, subconsciously ha ha laugh," kua experimental class.

Born? Just now, our teacher Fan said that only students in the experimental class can

It is possible to succeed. "The math teacher paused, and then laughed.

"You see there are several students in my class to talk. I just said this question for you.

Classmates may not be able to do it. What Liang Wen said is really a compliment to you.

Yes "The female teacher also smiled:" Yes, the little girl in the liberal arts class is really amazing.

Love, "said the sign for the past," come on, let me tell you something and have a look.

What is the level of teachers in the experimental class? "His math teacher is happy.

Idle, waved and began to close your eyes.

When going out, Liang Wen was stopped by the teacher of the Chinese group and asked her to put

Take the review materials back and send them out, and inform the class representatives of other classes by the way.

Come and count the documents. Liang Wen promised, walking in the corridor, thinking.

I hope to hold the award ceremony of English regionals next month, and I am even more tired.

It means humorous and lovely.

Because of the notice from the organizing Committee, Liang Wen already knows that he is

Second prize in senior high school group. She is also very satisfied with the result. After all, this is the first time.

Once I took part in a formal English contest, I had trouble before, and my personal relationship was good.

Our teacher helped to correct the speech and pronunciation, and practiced speaking in four rounds.

I've done it more than a hundred times, and it's worth my all-out preparation. Accept a reward

There was a martial arts boxing match at school that day, and Liang Wen quickly replaced the funny one.

Dressed extremely well, wearing a formal shirt and skirt to the scene. Surprisingly, Wen

Liang actually won the "Best Humor" single award. Girls are puzzled.

The solution is, from appearance to gestures to speech content, where is the humor?

Is it? Are you used to saying some humorous words in English?

Interacting with the judges is also subconsciously funny? Thought of here, the girl has been

A little depressed, watching alumni take the stage to receive the "Best Style Award" one by one.

"Best Temperament Award" or even "Best Wit Award" is cool and depressing.

Take out your mobile phone and write: "Why is it the best humor award for a long time?"

Ah, am I really funny? Is it funny? "After writing.

The organizer's advertisement inserted in the stands is intended to find someone to chat with.

Day, so I opened the address book and selected a few familiar teachers and friends.

Fingertips slightly across Ji Ling's name, or in front of the name.

Hook, press send group.

Soon the phone began to vibrate. The familiar teacher suddenly

Seeing that kind of indifference and depression, I only said "Congratulations, keep on cheering".

Warm pie pie, heart, what's there to congratulate, such a cold prize.

Project. Then the deskmate replied, "Best Humor Award? Ha ha laughs me to death.

..... Someone who thinks he's smart and quiet won this prize, really.

Heaven has eyes! "Then there is now a friend of different classes Xu Ningyuan:

"... that's funny. "

Finally, some people think that Liang Wen is really depressed. "Think about what to say."

Well, foreign teachers think you are humorous. "The girl had a headache and thought for a long time.

Reply: "Nothing, just said something about me when I gave an example in an impromptu speech."

We are a liberal arts class, and we can't find enough boys to play this play.

Later, even Romeo was disguised as a man. I said something before I left.

It's lunch time. Teachers have worked hard and enjoyed eating. "One minute.

After the friend replied: "Isn't this funny? ..... Have a nice meal, too.

Wait until you are hungry ... Trust me, you are really interesting. "

The girl sighed and had to accept the reality.

After the award ceremony, Liang Wen called his mother and said

I think it's ridiculous. Best humor award. Mother was very happy and said

Humor is also a temperament. She had to say painfully that the foundation on her face

It's too uncomfortable. I will drop by my aunt's house and take off my makeup. Then I hung up.

Words.

After dinner, I watched an episode of The Big Bang Theory, and I felt warm and cold.

Feelings are much better. The screen of the mobile phone suddenly lit up. I picked it up and saw it was Ji Ling.

Text messages. Boys are still calm: "So. ..... you are very humorous.

Los Angeles. Liang Wen also replied faintly: "I was a little depressed when I first received the award.

How's your SAT? "I came back soon this time, but I was cold and afraid.

I almost dropped my mobile phone when my hand shook-"What did you say? The wind is too strong for me to hear.

See ... "

two

Ji Ling is a classmate of Liang Wen's junior high school and senior one, and Gao Xiao took the exam.

After Liang, I chose to go abroad, so I have been sitting outside the school to take the American college entrance examination.

Training. Liang Wen was not familiar with him, once met him in the street, plus

In her solo exhibition, Ji Ling was asked to help with painting, so they were confused.

Very familiar.

I came home from school that day because it was Friday, and Liang Wen forgot his schoolbag.

I went out to buy strawberries, and I wanted to eat them on a whim since I was in the car. girl student

Carry the bag through the shopping plaza behind the community and go to Watsons to buy it.

Mint. When I went out, the sunset was just right, and Liang Wen raised his hand and blocked it.

Eyes, see a familiar face.

The girl was surprised. "Ji Ling?" The strawberry in my hand almost fell down.

In my impression, the hair on my forehead always blocks my eyes and is silent to a man who has no sense of existence.

Born, carrying a computer bag at this time, it looks clear and loose, because there is no

Wearing school uniforms, young boys are tall and proud, but they give way to Starbucks on the side.

Coffee drinkers in restaurants often look askance. The boy smiled and smiled at the warmth and coolness.

Ba, "what a coincidence. I train on the eighth floor, Ming.

God SAT simulation, so put it on early. "

The girl didn't expect to meet her classmates at this time and suddenly felt her hand.

The white plastic bag was very uncomfortable, so we had to smile unnaturally. "I

Home is nearby. Just out to buy some fruit. "

Looking at the gorgeous shopping plaza behind Liang Wen, Ji Ling smiled.

"Buy strawberries here?"

The girl shook her head at once. "Not really. Go to Watsons to buy mints.

Listen, if you eat it carelessly, you will become addicted. This kind of candy is expensive. "Then two people casually.

Talked about school, sat for a while, and got a little cold after a few words. man

Was born with a bag in his hand, "then I walked first, this bag is very heavy. last time

I have finished the exhibition publicity map you mentioned and sent it to your mailbox yesterday. Go home.

Take a look. "Liang Wen thanked him, and suddenly stopped the boy after saying goodbye, and the tie was tie.

Suddenly came a sentence: "So ... Ji Ling, were we in the same class?" say

After that, I stood there and felt that the word "big nerve" gave me guts.

Strong sense of belonging. Huayang middle school has policy protection during the senior high school entrance examination, only this one is put.

Half of the students in this school were eliminated because English teaching in other schools was not as good as that in Huayang.

This is different. Open up enrollment. I can't contact you in high school. So junior high school and high school

The class was reorganized several times, and almost all the people at the same level knew each other.

The concept of "classmate" has no meaning in Huayang.

The boy was startled, and then looked helplessly, "I really didn't."

What is the sense of existence? I'm in Class Four in junior high school and Class One and Six in senior high school. ...

Please, my classmate has been here for four years. Ok ... "

Liang Wen was embarrassed, "ah? Right? " Then hurry up.

Bo, "go, sit down. Good luck. "

On the way home, Liang Wen frowned and carefully recalled the time of his classmates.

Hou, I know nothing about it. Warm and cold junior high school is a substitute for Chinese class.

On the table, I was counting the composition scores, when suddenly a piece of manuscript paper jumped out, and the scores

Incredibly high. Liang Wen looked at the sentence that marked the teacher with a red line: "We all are."

A boat in the vast sea of people. People often think that the soul of the paddle made it.

It sailed for Wan Li, but forgot the deep blue waves that carried it and pushed it.

Tao. "Slightly scrawled handwriting, but expressed such a deep sigh.

Rest. At that time, Liang Wen could only write something like "Xitang is Qingyuan"

Song "and so on, but because the so-called beautiful writing is always

The girl was ashamed to get high marks and couldn't help standing there. Chinese teacher

Seeing the coldness, he leaned down and suddenly said, "Oh, Ji Ling's article.

"Then, chapter laughed," this boy seldom hand in homework, never thought.

Give me a surprise. I'm still wondering if it's my old problem

No, he doesn't bother to write, hehe ... "

After that, the girls all left him a little heart. A clever and indifferent person.

Children, as the name implies, have light and cold eyes. There are not many familiar friends.

Friends, usually sleep alone in their seats, but their grades have been maintained.

In fact, the teacher also turned a blind eye and said nothing about him. But once the math teacher

I was in a bad mood, so I asked my deskmate to shoot Ji Ling to answer questions and deliberately asked him.

Wake up and listen to the class. Who knows the boy stood up and swept the blackboard.

Eyes clear and calm, silent for a few seconds began to answer questions, say that finish.

After sitting down, I lie prone on the table and close my eyes. Let the teacher praise me, not criticize.

No, I am tongue-tied. At that time, Liang Wen whispered in his heart, what?

Well, it's just the hero of the dog blood campus romance novel.

Animation is an optional course in the information course of Grade One in senior high school. Ji Ling sits in Wen according to his student number.

It's cold opposite. Apart from listening to music, Liang Wen has never been interested in computers.

I don't know anything about sending and receiving emails in movies. often

I was in a hurry until the bell rang, waiting for the information teacher to pull it on the podium.

Yelled loudly: "Don't surf the Internet! Hurry up if you haven't handed in your homework yet!

There are still two minutes to jump! "Then Ji Ling replied to the girl.

In front of me, I didn't listen to her hurried explanation.

Just say, "Go back to work first, and I'll help you with the rest."

Go up. "The girl's friend waiting at the door left, and she didn't forget to shout.

Sentence: "My student number is 18, thank you!"

Liang Wen has always been a lively and cheerful girl in high school, serving as the school leader.

Special editor of newspaper and junior high school counselor, or class committee and in class.

Class representatives seem to handle all kinds of trivial work with ease.

But Liang Wen has always been very self-aware. He has never been a mistress.

The beautiful senior in my eyes. On the contrary, girls have always been self-sufficient

I have been wandering in the middle school and have a headache. Sometimes girls can be a little

Self-deprecating, cool, the name is really accurate, really.

This is a contradiction.

So our nerves are cold, even if there is "Ji Ling classmate"

It's really handsome and beautiful. What an amazing species. "

I thought, "Hey, why should I check the blackboard again tomorrow? What?

Really? There is an English exam. Don't sleep tonight. "

Complaints can easily be replaced.

Senior two went to the liberal arts class, and junior four has been catching up.

Struggle was followed by the diversion of going abroad and walking, and the classroom was suddenly empty.

Fall down.

After the mid-term exam, Liang Wen got a barely average English test paper.

Listen to the class teacher and say, "Liang Wen, as a student of Huayang,

Band 6 is ahead of schedule. It's no big deal. You see,

I lost my hand in my life. English is the focus after the gaokao.

"So the girl reluctantly went to buy the truth of Beijing Foreign Studies University after school.

I didn't know that the CD-ROM drive of my notebook at home was broken until I saw the attached CD-ROM.

, and then hesitated, took out the address book to send text messages to Ji Ling.

Letter: "you know I've never been good at computers ... the CD-ROM drive at home is broken."

Well, there are listening CDs to export, which is very convenient for you to attend classes.

Yes, is there a study room for me to do? "The boy replied:

"Tomorrow, then, I don't have my computer now. I am here to teach myself.

We are all classmates. There should be several of you in Class 8. "

The next afternoon, after school, Liang Wen brought his listening CD and MP4.

And all kinds of wiring go to the office building behind the community. Ji Ling is on the phone.

In fact, I can also tell Liang Wen how to find the training machine upstairs in the shopping mall.

The elevator surprised Liang Wen, a road idiot. Push open the door, Wen

Shuang found that this is a large duplex jump floor, and the reception room is downstairs.

When the receptionist saw Liang Wen wearing Huayang's school uniform, she smiled in a friendly way.

"It is also a student of Huayang. Are you looking for a classmate? " WenLiang "well".

Voice: "If you want your classmates to help you export the information, please let me know in advance." say

Seeing Ji Ling coming out of the upstairs, I said hello: "Coming. Not at present.

Our teacher is also in class. "

Warm cool carefully holding the spiral staircase upstairs, pushed open the door.

The door went in and saw one.

An exquisite study with all kinds of bricks on the table in the middle.

The two boys who read documents on the computer during the exam are really at the same level.

Alumni. After greeting, I sat down on the tatami beside me.

After receiving the paper cup handed by the boy, I couldn't help sighing: "This is not bad for you."

Ah, there are all kinds of living facilities. I recite words every day and do them in the study.

True question, how clear the goal is. "

The words sound just fell and the door was pushed open again. The teacher who teaches SAT holds

Folding printing paper rush to break in, "stop playing, it'll be ready in a minute.

Silent words. "

Liang Wen looked at the young teacher, as if he had learned to spare no effort.

Part-time graduate students.

"Hey, listen to CET-4? Ji Ling, you still have time to do this.

Huh? "

The boy who concentrated on playing with the notebook nodded at Liang Wen. "Classmate.

Yes, she walks to practice. "

Liang Wen subconsciously stood up. After all, he didn't study here.

Healthy. Able to shrug off the teacher, "you walk Huayang don't play.

Here's the thing. How can you use TEM-4? "

Liang Wen reassured and sat down. "What do you mean by' like to play'?

Well, it's hard to walk, too Well, we just advanced the college entrance examination.

Yes, and the English exam is so difficult that the competition is much fiercer than the college entrance examination.

Or throat ... "and said curiously," sit and listen to the vocabulary.

Foundation 30 thousand. Can you show me that watch? "

The teacher really handed over a disordered vocabulary and bowed his head one by one.

Read in the past, a long time to look up, with a satisfiedly smile, "and so on.

I don't know how many words there are. "Ji Ling.

I leaned over and took a look. "This is the most basic vocabulary."

The teacher replied: "Not bad, after all, this is your Huayang.

Student: If you want to be serious, Ji Ling, go and give her a high-frequency vocabulary.

Look at that. "

The boy really went out according to the words, turned around and lost a sentence: "Don't shout after reading it."

Shame on you. "

The girl rolled her eyes unconvinced, but in the second word,

When I handed it to my eyes, I sadly found that I only knew a dozen words this time.

Yes So I was persuaded, but I still refused to admit defeat: "You are really!"

Typing with this abnormal word with dozens of letters every day is not easy enough.

Tao, be careful what you say in the future. Like Yu, you are a foreigner with advanced vocabulary.

I don't even understand. "

The classmates studying in the same room asked about the recent Jiangong Boxing Competition in our school.

Liang Wen said that as before, everyone didn't want to be a sports star.

It's hard to go, and it's extremely spoof on the soundtrack and team name. For example, there is a team.

It's called the Nine Bar Youth Team. It is said that there is really a need for self-control in the team uniform.

Nine Articles; For example, it is said that a team in Class 6 is preparing to use music.

The theme song from Plants vs Zombies ... and then the girls took out their hands.

Play the soundtrack of your own team-theme song "I Really"

I want to live another 500 years. The music is full of ups and downs. I sing

The last sentence "May the fireworks be safe and happy, I am really still there."

Think-live again-five hundred years-"Liang Wen just laughed," why?

Sample, with the last two-handed gesture, awesome? "

There was laughter in the study room, and one of the students replied, "The game is week."

For Liang Wen, a good student like you is such a spoof, and this competition is intentional.

I think I have to go and see it when I have time. "Ji Ling is killing viruses for Cool MP4.

Slightly replied: "Very powerful, it sounds like an illegal act." three

After two seconds of silence, everyone understood the cold joke and broke out.

More laughter.

Liang Wen was unfortunately choked by the water and coughed for a long time before he woke up.

"Ji Ling you are not without presence, when did you become like this?

Sharp. The student next to him immediately interrupted: "Does Ji Ling have no sense of existence?" that

Who still has a sense of existence ... "

The receptionist downstairs knocked at the door, "this classmate, I want to wait."

Lock the door downstairs. Do you think you should go down first or follow them here?

Self-study at night until 8: 30? "Liang Wen stood up and packed," that is.

Let's go first. Come on, everybody. "

four

Seeing this, you may think, alas, the little girl is thinking again.

I am obsessed with my little emotions. But don't forget, the heroine of our story

The trumpet is cool, super humorous, and very good at self-opening.

Guide, and a "born to stay" little girl.

Walking on my way home, I was thinking about that one, which was full of unusual things.

Word list, go back and think "learn every day and make continuous progress"

, lest ten years later this help a personable China boy.

Er Street returned to Huayang to attend a class reunion and got a bachelor's degree.

Teach children how to read "ABC" silently in a primary school, and then

I really want to regret it.

The girl walking in the street with the lights on suddenly remembered the pool of female writers.

When Sally read this novel for the first time, she suddenly had To Endless Years.

* * * Ming. Yes, she knows now that she loves this mature building.

The city of buttonwood relies on all kinds of fragrant springs here.

Vegetables, so I chose to walk, go to college in China, and.

Will not regret this decision. Just like the protagonist in Chi Li's novel, namely

Many years later, I met my classmates who liked each other when I was young in a foreign country.

Only the calm after years of precipitation.

Take a deep breath. The air in early summer is filled with the smell of gardenia.

A gloomy aroma. She thought faintly, I hope each of us,

After hard work, you can take your time and treat the ending of the song with no regrets.

Field, looking for their own twilight starlight.

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Is this it? I hope it helps you. Hope to adopt.